Initial impressions

[Formshifter]

Youre all terrible at PVP. Even the best among you are terrible, just less terrible than the other 40 people on the server.


1v1s last 10 minutes because even when geared, youre both terrified to fight so you dance around each other.


Youre scared to death of an even match.


When you die, you claim the other guy was using some underhanded means to defeat you or you were lagging or got Dc'd (read: plugged but wont admit it)


You will run from a fight and plug because youre scared.


The leaderboard is flawed because most kills are gotten from corpse camping.


The only people willing to pvp at low level are twinks fighting naked lowbies, because you know youre terrible.


Then, after all that, you get on the forums and cry about injustice because you died, or initiate a chimp-like circlejerk with the 8 other people in your guild.


learn2playfgts

[Formshifter]

And you train because youre terrible.

[Bodybagger]

Pretty accurate... Save for the countless newbs who. Feed into it by not wanting to pvp on a pvp server, so really its like 40pvpers vs a bunch of pvers trying to actively avoid pvp unless zerging.

So.... Yeah... Kind of everyones fault. I blame the pussies who dont want to pvp more than anything. I've run off plenty of twinks by just being willing to contest them not eat the death when they zone on at engage you. *shrug*

[Akalakamelee]

Yea, I agree with that. It's really sad how blue the red server has become

[Formshifter]

I got into it with someone in blackburrow the other day who tried to run and then said "just take the kill". way to ruin it for me, bro. obviously you cant attack someone after they say something like that.

[Akalakamelee]

Originally Posted by Formshifter [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I got into it with someone in blackburrow the other day who tried to run and then said "just take the kill". way to ruin it for me, bro. obviously you cant attack someone after they say something like that.

Blackburrow is the best zone.

[Formshifter]

Originally Posted by Colgate [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

everquest pvp is never, ever fair or even

a 1v1 between 2 BIS toons is pretty close and you still waltz around like 2 girls at junior prom

[Formshifter]

You mean dancing. you call it jousting in an attempt to preserve your dignity.

[HippoNipple]

Should definitely walk straight up to person and stand still with auto attack on. Kill them like a mob. Let range decide who the best PvPer is. Dancing around while PvPing is for blubies.

[Formshifter]

Originally Posted by HippoNipple [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Should definitely walk straight up to person and stand still with auto attack on. Kill them like a mob. Let range decide who the best PvPer is. Dancing around while PvPing is for blubies.

Slay them like the NPCs that they are