So I was out golfing today and noticed that running down the #12 fairway, there was a fence and on the other side were a few cattle. I ran for my life as the cattle broke through the fence and promptly destroyed the golf course before beginning their rampage of the nearby subdivision. I was speeding away in my car when in my rear view mirror, all I saw was the smoldering remains of what once was a quiet retirement community. I will never again question whether man can build fences capable of controlling cattle. He surely cannot. This planet is not ours. We are but insects whose inconsequential lives are only permitted for a short time by our bovine overlords. This is the planet of the cow.
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