Your mom Jokes

[kotton05]

Your mom is so dumb you have two dads

[Mockba1980]

Your mother is so fat that I am obliged to use talc to see where she is wet

[Gain]

Your momma so fat that when she wears a Malcom x jacket helicopters try to land on her.

[Gain]

Yo momma so fat when she steps on the scale it says to be continued.

[Necabo]

Yo mamma so stupid she tried to climb Mountain Dew.

[Neetas1320]

Yo momma so old that when asked if she understood jesus, she said understand? dude owes me 12 dollars

(Harry Potter)
Yo momma so ugly when she was born the doctors said RIDIKULOUS

[kotton05]

Your mom so dumb she fte'd iki while vulak was in window

[Necabo]

Yo momma so fat when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the Pacific ocean.

[Spyder73]

Yo momma so fat her belt size is equator

[t3kn34k]

Yo mama is SO mothafuckin old that her wrinkle titties only make powdered milk