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Old 04-27-2010, 05:55 PM
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Default The Sexiest shirt around

lmao im sure lots of you have already seen this but its 1st time ive seen it so thought id share...

http://www.amazon.com/Mountain-Three.../dp/B002HJ377A

1,730 Reviews for a simple t-shirt...read some of them they are simply priceless
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Old 04-27-2010, 05:59 PM
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I raise you http://www.amazon.com/Family-Brian-T...ref=pd_sbs_a_2
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Old 04-27-2010, 06:06 PM
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I raise both of you
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Old 04-27-2010, 07:03 PM
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The reviews for the 3 wolves shirt were hilarious!
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Old 04-27-2010, 07:15 PM
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rofl...

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I was born with a terrible deformity in my right hand - it is withered and rolled in on itself and useless. I ordered this shirt hoping that it would mend the hole that has grown in my soul over the years.

When the package arrived, I opened it with my left hand and began to realize there was a strange tingling sensation in my right hand! Suddenly it rushed forth through my entire body. When it hit my head I saw God!

When this sensation ended, I looked at my old, dead hand and, lo! and behold, it was still deformed.

But the shirt fits really well.
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I'll be honest. I ordered the Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt based off the amazing promises I read about at Amazon.com.

When my order arrived, I was not disappointed. As the UPS truck was driving down the street with my delivery, my female neighbors began opening their doors and stepping outside. I suspect the Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt contains powerful lupine pheromones.

The shirt is made up of soft cotton. I was grateful to see this as it flexed as my muscles grew after donning this garment.

The Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt gave me a +10 resistance to energy attacks, +8 Strength, and added 30 feet to my normal leap. I cannot list the specific effects involving the opposite sex as I am still discovering these. And they are many.

Since owning the Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt, I have successfully solved 7 crimes in my city, including 4 cold case murders. The local police force is currently wishing to retain my services.

I do have one complaint, and that's that I must stay indoors on windy days. Last fall we had a windy day and I received notice that hundreds of women were suddenly pregnant, carrying my offspring, up to 12 miles away.

That said, I would whole-heartedly recommend the Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt. You never need to be a lone wolf again!
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Old 04-27-2010, 07:20 PM
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That's almost as good as my favorate shirt. Bold pink letters that states:I fucked the chick in Hanson!
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Old 04-29-2010, 01:05 PM
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That's almost as good as my favorate shirt. Bold pink letters that states:I fucked the chick in Hanson!
ehe the other day i was at the mall looking at baby clothing for my gf's moms new baby and saw a baby shirt that said "Can I suck your tits"
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