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11-26-2014, 12:43 PM
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A startling realization.
So i haven't graced you faggots with my presence in several months, but for some reason, i decided to bless you all with a visit this morning.
As i caroused the RnF forum, which is not unlike the rap scene in that the content literally never changes, but is worded slightly differently from shit post to shit post, i noticed a there was a void. An absence. A particular lack of fiber in the digital diarrhea. There was no tiggles. At first, i assumed our portly hispanic friend had indulged in one too many churros and had succumb to heart disease, or perhaps his intestines had ruptured and he died of sepsis when he forgot his socks whilst camping. I began doing some research. As it turns out, his last activity was early august. Hmm. It is the time of his last post that leads me to believe that tiggles, while portraying himself as a mexican online, was in fact michael brown. He knew that he would gain some credibility by pretending not to be black, but knew he lacked the intelligence to pass as white and took the more realistic path of pretending to be guatemalan. As im sure you all know, being the worldly gents thou art, michael brown was brutally murdered without cause in early august; around the same time tiggles disappeared without notice. Now, heres where it gets troubling. when tiggles (aka michael brown) went to the convenience store to pick up his share of the RMT profits from derubael (the small indian shopkeeper. this method was used to make the RMT activity less traceable), there was a dispute. Rogean had told derubael not to relinquish the profits, stored innocuously in a cigar box, as tiggles hadnt quite pulled his weight the month prior. Derubael batphoned sirken (darren wilson), who then attempted to intercept tiggles on his way back to his government housing. While the media claims that tiggles brown reached for sirkens gun (a smith&wesson .40 banhammer), he was in fact reaching for sirkens prepaid track phone to contact rogean directly. Sirken was having none of it. A scuffle ensued, and tiggles was shot. His massive lard-laden frame absorbing the full force of 6 rounds. From this, we can also conclude that rogean is in fact the judge that oversaw the darren wilson (aka sirken) case, concluding that he did nothing wrong. jailing sirken for such a heinous crime would have cut further into the RMT profits of the server. So in one fell swoop, justice was raped, profits were taken by force, and we lost our very own recees cup; tiggles. aka michael brown. the negro who was peruvian online. RIP sweet prince [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
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11-26-2014, 12:48 PM
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11-26-2014, 12:58 PM
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11-26-2014, 01:00 PM
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11-26-2014, 01:08 PM
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11-26-2014, 01:33 PM
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Hadn't even noticed. I even made a thread to tease him when PAX tickets dropped. /shrug
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