Rank Epics in Terms of Obtainability

[Jimjam]

Originally Posted by skarlorn [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

so mage epic is the hot cheerleader president of school body honors student girl (named majiq) everyone wants to bang, but the only people who bang her are the select big dog alpha males who are just self-destructive enough to blow fat lines (drugs) so they can mad dog the enemy team (get FTE) and score a winning touch down (kill the God of Hate in his own home and take from his corpse the most valuable of treasures)

warrior epic is a super hot chick, hotter than Magiq, her name is Tallan, and she is definitely bi-sexual. If you play your cards right (combine her in the scabbard) you can even have a three-some. She's a bit of a trick (see WTS green scales threads) so don't be surprised if some upstart running-back with a rich dad is suddenly dual wielding your beautiful girlfriend. She is often overhyped for her hotness but probably worth every penny for the increase in your social standing once getting her.

SK is the emo/goth/kawaii babe who has sat next to you for years but you're just too scared to go for her. she's artistic, nihilistic, and sadistic. You heard that in 6th grade she let a dog lick her snatch. The only guys that get her are the ones who wear 100% hot topic clothes and their moms let them have big ass swords at home. But don't be fooled, these dudes are Jacked Alphas even if they dress lame. She's not a slut at ALL, but once she's in your hands you can use her wiles to seduce your enemies and then kidney punch them unawares. Most people don't understand how hard it is to date this girl, nor do they understand the cost of keeping her dank in hot topic and throwing daggers.

Bard is the bangin' flute soloist. This one used to be hard to get until she lost her virginity. Now she realizes she LOVES sex. Went down from a 7 day Bottleneck to a 24 hr bottleneck and you Can Call Her Anytime Bae[You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] (spawn undead trak). Yes, she is a bit of a hoor and likes gifts such as sterling silver bracelets and rhinestone baubles (white dragon scales).

One of my personal favorites is the wizard epic. The wizard epic is the girl who has been in your home room for the past 10 years. She's a fucking nerd but now she's a nerd with a real honest to god bust. You're more handsome than she is but she's smarter than you. It's real easy to get her to be your GF, all you have to do is Destroy Venril Sathir the Lich of Karnor's Castle and Give her the Pulsating Stone (ask her out). It turns out she gives the best fellatio in the whole Elf School and is well worth the investment! You still won't get invited to any parties, though.

Your recent posts are very strong, I think you may have made a forum quest ding recently.

[Uberom]

Originally Posted by skarlorn [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

so mage epic is the hot cheerleader president of school body honors student girl (named majiq) everyone wants to bang, but the only people who bang her are the select big dog alpha males who are just self-destructive enough to blow fat lines (drugs) so they can mad dog the enemy team (get FTE) and score a winning touch down (kill the God of Hate in his own home and take from his corpse the most valuable of treasures)

warrior epic is a super hot chick, hotter than Magiq, her name is Tallan, and she is definitely bi-sexual. If you play your cards right (combine her in the scabbard) you can even have a three-some. She's a bit of a trick (see WTS green scales threads) so don't be surprised if some upstart running-back with a rich dad is suddenly dual wielding your beautiful girlfriend. She is often overhyped for her hotness but probably worth every penny for the increase in your social standing once getting her.

SK is the emo/goth/kawaii babe who has sat next to you for years but you're just too scared to go for her. she's artistic, nihilistic, and sadistic. You heard that in 6th grade she let a dog lick her snatch. The only guys that get her are the ones who wear 100% hot topic clothes and their moms let them have big ass swords at home. But don't be fooled, these dudes are Jacked Alphas even if they dress lame. She's not a slut at ALL, but once she's in your hands you can use her wiles to seduce your enemies and then kidney punch them unawares. Most people don't understand how hard it is to date this girl, nor do they understand the cost of keeping her dank in hot topic and throwing daggers.

Bard is the bangin' flute soloist. This one used to be hard to get until she lost her virginity. Now she realizes she LOVES sex. Went down from a 7 day Bottleneck to a 24 hr bottleneck and you Can Call Her Anytime Bae[You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] (spawn undead trak). Yes, she is a bit of a hoor and likes gifts such as sterling silver bracelets and rhinestone baubles (white dragon scales).

One of my personal favorites is the wizard epic. The wizard epic is the girl who has been in your home room for the past 10 years. She's a fucking nerd but now she's a nerd with a real honest to god bust. You're more handsome than she is but she's smarter than you. It's real easy to get her to be your GF, all you have to do is Destroy Venril Sathir the Lich of Karnor's Castle and Give her the Pulsating Stone (ask her out). It turns out she gives the best fellatio in the whole Elf School and is well worth the investment! You still won't get invited to any parties, though.

Started off flaccid now I'm hard.

[Lhancelot]

Originally Posted by skarlorn [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

so mage epic is the hot cheerleader president of school body honors student girl (named majiq) everyone wants to bang, but the only people who bang her are the select big dog alpha males who are just self-destructive enough to blow fat lines (drugs) so they can mad dog the enemy team (get FTE) and score a winning touch down (kill the God of Hate in his own home and take from his corpse the most valuable of treasures)

warrior epic is a super hot chick, hotter than Magiq, her name is Tallan, and she is definitely bi-sexual. If you play your cards right (combine her in the scabbard) you can even have a three-some. She's a bit of a trick (see WTS green scales threads) so don't be surprised if some upstart running-back with a rich dad is suddenly dual wielding your beautiful girlfriend. She is often overhyped for her hotness but probably worth every penny for the increase in your social standing once getting her.

SK is the emo/goth/kawaii babe who has sat next to you for years but you're just too scared to go for her. she's artistic, nihilistic, and sadistic. You heard that in 6th grade she let a dog lick her snatch. The only guys that get her are the ones who wear 100% hot topic clothes and their moms let them have big ass swords at home. But don't be fooled, these dudes are Jacked Alphas even if they dress lame. She's not a slut at ALL, but once she's in your hands you can use her wiles to seduce your enemies and then kidney punch them unawares. Most people don't understand how hard it is to date this girl, nor do they understand the cost of keeping her dank in hot topic and throwing daggers.

Bard is the bangin' flute soloist. This one used to be hard to get until she lost her virginity. Now she realizes she LOVES sex. Went down from a 7 day Bottleneck to a 24 hr bottleneck and you Can Call Her Anytime Bae[You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] (spawn undead trak). Yes, she is a bit of a hoor and likes gifts such as sterling silver bracelets and rhinestone baubles (white dragon scales).

One of my personal favorites is the wizard epic. The wizard epic is the girl who has been in your home room for the past 10 years. She's a fucking nerd but now she's a nerd with a real honest to god bust. You're more handsome than she is but she's smarter than you. It's real easy to get her to be your GF, all you have to do is Destroy Venril Sathir the Lich of Karnor's Castle and Give her the Pulsating Stone (ask her out). It turns out she gives the best fellatio in the whole Elf School and is well worth the investment! You still won't get invited to any parties, though.

This is the post of the week. Very funny. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]