*OFFICIAL GREAT WALL OF OFF TOPIC* - Page 2

aMindAmok · #11 10-05-2016, 07:24 PM

While I would love to see a wall of boobs. I am not convinced that it would stand the test of time. A good wall stands longest when it is admired from afar and remains untouched. An untouched wall is a happy wall. However, a wall of boobs would surely not remain untouched. In fact, I am just now thinking about all the touching I would enjoy should a wall off boobs exist. I really want a wall off boobs to exist. Please, make that happen. Seriously. Wall of boobs. Happen already.

As you can see above, I am merely one man and already the amount of touching that would ensue (should the wall of boobs be erected) would be immeasurable. Thus, as sad as it makes me, I must warn against the wall of boobs. The paradise of Off Topic would surely fall into ruin with all the touching and the wall would fail to provide the sanctuary a wall should.

Sadly, I must propose that the wall must instead be built of penises. While the touching of penises is far more common than the touching of boobs. It is generally reserved to ones own penis. It is true, some may still want to touch the penis wall. But, eventually, a wall of previously touched penises will quickly lose its appeal even to the most depraved amongst us. I Googled "Wall of Penises". I can assure you it was just as terrifying as it was amusing.

maskedmelon · #12 10-05-2016, 07:29 PM

Your concerns are well placed AMA and to Skarlorn's query, i've no answer, but a wall of boobs might still be worth of consideration....

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aMindAmok · #13 10-05-2016, 07:36 PM

Consideration of the Boob Wall noted and admired.

R Flair · #14 10-05-2016, 07:49 PM

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Is it to keep dissenters out or to keep sickos in?

both i would surmise

big_ole_jpn · #15 10-05-2016, 07:51 PM

A lot of our p99 Off-Topic posters are all talk, no action.

I've seen discussion of this forum wall and that's great, but as you can see below I've already made tremendous progress building a great, great wall between our beloved Off-Topic Board and the third-world pixelcuck incel RNF board. I am proud to state that although produced far ahead of schedule, this completed project is even further over budget (suck it brownies).

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As Ronald Reagan said before granting amnesty to 3.4 million illegal immigrants, a forum board without borders is not a forum board at all.

If you consider yourself a proud Off-Topic contributor, I appeal to your sense of arbitrary group cohesion to keep this defensive apparatus at or near the top of this board so that a minimum of Off-Topic threads are exposed to dangerous cartels, terrorists desperate to attack members of the LGBTQ community here, rapists, and people who pay money for live EQ in 2016. Those who do not enter our board LEGALLY are to be immediately set upon by any citizen in a position to help, and if a breach in our great wall is detected you are all deputized to repair it by bumping this thread.

Although my great ingenuity has already established us the foundation of our board's defenses, remember that every post in this thread is another brick in our great wall. We're all in this together, and note that you have an unprecedented opportunity to make an impact today by leaving first-page posts in the most important and permanent thread ever erected in Project 1999 history.

Daywolf · #16 10-05-2016, 07:55 PM

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Spyder73

Nay.
Not unless the wall be made of the bodies of mine enemies.
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Surely RnF is the safe space in which Spyder73 longs for, and as the bulk of his posts contribute to, and the solemn taste of bitter inactivity as presides there within. Walls are for spitting over, where as OT is a bridge, a shield and a sword, yet within the confines of honorable battle by way of an enforced code of conduct.

Nay, let the armies clash, let the banners fly, let slip the dogs of war as we cry
...HAVOC!

Lune · #17 10-05-2016, 08:34 PM

Socialism and strict environmental regulations are the only ethical course for humanity; all other paths will lead to misery, ruin, and likely extinction.

Nihilist_santa · #18 10-05-2016, 08:45 PM

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Socialism and strict environmental regulations are the only ethical course for humanity; all other paths will lead to misery, ruin, and likely extinction.

We have a breach initiating containment protocols!!!!

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maskedmelon · #19 10-05-2016, 08:47 PM

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maskedmelon · #20 10-05-2016, 08:53 PM

It would appear the land of Off Topic harbors a man of great action, who in the midst of our deliberations as with his own two hands secured our fine lands in stone and in mortar and paint or gimp. Let us give thanks to one another and take heart in the truth that any wars we may wage on lesser boards shall be waged from the security afforded by this Great Wall.