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Old 10-20-2014, 12:06 PM
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Jill Roy

33-year-old Jill Roy of Massachusetts has a long criminal history, most of which involves narcotics charges. Well, if she’s trying to build a sweet criminal resume, she definitely just notched her signature “top of resume” gig. She was arrested this past weekend for possession of heroin and painkillers, hidden in her butt. No, not “in in” her butt. Inside her fake, plastic, prosthetic butt.
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Old 10-20-2014, 03:39 PM
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Would fuck her prosthetic butt.
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Old 10-20-2014, 05:01 PM
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My neighbor used to have a prosthetic arm. He would fill that bitch with roxies and bud and go out to the bars at night. Eventually got busted, but I used to be jealous I had to go out with them in my balls all night and he would pop his arm off and throw them in.
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Old 10-20-2014, 10:30 PM
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Old 10-20-2014, 11:18 PM
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Prosthetic butt? Think of all the things you would be able to sit on you normally couldn't.
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Old 10-21-2014, 11:58 AM
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Probably how they caught her, flaunting her new found powers like a god.
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Old 10-21-2014, 12:12 PM
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Next time you see a half elf female waddling through the EC tunnel, do the right thing and report for RMT...she's stashing.
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