***OFFICIAL*** P99 Reiker Appreciation Thread

[Lord Krishna]

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Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate.
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And summer's lease hath all too short a date.
Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines,
And often is his gold complexion dimmed;
And every fair from fair sometime declines,
By chance, or nature's changing course, untrimmed;
But thy eternal summer shall not fade,
Nor lose possession of that fair thou ow'st,
Nor shall death brag thou wand'rest in his shade,
When in eternal lines to Time thou grow'st.
So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this gives life to thee.


Thank you for all you have done my prince.

[Diggles]

(11:58:57 AM) Diggles: i googled sandreiker
(11:59:01 AM) Diggles: this was the third result: https://p.twimg.com/AknF_vdCEAItclT.jpg

[HarrisonStillPosting]

[18:40] <Finawin-Harrison> Okay, going to go make myself some shrimp in penne pasta/vodka sauce
[18:40] <Tralina> ./join #trivia
[18:40] <Tralina> for my last 20 minutes at work pls
[18:40] * Parts: KoopaTroopa (KoopaTroop@HIDE-AA0C2BDB.phlapa.fios.verizon.net)
[18:40] <Finawin-Harrison> Been waiting to do it all day
[18:40] <Reiker> alcoholic
[18:40] <Finawin-Harrison> ^mad dishwasher
[18:40] <Reiker> I thought u lived w/ male slave chef who cooked everything for you?
[18:40] <Tralina> reiker you wash dishes?
[18:40] <Tralina> come do my dishes pls
[18:40] <Reiker> I did over summer for $

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harrison too dum to post irc logs

[HarrisonStillPosting]

[18:40][18:40] Finawin-Harrison> ^mad dishwasher
[18:40] Reiker> I thought u lived w/ male slave chef who cooked everything for you?
[18:40] Tralina> reiker you wash dishes?
[18:40] Tralina> come do my dishes pls
[18:40] Reiker> I did over summer for $

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Reiker going to school

Harrison at pinnacle of career cutting meat

who has it worse?

[HarrisonStillPosting]

Reiker washes dishes.

Automatic disqualification from shit talking about anyone's job.

[Lord Krishna]

how would u feel if reiker talked shit in your official harrison appreciation thread

o wait that will never exist

[Diggles]

Originally Posted by HarrisonStillPosting [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Reiker washes dishes.

Automatic disqualification from shit talking about anyone's job.

Harrison slices meat.

Automatic disqualification from shit talking about anyone's job.

[HarrisonStillPosting]

You obviously don't understand how much money a meat cutter/butcher makes.

A dishwasher is minimum wage slave labor for junkies and immigrants.