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Old 09-27-2014, 10:01 AM
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Default 27 Indisputable Reasons Dogs > Cats



1. There is a reason why we refer to dogs as “man’s best friend,” and it’s because they have a special connection with us that no other animal does. They read our communication cues, look to us for direction, and feel with us (unlike their disdainful, indifferent cousin, the cat).


2. They protect things by their awesome nature, including when they are barely bigger than the teensy kittens they are defending:
[You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]YouTube 3. While they may occasionally rub their asses across the carpet right in front of you as though that wasn’t THE RUDEST THING THEY COULD POSSIBLY DO, they immediately regret their indiscretions and will look at you with that adorable face of “I’m sorry, please don’t stop loving me.”


4. Sometimes they want a belly rub and so they turn over as you’re walking over to them, and it’s like some magical magnet that will draw your hand to their tummy.


5. Unlike cats, who often show complete disregard for their owners until food is being taken down from a shelf, dogs will run up to you as you walk in the door because a few hours at work for you is an eternity without their best friend for them.


6. Dogs welcoming soldiers home is literally the most adorable/wonderful/beautiful thing ever. Please direct me to a cat who would ever behave like this after their owner has been at war.
[You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]YouTube 7. Every day is Christmas for a dog when there are table scraps that go into his bowl after dinner.


8. There is an incredibly powerful sense of loyalty with dogs, where you can depend on their love and their companionship even in your lowest moments. They demonstrate a kind of unconditional compassion that very few humans, if any, are capable of themselves.


9. While they have a diverse range of interests, not one of their activities includes licking their hair off and vomiting small piles of fiber around your house.


10. (That said, sometimes they eat a little too much grass and throw up fluorescent green puddles, but this is a more rare occasion and is heavily balanced by the humor factor.)


11. Despite the fact that they’re likely dying inside with impatience and constipation, dogs will wait patiently for you to give them the signal that it’s okay to go out. You can torture them with a high-pitched “Wanna go out???” for basically as long as you want, if you’re totally evil.
[You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]YouTube 12. They don’t poop in boxes in your house that you then have to empty out by hand like a medieval serf.


13. There is a size and shape of dog for everyone, from the Great Pyrenees who will fill all your Winterfell-related needs, to the trembling chihuahua that can be dressed up humiliatingly and carried around in your oversized purse.


14. When you are sad, they know, and they will come over to you with that look that’s like, “Hey, large, hairless dog that I love, please stop being sad. There are so many tennis balls to be thrown, the world is a beautiful place.”


15. Much like Snow White, they befriend all matter of fauna and engage them in hilarious games. They are basically the only animals that are just like the Disney version of themselves.
[You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]YouTube 16. Sometimes, seeing the way your dog looks at you makes you want to be a better person for them.


17. If you have neither the money nor the pipe network to have a garbage disposal, your dog’s dish is a viable substitute for all the things you don’t want to throw away. (Yes, they would love those pieces of fat you cut off your steak, thank you for asking!)


18. When you are injured or ill, they will lick you a lot in the hopes of bringing you back to tennis-ball throwing form. The licking won’t help on a physiological level, but it will help spiritually.


19. If you have a herding dog, they will often “herd” the family when they sense danger, by doing adorable things such as booping you with their noses or lightly nipping at your ankles to get you in a little manageable circle. They especially love doing this with children.


20. Even tiny dogs who can’t do shit are still going to do their best to protect you.


21. While a cat is liable to knock your full glasses off the table for their own morbid amusement, dogs can bring you things when you need them, such as the paper, or a sense of dignity in your superior choice of animal companion.


22. No matter how playful the dog might be with a grown up, they know to be gentle and soft with the new hairless baby family member.
[You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]YouTube 23. This story (which is one amongst many) of dogs showing eternal loyalty even after their master’s death, because no cat in the whole wide world would ever do something like this.



24. When you put socks on them, they will look at you with the unmistakable gaze of, “Why, human? I have only loved you, what have I done to deserve this?”


25. Sometimes they want to cuddle you so much that they start crying because they can’t cuddle you hard enough, and it is the most wonderful thing ever.


26. Even tigers respect the seriousness that is a dog mid-grub.
[You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]YouTube 27. It may be a cliché, but only because it’s true: There are no bad dogs, only bad owners. Dogs are beautiful creatures that we are capable of destroying, but none of them are born bad. Cats, however, are certified assholes from fetushood on. Any love you sense from a cat is projected entirely on them, or because of the camaraderie you feel with their general disdain for life and human beings. Cats are just waiting for us to die, so they can eat our yummy faces and have free range of the furniture.
Go dogs.
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Old 09-27-2014, 10:35 AM
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1. There is a reason why we refer to dogs as “man’s best friend,” and it’s because they have a special connection with us that no other animal does. They read our communication cues, look to us for direction, and feel with us (unlike their disdainful, indifferent cousin, the cat).
Cats feel too. Whenever one of us is sick, out cats keep vigil over us. The dog was completely oblivious to our feelings.

