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Old 09-06-2014, 05:59 AM
Buhbuh Buhbuh is offline
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Default <Empire> now recruiting.

Hail, adventurers.

Empire, the only guild filled with your best pals and a bunch of top notch, pristine looking vaginas and/or penises, is now recruiting.

We are the currently the reigning top guild on the Project and have been for over the past year, after completely destroying our competition. While we are currently settled into casual pixel farm mode, we still welcome all challengers and encourage server growth.

If pixel farming doesn’t tingle your private areas, the one thing we can promise you in this larger guild setting that no other guild can is a sense of order. Also, it's a great place to sculpt your guns naked in front of a mirror.

Basic requirements include:

Level 56+ for high priority classes.
Level 60 for medium and low priority classes.
Ability to use TeamSpeak (mic preferred) without being a total dick
Somewhat regular playtime (don't need to be a neckbeard, but consistency is encouraged)
Willingness to learn content (PvE and PvP) and to retain that information forever

Not required but preferred/enjoyed:

Level 60
Keys to all dungeons and portals
Neckbeard, jobless virgin
Willingless to add your info and respond to the batphone

Our senate of officers will discuss your application thoroughly before rendering a decision to take you on as a Rookie. If you're helpful, adept, and a generally nice player, you have a strong chance of getting an invite. If you're unaware, not very good at the game, and have no inclination to learn how to change that, you're more than likely not going to get an invite.

We are not particularly elitist players, but our core knows the game and knows it well, so we expect you to fall in that same category with time, or at least have the inclination to learn the game as we know it.

We are a loot council. We have a modified EQDKP system based on raid attendance (RA) and several officers that are level-headed and realistic about the participation made by each and every member. In Velious, loot drops in large quantities, and although we try to be as fair as is practical concerning RA, we also distribute in a way that best helps the guild progress and grow, i.e. building up tanks, increasing cleric mana pools, maintaining our exceptional core of PvPers, etc.

Our website can be found at (www.EmpireR99.com), and you can apply by navigating to the application on the menu to the right. You can also view our level requirements and priorities in the menu below.

After applying, you can send tells in game to a member or officer as a gentle reminder that you've applied, but do not spam us. Please use common sense. We're all adults in this guild, and we expect you to act like one as well. Sending us tells is fine, just don't be crazy about it.

If you have any questions about how our guild operates, feel free to PM an officer for an invite to our TeamSpeak. We have no issue speaking frankly with anyone new or old about how our guild operates.

I love you,

Empire Dean of Admissions
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Old 09-06-2014, 06:20 AM
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Sounds like alot of hoops to jump through when you're recruiting from a pool of like 5 guys on the server who are 50+ not retarded and aren't already in Azrael
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Old 09-06-2014, 06:36 AM
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We appreciate your interest in this thread, but unfortunately we cannot move forward with caring at this time.

Thank you,

Holocaust Dean of Admissions
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Old 09-06-2014, 06:38 AM
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Very professional, expecting big things in the future
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Old 09-06-2014, 08:38 AM
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I'm more Holocaust than you will ever be. Such a poser.
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Old 09-06-2014, 09:10 AM
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Concerned Citizen,

We will take your anger into consideration.

Best,

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Old 09-06-2014, 10:51 AM
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Please ban Buhbuh for guild thread troll. Thx
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Old 09-06-2014, 11:06 AM
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OP called a microphone a "mike" hehe
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Old 09-06-2014, 11:38 AM
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Old 09-06-2014, 11:54 AM
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Please ban Buhbuh for guild thread troll. Thx
Virtuous guild member,

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