worst/ funniest experience on p99

[alexnoshinku]

What is the worst/ funniest experience you've ever had on p99?

[Tnair]

Literally just started on p99 two days ago, after messing around a bit with the hellscape of normal live Everquest.

Modern Everquest, and every other modern MMO in existence:

**screen covered in windows with flashing icons**
--Welcome to Game! Please close all these windows explaining how to Move Forward.
--You received a quest to Move Forward!
--You take three steps and open your mouth to speak to the first person you see.
--CONGRATULATIONS YOU REACHED LEVEL 2! Here's some more windows, and an enchanted upgrade to an item you've not yet used.



Starting in p99:
--Take this note to your guildmaster!
--The map is disabled in Project 1999.
--Guildmaster: Go kill some snakes.
--a moss snake looks at you indifferently; looks like an even fight
--You were slain by a moss snake!
--You were slain by a skeleton!
--You were slain by a shadow wolf!
--You were slain by a random racist Erudite in the Freeport slums!
--You were slain by a drowned citizen on your way back to the Freeport slums!
--Guildmaster: Here is your reward.
--Me: This has two armor and smells like dead rats. So what's next in the progression of guild quests to improve my equipment?
--Guildmaster: Your...ah....ahahah.....AAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAH...... ........get out of my office.

[tyrant49333]

^epic

[Whirled]

The funniest is probably reading how grown adults fight over imaginary things. Raid scene is pretty laughtastic too.

[Lhancelot]

Originally Posted by Tnair [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Literally just started on p99 two days ago, after messing around a bit with the hellscape of normal live Everquest.

Modern Everquest, and every other modern MMO in existence:

**screen covered in windows with flashing icons**
--Welcome to Game! Please close all these windows explaining how to Move Forward.
--You received a quest to Move Forward!
--You take three steps and open your mouth to speak to the first person you see.
--CONGRATULATIONS YOU REACHED LEVEL 2! Here's some more windows, and an enchanted upgrade to an item you've not yet used.



Starting in p99:
--Take this note to your guildmaster!
--The map is disabled in Project 1999.
--Guildmaster: Go kill some snakes.
--a moss snake looks at you indifferently; looks like an even fight
--You were slain by a moss snake!
--You were slain by a skeleton!
--You were slain by a shadow wolf!
--You were slain by a random racist Erudite in the Freeport slums!
--You were slain by a drowned citizen on your way back to the Freeport slums!
--Guildmaster: Here is your reward.
--Me: This has two armor and smells like dead rats. So what's next in the progression of guild quests to improve my equipment?
--Guildmaster: Your...ah....ahahah.....AAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAH...... ........get out of my office.

Yeah that's pretty much my biggest issue with new EQ. It's over-produced, and not for the better.

The updates to the zones did nothing but defile the orginal artwork and charm of the game.

[syztem]

No! Crown of Rile jump spamming should be illegal, thats HACKING!

Guys can we move the /random timer on ring 8 since its been pushed(2years later people still need rings, i have 11)

scout same thing

waking the sleeper, 60-65 people in zone. Only Nanzata left up, by far the easiest warder of all. about 30 people rebel once realizing yes were killing the final warder and waking the sleeper. at 70% they try to wipe us, we kill all of them and reset the fight. Killed anyone we mightve thought were going to attempt a wipe again, engage nanzata again, another 10 or so attempted. killed them, finished and woke sleeper with like 25 people. queue massive cries, spamming, screaming in teamspeak about not getting SoD/shrouds etc etc etc.

worst? having to kill all 3 golems for a chance at 0-1 primal weapon with very low chance where as warders always had like 3-5 primals per kill(oh wait, thats not my guild, must suck for them still having a dozen melee in line for 1h and geting 8-9 2h in a row)

[Tecmos Deception]

Originally Posted by Whirled [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

The funniest is probably reading how grown adults fight over imaginary things.

Right. Cause this has never happened before anywhere in history such that it is a huge surprise that it happens here. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[Whirled]

Originally Posted by alexnoshinku [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

What is the worst/ funniest experience you've ever had on p99?

Originally Posted by Whirled [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

The funniest is probably reading how grown adults fight over imaginary things. Raid scene is pretty laughtastic too.

Originally Posted by Tecmos Deception [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Right. Cause this has never happened before anywhere in history such that it is a huge surprise that it happens here. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

You have gotten worse at Reading (-1)

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[jackd104]

Originally Posted by Whirled [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

The funniest is probably reading how grown adults fight over imaginary things. Raid scene is pretty laughtastic too.

Other imaginary things grown adults fight over:

Money
Laws
Governments
Politics
Personal property/land
Religion

[Whirled]

Drugs