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[Mooshoo Pork]

• Be careful out there gentlemen…
  Older Men Scam
  Women often receive warnings about protecting themselves at the mall
  and in dark parking lots, etc. This is the first warning I have seen
  for men. I wanted to pass it on in case you haven’t heard about it.
  A ‘heads up’ for those men who may be regular Lowe’s, Home Depot,
  Costco, or even Wal-Mart customers. This one caught me totally by
  surprise. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while
  out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be
  quite traumatic. Don’t be naive enough to think it couldn’t happen to
  you or your friends.
  Here’s how the scam works:
  Two seriously good-looking, college-aged girls will come over to your car or
  truck as you are packing your shopping into your vehicle. They both
  start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts
  almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. (It’s impossible not to
  look). When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say ‘No’ but
  instead ask for a ride to McDonald’s.
  You agree and they climb into the vehicle. On the way, they start
  undressing. Then one of them starts crawling all over you, while the other
  one steals your wallet.
  I had my wallet stolen Sep. 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th,
  20th, 24th, & 29th. Also Oct. 1st & 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd,
  26th & 28th, three times last Monday and very likely again this
  upcoming weekend.
  So tell your friends to be careful. What a horrible way to take
  advantage of us older men. Warn your friends to be vigilant.
  Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for $2.99 each. I found even cheaper ones
  for $.99 at the dollar store and bought them out in three of their
  stores. Also, you never will get to eat at McDonald’s.
  I’ve already lost 11 pounds just running back and forth from Lowe’s, to Home
  Depot, to Costco, Etc.
  So please, send this on to all the older men that you know and warn
  them to be on the lookout for this scam. (The best times are just
  before lunch and around 4:30 in the afternoon.)