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Old 10-03-2012, 07:53 PM
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poll needs an option for "WTF?????"
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Old 10-05-2012, 02:21 AM
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Haven't spit, but i have wet it with the sink b4 after the 3rd wipe for that cold clean feeling.
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Old 10-05-2012, 05:21 AM
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Honestly, if you have that much man-paste splattered on your ass you're better off taking a shower and an AIDS test.

Godspeed Azeth.
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Old 10-05-2012, 05:39 AM
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Haven't spit, but i have wet it with the sink b4 after the 3rd wipe for that cold clean feeling.

love this.
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Old 10-05-2012, 08:22 AM
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Why am I looking at this poll and even more curious why did I respond? Working night shifts will do that to ya
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Old 10-05-2012, 08:50 AM
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Kind of related.

Santorum definition: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=santorum

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1: A foul-smelling, frothy mixture of fecal matter and semen that dribbles from a male partner's raw, tumescent anus after sodomy and dribbles down his testicles like so much chocolate syrup and mayonnaise.

2: Biting, pejorative term used to describe a plutocratic, homophobic theocrat; a component of the radical right who embraces tax cuts for the rich, social spending cuts for the poor, anti-gay legislation in every concievable form and adherence to the strictest tenets of the Christian right.

3. Last name of U.S. Senator from Pennsylvania who former Nebraska Senator Bob Kerry likened to the innermost part of the posterior and who President shit-for-brains referred to as "inclusive."

Upon entering the darkened room, I noticed Reverend Falwell's eyes rolling wildly in his head, his gentle whimpers undulating in response to the savage pounding his prostate was undergoing. Then, all at once, he let out a long, melodic sigh and began to gently cry. It was all he could do after taking it in the ass by Rick Santorum.
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Old 10-05-2012, 06:55 PM
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I usually get Tasslehof to spit directly into my cornhole before the final wipe...
Does this count?
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Old 10-05-2012, 09:47 PM
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Military background + high fiber diet = shit shower and shave in the morning, no more worries.

Sorry about all the hassles with your collective assholes.
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Old 10-06-2012, 12:07 AM
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They're called wet wipes, invest in some.
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Old 10-08-2012, 03:32 PM
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You might want to make sure you get flushable wet wipes if you go that route.

Bidets are so amazing, I wish I had one.
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