WTB Gold Pants

[Thana8088]

HI P99 blue:

I have been in attendance at roughly 30,000 Noble kills over the last 7 years, and he has never, ever dropped my pants. Literally.
I had convinced my guild to go after Noble regularly for the last several months, but everyone has become discouraged (yay for Sky drama) and we don't kill him anymore.

My last hope appears to be offering PP to anyone who can get them to drop. Therefore, I am offering 20,000 plats for the long-awaited loot rights to gold fucking pants.

Not just please, but super pretty please let me know if you will let me loot pants on your Noble kill.

Signed a very sad almost golden druid,
Catt

[Expediency]

Pants seem to be hardest to get. I also offered to buy them for a similar price and nobody was interested. People generally loot noble very quickly so others wont see the corpse. Keep trying is about all you can do.

[Freakish]

Are you keyed to 1.5 and camped in sky?

[Thana8088]

Originally Posted by Freakish [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Are you keyed to 1.5 and camped in sky?

I'm so glad you asked!

Yes, Catt is perma-camped on 1.5 in the windmill.

The 20k is in EC tunnel.

Easy, peasy! [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[Freakish]

Will you wear these pants only for good, and never in anger?

[Thana8088]

Originally Posted by Expediency [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Pants seem to be hardest to get. I also offered to buy them for a similar price and nobody was interested. People generally loot noble very quickly so others wont see the corpse. Keep trying is about all you can do.

Thanks for the response. We have killed him so many times, and I am incredibly discouraged, but I hold hope that SOMEHOW I will be able to get these damned pants.

Originally Posted by Freakish [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Will you wear these pants only for good, and never in anger?

Druids don't zerk! [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[azeth]

I was once known for my golden pee pants!

[Thana8088]

Originally Posted by azeth [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I was once known for my golden pee pants!

Uhh...I don't underst..

I mean, I am not sure wha....

Well, anyway,

Bump. =D

[Thana8088]

Originally Posted by Hackattack [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I will add ONE MILLION copper to the pot for these. Paid in copper.

Thanks!, I think...


Just attended a flawless kill by AG, et al.

No pants, ofc.

[Tupakk]

Originally Posted by Thana8088 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Thanks!, I think...


Just attended a flawless kill by AG, et al.

No pants, ofc.

And DoF