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[oricalum]

Originally Posted by Slathar [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

neglected child: "dad can we go to the park?"

obese, neglectful father: "god damnit chazz never interrupt me when im playing everquest."

*9 hours later*

neglected child: "dad can you help me with homework?"

obese, neglectful father: "listen you stupid shit, i can't miss this DKP raid or i won't get sword of reality escape."

*sounds of child screaming with pots and pans falling in a cockroach avalanche followed by the sounds of an angry female land-whale*


success

He still has it!

[Stasis01]

I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy.

- Robin Williams

[Ivah]

Originally Posted by Slathar [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

neglected child: "dad can we go to the park?"

obese, neglectful father: "god damnit chazz never interrupt me when im playing everquest."

*9 hours later*

neglected child: "dad can you help me with homework?"

obese, neglectful father: "listen you stupid shit, i can't miss this DKP raid or i won't get sword of reality escape."

*sounds of child screaming with pots and pans falling in a cockroach avalanche followed by the sounds of an angry female land-whale*


success

This is gold. Lost it at "angry female land-whale" lmfao.

[Swish]

Slathar has a red99 book in him, just need to get him to type it out ^^

[AzzarTheGod]

Originally Posted by Stasis01 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy.

- Robin Williams

u got game kid quoting greater and more successful/knowledgeable men is str8 outta my playbook

[Slathar]

Originally Posted by Stasis01 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I don't blame you for becoming what you became. You're just a sheep and the next generations will be better when your kind are gone.

obese, neglectful father: "alright son, im going to teach you a valuable life skill today."

hopeful child (neglected): "you're going to teach me to ride a bike!?"

obese, neglectful father: "even better son, im going to teach you the tranquil staff rotation in karnors castle!"

disappointed son: "but dad Prime Minister Trudeau said im the future of our great nation."

obese, butter-sweating mall cop father: "he went to school and got an education hahaha, ive got bigger plans for you my boy. ive got a full set of HoT armor lined up for your cleric. how does that sou-..."


*child protective services kicks in the door and a wave of shit-filled air blasts them 25 feet back. the nine children cheer as their father is chained with a barge anchor and hauled away via forklift. six hours later Gaanon is seen online.*

[Stasis01]

To think you aren't passing such talent on for future generations to enjoy.

PSYKE good riddance.

[kotton05]

*nervously wipes sweat from face*

Ok, the golem are defended who's getting pumpkin spice lattes with me

[Saludeen]

Is Salahdin even a Muslim? Not Salahudeen the real one. And I aint no cuck. I'm white tho.

[Xaanka]

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