Why Everquest doesn't make any sense

[Ashimar]

On my journey to China, i met with a group of Monk's at a local temple close to
Beijing, I asked them what they like to do, and they said "Meditate." How come my monk can't do this in EQ?

Some months later i was in Africa learning the ways of an ancient tribe
who boasts many elder Shamans - Then the thought came to me, why can't
my Erudite be a Shaman?

One person did play a Shaman on the Project 99 server and did share his thoughts.

"We shamans are spiritist's, not warrior's, Please use a Bloodstained tunic
and some gatorscale leggings instead of Wisdomless Totemic so you'll
have more mana."

This person went on to ramble about many things ...

"If i was going to make a guild, i think i'd name it Pulp Fiction. There definatley isn't enough guilds named after Quentin Tarrantino films."

"Also, in regards to A Bottle of Milk. What animal does it come from exactly?
The Tit of an obese obulating ogre?"

"The other day in game a druid got pissed cause i wouldn't tip him
when he ported me to NK from NFP Bank. I told him to STFU thats why
the city is called FREE PORT."

To be continued...