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11-25-2011, 04:20 AM
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The college football rivalry between Texas A&M (Aggies) and the University of Texas (Hook'em Horns) goes back more than a century. Before this season started, A&M announced that they were going to leave their conference and join the SEC. (Another inside joke is that they're leaving the Big 12 to be the Baylor of the SEC). They're leaving because UT makes the most money for the Big 12 and as a result takes a bigger piece of the Big 12 licensing pie. A&M wants the Big 12 to split all of the proceeds equally even though the profits brought in by UT alone is insanely lopsided compared to the other members of the conference. After making their exit from the Big 12 official, UT told A&M that they won't be able to squeeze them back into the schedule for at least 10 years, officially ending that rivalry, and officially bringing even less money to A&M for that time.
Today, UT and A&M faced off on Thanksgiving as has come to be their modern tradition. UT won the game, and it will be hanging over the Aggies heads until the next time they meet - who knows when that will be. Cyrano is gloating about that.
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11-25-2011, 05:19 AM
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How do you confuse an Aggie?
Give him a pack of M&M's and tell his to put them in alphabetical order.
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11-25-2011, 05:22 AM
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A Longhorn walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants. He says he doesn't want anything, but asks the bartender if he wants to hear an Aggie joke.
The bartender says, "See that man to your left. He is 6'5 and 300 lbs. See that man to your right. He is 6'3 and 280 lbs. I am 6'4 and 275 lbs. You know what we all have in common. We're all Aggies. So do you still want to tell that joke?" The Longhorn says, "No I guess not. I would'nt want to have to explain it three dang times."
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11-25-2011, 05:22 AM
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As a current student at the University of Texas, I must say, stuff it Aggies... or should I say faggies?
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