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Old 05-20-2017, 11:56 PM
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I remember first playing phinny that adv loot window drove me nuts. Once i got used to it, things were better.

Still prefer looting corpses for items but it does make things easy.
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Old 05-21-2017, 12:38 AM
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hi im here to be extremely buttmad about an eq server i dont plan to play
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Old 05-21-2017, 01:13 AM
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I came here to complain about the people complaining that there's people complaining.
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Old 05-21-2017, 11:10 AM
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Dayum that's dedication to gaming.

Those boys need 2 get their dicks wet.
If you are ever around Detroit I know where you can get a hot oil HJ for about 80 federal reserve notes from a moderately cute asian girl with no appointment needed.
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Old 05-21-2017, 12:17 PM
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If you are ever around Detroit I know where you can get a hot oil HJ for about 80 federal reserve notes from a moderately cute asian girl with no appointment needed.
Why the fuck would I pay for a HJ, I can do that to myself much better.
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Old 05-21-2017, 02:11 PM
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I havent added anyone to my ignore list in ages. congrats valakut. You're in the same category as Lune, Lron, and Genzig now. Not because of any moral issues with your offer, but that clickbait in your sig. No time for that, no time at all.
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Old 05-21-2017, 02:20 PM
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^ While I respect your right to ignore people you don't like, I am cringing to death at your decision to announce it
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Old 05-21-2017, 04:35 PM
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^ While I respect your right to ignore people you don't like, I am cringing to death at your decision to announce it
Lol'd hard
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Old 05-21-2017, 05:29 PM
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Why the fuck would I pay for a HJ, I can do that to myself much better.
lol especially if you are circumcised....the difficulty and technique is completely different. its possible to ejaculate without orgasm in circumcision, and in a relationship I'm always marveled at how women freely associate ejaculation with a solid orgasm. Could not be farther from reality.

I use that as one of my deal-breakers. Helps you not get caught up in a bad situation where you really aren't getting what you should be, but the other person is acting like you are. Creating a false sense of entitlement in a relationship with whatever power-struggle the feminist happens to think she has going (sex for certain relationship compliance) As it happens, its usually bad sex. Pass.
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Old 05-21-2017, 08:25 PM
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Why the fuck would I pay for a HJ, I can do that to myself much better.
some things people say (maybe most things) are "tells"

what this "tell" (never had a good handjob and proud) says to me is that you've never had a real sexual connection with anyone and yet are unable to muster the clarity of mind to acknowledge this and pursue fixing it. You feel that poor handjob performance is something fundamental to the human experience and justify this perception with a meme ("i can do it better muhself lol").

it's just Big Bang Theory banter, sure, and maybe I'm taking it too seriously, but it disturbs me deeply to see adults of at least middling intellect who are still having sex with facsimiles, fetishes and simulacra instead of pursuing a true connection with their partner as they drift very close to middle-age. Do yourself a favor and start looking your lovers in the eye while you join instead of closing yours to imagine scenes from interracial pornography. If you find this does not yield results, consider doing the same but with men.
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