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Old 01-21-2014, 07:16 AM
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Default Dentist's Declare War on Server, Martin Luther Kringe gives speech to his people

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In celebration of Martin Luther Kringe Day, after a brief hiatus, Grand Minister Derubael has restored the Dentist Military to full active duty status. Martin Luther Kringe gave this speech to his people earlier in the day:

"Let us not wallow in the valley of despair, I say to you today my friends.

And so even though we face the difficulties of today and tommorrow, I still have a dream. It is a dream that is imbedded as deep as a root canal.

I have a dream that one day this server will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal." Let not gear imbalance of the haves and have nots trouble you.

I have a dream that one day the red hills of lavastorm, the sons of Dentists and the sons of the Red Dawn owners, and the sons of Nihilum will be able to sit down together at the table of brotherhood.

I have a dream that one day even the veeshans peak geared neckbeards, a sorry lot that are sweltering with the heat of injustice, sweltering with the heat of oppression, will be transformed into an oasis of freedom and justice.

I have a dream that my four little children will one day live on a server where they will not be judged by the pixels on their skin but by the content of their character.

I have a dream today.

I have a dream that one day, down in Neckbeardia, with its vicious Pixel Lusters, with its Duke and Emperor having their lips dripping with the words of "Interposition" and "Nullification"--one day right there in Neckbeardia little Dentist boys and Dentist girls will be able to join hands with Red Dawn and Nihilum as sisters and brothers.

I have a dream today"


-Martin Luther Kringe 1/20/2014

"We shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beaches of oasis, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields of bone and in the streets of freeport, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender."

-Winston Kringehill 1/20/2014

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Old 01-21-2014, 07:31 AM
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im just glad qazzaz is a part of nihilum at this point
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Old 01-21-2014, 07:43 AM
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Old 01-21-2014, 07:59 AM
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Lime did me dirty bros.

AFK in cabilis taking care of my baby. I turn around and i'm 27% with only two "buffs" on my bar - one poison and the other disease. --- Respawn in Neriak, Wendolyn comes into view and then im blind... Should I have taken the death and screenshotted this heinous violation of pnp? Probably. But I just plugged instead.

Still looking for a res in cab... someone log in Badger!
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Old 01-21-2014, 08:25 AM
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Awww shit, the fabled Dentists are back.
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Old 01-21-2014, 08:30 AM
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Lime did me dirty bros.

AFK in cabilis taking care of my baby. I turn around and i'm 27% with only two "buffs" on my bar - one poison and the other disease. --- Respawn in Neriak, Wendolyn comes into view and then im blind... Should I have taken the death and screenshotted this heinous violation of pnp? Probably. But I just plugged instead.
"He that is good for making excuses is seldom good for anything else"

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Old 01-21-2014, 08:40 AM
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Should the duke be worried that house worm gyno is lingering in your afk channel? If kringe took over the box and beheaded the duke, gyno would start caressing that ballsack before dukes head would hit the floor

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Summary: CANNOT BE TRUSTED, you're authorized to use deadly force to kill the cancer that is known as "gyno"

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Old 01-21-2014, 09:00 AM
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When i saw the name dentists my first reaction was

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But then i got it and i was like

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Old 01-21-2014, 09:05 AM
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Were these the guys using <Hidden Power> as a guild name last night?
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Old 01-21-2014, 09:05 AM
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