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Old 09-17-2017, 04:49 PM
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Exclamation Sirken = BUSTED (bougy mayo product promoter/ban him)

There have been a lot of strong allegations against GM Sirken's name. However, until now we haven't had cold, hard evidence.

I found out the TERRIBLE truth behind Sir Ken's (dare I say SIR KENSINGTON) today. I had just gotten out of the jacuzzi in Whole Foods and was browsing their chipotle sushi mayo selection when Everything Finally Made Sense.

This is what I saw:
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There you have it. The root of "Sirken." he is blatantly promoting bourgy mayo for $$$ and also violating p99 naming convention.

This is how Rogean is getting cash to buy his new Moped (confirmed by Haynar).

You've been busted.

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Old 09-17-2017, 05:20 PM
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Old 09-17-2017, 05:30 PM
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I am in the same ladder tennis draw with the CEO of this company. Legit mayo.
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Old 09-17-2017, 09:26 PM
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Relish mayonnaise threads!
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Old 09-17-2017, 09:45 PM
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For a feeble 200,000 plats the price of puppet string, I shall not tell Daybreak.

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Old 09-17-2017, 09:55 PM
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The mayo mascot is wearing a suit and a form of spectacles, as is Sirken's avatar. Evidence holds up, seems as airtight as the jar of mayo itself.
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Old 09-18-2017, 04:50 AM
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This is how Rogean is getting cash to buy his new Moped (confirmed by Haynar).
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Rogean got a new moped!!!
checks out.
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Told this to Rogean, Nilbog & Menden.
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Old 09-18-2017, 07:23 AM
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Ran through some high end upscaling software for you. More of the truth revealed:
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Old 09-18-2017, 10:51 AM
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I'm confused! It claims to be 'Non GM:O'
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Old 09-18-2017, 12:40 PM
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Ran through some high end upscaling software for you. More of the truth revealed:
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Funny how the added image of Sirken meshes with the "classic" on the jar of mayo. Brings it all together quite nicely. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
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