Liberalism = Mental Disorder

[Black Jesus]

Liberal policies generally emphasize the need for the government to solve problems.

Looking at government as some 'benevolent creature' is why the fuck every atrocity throughout history has been allowed to happen.

Abortion
A woman has the right to decide what happens with her body.

Abortion is for bitches too fucking stupid to get a $2 birth control shot. What about the baby's right to lift, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness?

Affirmative Action
Due to prevalent racism in the past, minorities were deprived of the same education and employment opportunities as whites.

Keyphrase there, in the past.

Death Penalty
The death penalty should be abolished. It is inhumane and is ‘cruel and unusual' punishment.

Sorry but if you torture, molest, and cook little girls, it's not cruel and unusual to shoot you by firing squad.

Global Warming/Climate Change
Global warming is caused by an increased production of carbon dioxide through the burning of fossil fuels (coal, oil and natural gas).

Global warming is caused by leaving a fucking Ice Age. That's why temperatures were rising before we started using carbon based fuels, and why temperatures have gone down over the past 15 years.

Gun Control
The Second Amendment does not give citizens the right to keep and bear arms, but only allows for the state to keep a militia (National Guard). Individuals do not need guns for protection; it is the role of local and federal government to protect the people through law enforcement agencies and the military.

When a gaggle of naggets is beating down my door, the first thing I reach for is the telephone so the cops can show up 20 minutes after I'm dead.

Immigration
Support legal immigration. Support amnesty for those who enter the U.S. illegally (undocumented immigrants). Also believe that undocumented immigrants have a right to:
-- all educational and health benefits that citizens receive (financial aid, welfare, social security and medicaid), regardless of legal status.

You people are fucking nuts. Let's have open border's so Mexico's civil war will further spill over.

Private Property
Government has the right to use eminent domain (seizure of private property by the government--with compensation to the owner) to accomplish a public end

You have to be joking.

Religion & Government
Support the separation of church and state.

Contrary to popular belief, the 1st amendment does not say anything about separation of church and state.

Same-sex Marriage
Marriage is the union of people who love each other. It should be legal for gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender individuals, to ensure equal rights for all.

Marriage is a religious institution.

Social Security
The Social Security system should be protected at all costs.

Bankrupt communist program must be protected while country defaults.

Taxes
Higher taxes (primarily for the wealthy) and a larger government are necessary to address inequity/injustice in society (government should help the poor and needy using tax dollars from the rich).

Steal my hardearned money to give to brats on welfare smoking crack.

United Nations (UN)
The UN promotes peace and human rights.

The UN has done the exact opposite in nearly everything it has ever done. It keeps nations in the political and economic shitter so corporations can strip them of their natural resources.

War on Terror/Terrorism
Global warming, not terrorism, poses the greatest threat to the U.S., according to Democrats in Congress.

I don't even

Welfare
Support welfare, including long-term welfare. Welfare is a safety net which provides for the needs of the poor.

Shut the fuck up.