Project 1999

Go Back   Project 1999 > General Community > Screenshots

Closed Thread
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #11  
Old 02-16-2017, 03:42 PM
Brut Brut is offline
Planar Protector

Brut's Avatar

Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Akin to North Pole
Posts: 1,403
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Erati [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
how do Ogres ever make it to the Swamp lol
Elftani not know how bad it is. They barely makin it outta Oggok. Dumbest just straight up asking to get fat faces bashed.
[You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
__________________
Brutillus 60 Dragon Hero Bracer Shadowknight - <Awakened>
http://i63.tinypic.com/208jtcm.jpg
  #12  
Old 02-16-2017, 06:18 PM
Brut Brut is offline
Planar Protector

Brut's Avatar

Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Akin to North Pole
Posts: 1,403
Default

Brut figure out problem. Dumb fat ogre youth run off jungle unclothed and ugly, clearly is squishy and gets slaughtered by lizardmen as such. Guildmaster only provide dumb flimsy skin tunics stained in mud. Brut find gud beef face test subject, smells horrible tho, and has some sort of rat problem. Mayhap super rat.
[You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Em learned how to smith cuz ate many dorfs. Technique easiest, smash rocks n water bottles together until armer come out of stove thing.
[You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Much better! Shamakazi looks like ready to take on world. Em painted big skull in front warn everyone of terrible odor, steer clear if value nostrils.
[You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Fat Shamakazi went on to battle armor rat, here background music to listen while admires picture of hectic battle that unfolded.
[You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Great success! Brut plan work as intended, young ogre death rate plummet immediate most.
[You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

But wat dis? Fattest Shamakazi immediately get drunk with power. Dumbest!
[You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Brut no options now, dumbest Shamakazi gone out of control, Brut has to put stop to this before goes too far. Is like old Yeller but fat and dumb instead of old.
[You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Tragic most. Mayhap lesson to learn from all dis. Brut not surest wat is. Shamakazi ded but is no great loss.
[You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
__________________
Brutillus 60 Dragon Hero Bracer Shadowknight - <Awakened>
http://i63.tinypic.com/208jtcm.jpg
  #13  
Old 02-18-2017, 02:46 PM
Muggens Muggens is offline
Planar Protector

Muggens's Avatar

Join Date: Aug 2013
Location: Norway
Posts: 1,697
Default

funny most thread in a while
  #14  
Old 02-20-2017, 03:34 AM
Tiphares Tiphares is offline
Decaying Skeleton


Join Date: Feb 2017
Posts: 2
Default

These are golden. Had me in tears. Lol
  #15  
Old 02-20-2017, 03:12 PM
Erati Erati is offline
Planar Protector

Erati's Avatar

Join Date: Dec 2009
Posts: 4,561
Default

awwwww poor lil Ogre, he thought he could take on the world
__________________
Eratani / Cleratani / Eratou / Stabatani / Flopatani / Eratii
  #16  
Old 02-21-2017, 01:03 PM
khanable khanable is offline
Planar Protector

khanable's Avatar

Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: The Plane of Rustles
Posts: 2,711
Default

lol this was great
__________________
hello i'm cucumbers
  #17  
Old 02-23-2017, 02:46 PM
Ella`Ella Ella`Ella is offline
Planar Protector


Join Date: Apr 2013
Posts: 2,272
Default

Really want to know how the exchange with the guy asking for a few plat for spells went.
  #18  
Old 02-23-2017, 05:39 PM
maskedmelonpai maskedmelonpai is offline
Fire Giant

maskedmelonpai's Avatar

Join Date: Aug 2016
Location: Left hand of the Master
Posts: 695
Default

it make me feel like puppetting 'n ogre, but don't have the time :c
  #19  
Old 02-23-2017, 06:19 PM
Brut Brut is offline
Planar Protector

Brut's Avatar

Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Akin to North Pole
Posts: 1,403
Default

Crooked guildie already made a lvl1 phony newbie alt to try to trick Brut.
But em saw through elf shenanigans and just got him killed multiple times instead of helping. /flex
__________________
Brutillus 60 Dragon Hero Bracer Shadowknight - <Awakened>
http://i63.tinypic.com/208jtcm.jpg
  #20  
Old 02-24-2017, 11:07 AM
Rygar Rygar is offline
Planar Protector

Rygar's Avatar

Join Date: Nov 2015
Location: Minnesota
Posts: 1,793
Default

Loved all of this, bravo! Love how the monument fell in the water, I laughed so hard. Was dumbest. Best summary ever!
__________________
Wedar - Level 60 Grandmaster <Azure Guard>
Check out my Zone Guide to The Hole
The Hole wiki now fully updated and accurate: Hole Wiki Page
Closed Thread

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 08:12 AM.


Everquest is a registered trademark of Daybreak Game Company LLC.
Project 1999 is not associated or affiliated in any way with Daybreak Game Company LLC.
Powered by vBulletin®
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.