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5. Unlike cats, who often show complete disregard for their owners until food is being taken down from a shelf, dogs will run up to you as you walk in the door because a few hours at work for you is an eternity without their best friend for them.
There is such thing as being too needy.

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9. While they have a diverse range of interests, not one of their activities includes licking their hair off and vomiting small piles of fiber around your house.
Because they can't be arsed for personal hygiene.

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10. (That said, sometimes they eat a little too much grass and throw up fluorescent green puddles, but this is a more rare occasion and is heavily balanced by the humor factor.)
And they eat their own dung.

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11. Despite the fact that they’re likely dying inside with impatience and constipation, dogs will wait patiently for you to give them the signal that it’s okay to go out. You can torture them with a high-pitched “Wanna go out???” for basically as long as you want, if you’re totally evil.
No. Just no.

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12. They don’t poop in boxes in your house that you then have to empty out by hand like a medieval serf.
Right. They don't care about boxes. They have to be trained for house living. You would think they'd have developed this instinct after the 20-30k years they've lived amongst us. Cats, on the other hand, pretty much instinctively know that box with rocks in it is for waste.

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13. There is a size and shape of dog for everyone, from the Great Pyrenees who will fill all your Winterfell-related needs, to the trembling chihuahua that can be dressed up humiliatingly and carried around in your oversized purse.
Cats, on the other hand: one size fits all! Perfection!

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14. When you are sad, they know, and they will come over to you with that look that’s like, “Hey, large, hairless dog that I love, please stop being sad. There are so many tennis balls to be thrown, the world is a beautiful place.”
As said above. Nah.

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15. Much like Snow White, they befriend all matter of fauna and engage them in hilarious games. They are basically the only animals that are just like the Disney version of themselves.
"Befriend." Riiight.

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17. If you have neither the money nor the pipe network to have a garbage disposal, your dog’s dish is a viable substitute for all the things you don’t want to throw away. (Yes, they would love those pieces of fat you cut off your steak, thank you for asking!)
Okay. I agree very much with this. My beagle, rest her soul, would eat anything: Brussels sprouts, strawberries, and bathroom doors were her favourite.

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24. When you put socks on them, they will look at you with the unmistakable gaze of, “Why, human? I have only loved you, what have I done to deserve this?”
And cats will look at you, clearly saying, "This is why I'm eating you when you die."

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27. It may be a cliché, but only because it’s true: There are no bad dogs, only bad owners. Dogs are beautiful creatures that we are capable of destroying, but none of them are born bad. Cats, however, are certified assholes from fetushood on. Any love you sense from a cat is projected entirely on them, or because of the camaraderie you feel with their general disdain for life and human beings. Cats are just waiting for us to die, so they can eat our yummy faces and have free range of the furniture.
Go dogs.
But seriously, eating you when you die is a plus. And smart dogs will too. Better than wasting all of that meat by putting it a box and burying it.
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Old 09-27-2014, 11:11 AM
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Man, what a load of bull donkey.
Cat meows at me through the window every time I come home and then runs to meet me at the door. We just spent the entire morning spooning the eff out of each other.

And man...(/flame on, pals) I will never be able to comprehend why anyone bashes litter boxes vs. waking up at the asscrack and catering to your dog's toileting needs everyday for the rest of its miserable life. Like, fuck that shit. If I wanted something that needy, I'd just pop out a babby because at least they become remotely self-sufficient one day. I will happily sieve out some poop with my medieval spatula as opposed to putting my faith in some cheap-ass plastic bag as the only barrier between my hand and a warm piece of dogshit after I just interrupted my day to let the dog out or take it for a walk because it can't drop a deuce without me holding it's hand.

Different strokes tho
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Old 09-27-2014, 12:58 PM
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yeah nah, cats > all

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Cats are self absorbed jerks.
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Old 09-27-2014, 01:12 PM
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And man...(/flame on, pals) I will never be able to comprehend why anyone bashes litter boxes vs. waking up at the asscrack and catering to your dog's toileting needs everyday for the rest of its miserable life. Like, fuck that shit.
Dog owners are already up early because we're not depressed cat owners who sleep all day. Seek help, imo.

Seriously though, cats are fine if you can't afford a house with a yard.
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Cats vomit on your floor, and shit in a box in your house. I have a dog and my g/f has two cats, cats only show you affection when they deem fit. A dog repays you for taking care of it, follows commands, greets you when you come home, shows distress when it thinks you are in danger or unhappy, list goes on. Dogs vs cats argument isn't even really an argument. Dogs literally risks their lives for their owners, assist blind people, track criminals, save people from burning buildings, what do cats actually do besides sit in one spot for 12 hrs a day?
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Old 09-27-2014, 04:16 PM
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ill explain why dogs>cats.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUUU...has_verified=1

its simple. lets say you fed a dog and he got huge. youve got a big best friend.

lets say you feed a cat and it grew larger and larger. at some point it would kill you.

they dont care about their master and plot their demise from any size.
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