Help me with my *ZONK* Christmas present

[Thulack]

Or better yet then Jello.....Dirt Pudding.

[Lune]

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"Imitation Calamari", kind of like squid but it's made from pig rectums.

Also known as Pork Bung or Hog Bung

If you live near an Asian market (Ranch 99, etc) there's all kinds of crazy shit you can get. You can get a smelly ass durian. Cut it in half and stick in the box.

Buy a live fish, they have all types. Get one of those laminated marginally waterproof boxes and just fill the box with water and stick the live tilapia/catfish/trout in the box. Or a live crab.

Pig snouts, pig feet. Throw in some tortillas and make pig feet tacos.

Regarding durians:

Some people regard the durian as having a pleasantly sweet fragrance; others find the aroma overpowering and revolting. The smell evokes reactions from deep appreciation to intense disgust, and has been described variously as rotten onions, turpentine, and raw sewage. The persistence of its odour has led to the fruit's banishment from certain hotels and public transportation in Southeast Asia.

[Jenithia]

Green jello mold with cat food mixed in just like in National Lampoons Christmas Vacation.

[Jenithia]

Chili cheese coney dog with onions and mustard. And for fun throw in like 20 unopened wetnaps.

[YendorLootmonkey]

box full to the brim with clam chowder

[Pringles]

Definitely go with the Jello

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