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Old 08-25-2012, 02:59 AM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGGzFz0TQqE - Cue inspirational music

Affect, Ames, and I have come up with a sure fire way using proven medical science to infuse heterosexuality into this box and deliver great success.

Simply put, we need all of the box heroes under one roof. For that, we must cast our egos and old rivalries aside and be men about it.

We have already recruited battle hardened bosses such as Smedy, Cwall, Slathar, Cinda, Knowmes, Imabeast, Rottingbody, Flipmode, Rexx, Tarnis, Pudge, Larsen, Bronkar, and Yosto.

Known guild poison will not be recruited.
No drama will be tolerated.
Tribunal in place to ensure active leadership.
Random for loots.
Serious powerleveling available for mains.
You will not last long if you are annoying as fuck.
We are, and always will be the casual alternative to current bullshit.


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Take a closer look at these god damn projected figures.

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As you can see in the chart I have presented, this fucking shit cannot fail if you just stop being faggots.
You know who you are. Just look at yourself, despicable.

And remember kids, hiding and cowering from Nihilum on a dead end temporary piece of shit box like LoZ is worse than being a bluebie. Great success. Thank you for read.

Get your extracurriculars up *****.
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Old 08-25-2012, 03:45 AM
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ames has the best sigs
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Old 08-25-2012, 03:47 AM
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scientifically proven to be the best recruitment post that has ever graced these forums
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Old 08-25-2012, 11:51 AM
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Old 08-25-2012, 01:34 PM
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Lol i like the black persons head on the t-rex
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Old 08-25-2012, 02:01 PM
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Lol i like the black persons head on the t-rex
That's Tehrouh's sig pic. Ironic, seeing as he's a open racist.
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You should idolize drug dealers from the 1980s more and fat faggot rappers who pretend to be drug dealers from the 1980s but are really fat security guards like Rick Ross.

Also, you should let people know that you enjoy hip hop music. Even if they didn't want to know.

That would probably make people respect your faggot ass more.
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Old 08-25-2012, 08:13 PM
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Casey's post is 10x better if you have the montage music in the background.
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Old 08-25-2012, 08:59 PM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnqZl_blT7E
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Old 08-25-2012, 09:07 PM
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Neriak Chess Club is Red99's version of chick-fil-a
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Old 08-29-2012, 01:07 PM
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The first post of this thread is basically the best post ive seen on any forums anywhere ...ever. No Troll.

God damn.
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