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View Poll Results: Is Detoxx aware he's the most hated person on p99?
Yes, he enjoys trolling by being an intolerable douchebag. 30 32.26%
No, he can't see past the tip of his nose. Autism 63 67.74%
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Old 03-22-2017, 08:21 AM
Muggens Muggens is offline
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It's empowering. You invite a man into you home; your wife makes dinner. You drink some beers with the man while you wife caters to your needs.

You both understand that he is going to be servicing your wife while you watcht - it's fine. It's what he is here for - he is a sex object and your wife is going to be pleasured by him

After dinner and a couple bottles of wine shared between the three of you, you all go to the bedroom. Your wife and the other man go into bed and begin making love. you break out an eight-ball of cocaine and you each do a line.

They do their thing and you do some more cocaine. You quietly slip out to the garage and load your Belelli M4 Tactical; pour yourself another glass of fine scotch; do another line of cocaine as you sip. As you come back to the room, you can hear them. You quietly move back to the chair where you initially sat and cross your legs...

*CLICK* - you loudly pull the slide back loading one into the chamber. You scream "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE", give the trigger quarter inch pull; riveting their brains onto your Tempur-Pedic.

You sit back in your chair, enjoying the rest of your scotch...
What the! Lol - dark stuff, but funny
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Old 03-22-2017, 04:10 PM
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70.59% Autism now. Going up up up
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