What do I have to do

[MickeyDs]

Originally Posted by Droxx [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Oh My God.........it burns.

i'm lovin' it

[TJHooker]

I would not feed Taco Hell to my dog...

[Walabaego]

Speaking of Dog's and Taco Bell, does no one know that Taco Bell meat quality is equal to that of Dog Food? [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[mgellan]

Originally Posted by Kassel [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I think you may have been misled.

In Canada TacoTime > *

^^^ THIS!!!

[Elian]

Originally Posted by Droxx [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

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You ate that? Kinda feel sorry for your body and toilet ....not sorry really just flabbergasted that people eat that shit. That reminds me....I remember some story about some guy putting his own shit into one of the tacos, which isnt too far from whats actually in there.

Found some of this in the wiki

"SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: Consuming Taco Bell by ANYONE may result in rectal injury, premature turds, and explosive diarrhea, followed by temporary feelings of euphoria followed by sharp pains and withdrawals. Women who are or think they may be pregnant should not touch, smell, or look at any item served at Taco Bell as instantaneous miscarriage may occur."

"Founded as a solution for America's growing waste problems, anti-Mexican Texan white good ol' boy Rush Glenn Bell (a.k.a. Lou Dobbs) discovered that by adding sour cream to the average pile of trash and then wrapping it in a tortilla, he could sell "tacos" to ignorant white America."

"In the late 1940s, Taco Bell introduced its new God, a chihuahua named Carlos. The dog was a hit, and was much better received than their previous mascot, a crack dealer named Dirty Sanchez( that fat mexican who mows your lawn),"

"In 2002 Taco Bell was sued by the country of Mexico for its' poor representation of Mexican food"

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The logo explains it all...

[Droxx]

That was the worst attempt at trolling I've ever seen.

[Maurk]

This is becoming utter torture. I live in a part of British Columbia that is literally isolated from anything..
I used to live in Cali and taco bell was my favorite place ever
used to eat there every day when I could.
So now, after a year living in this isolation I finally thought I was free from taco bell.

Now I get to read these.
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[Itchybottom]

Fourthmeal, travel to Tacoma and visit Moctezumas. I suggest the carne asada burrito or the Mexico City tacos. If you need a drive-through, I suggest Taco Guaymas, which has Seattle locations. If you feel like paella, I suggest Josefina's in Tacoma or there is a restaurant called Rio Blanco in Puyallup and Auburn that serves excellent seafood dishes. Vuelve A La Vida in Tacoma is also another general option if you want cantina food.

When it comes to Taco Bell, it can't even stand up to Taco Del Mar or Taco Time. Make haste and go get yourself some decent food, then report back!