Altfest 2019 , wipe my ass, this server is about to thrive

[shokar]

look out guys this guy learned how to pvp from elemtal

[Vharvest]

lol the sad part is I raided the Vyemm and Vulakk firsts and have no idea who the fuck you are from Apex, obviously a nonfactor …… might as well be the slightly better grammar typing version of Hector, LOL

[Vharvest]

You're all also so lazy that you assume typing a few paragraphs requires illicit substances. Dipshits. Here's a novel written by yours truly, 80,000 god damn words, and I wasn't eating pills or snorting stims or doing anything but smoking half a joint in the evening before I tried to knock out my 2k word count on it for the night. I am the second highest rated creepypasta.com author of all time, right behind Josef K, and I can crank out 20k words of entertaining horror fiction that thousands will read within mere minutes of derpbutt posting it on the front page. My Wattpad rating is in the top 100 writers in the country. It's ironic how going through hell and learning to discipline your weak human ass into actually working for something becomes nothing but "Drugs" here, though.


But the saddest part of all? I do more drugs than every single poster in this thread all added together, a "chipper" if you will, and other than Agatha, I'd say any other pussy who's too cowardly to admit they had or currently have an addiction is actually just a projecting little bitch that's dropping one rung lower on the downward spiral of ROCK MOTHERFUCKING BOTTOM. You'll stop digging eventually, when EQ isn't fun anymore, even after you spend all your mom and grandma's money that you borrowed from them on shitty fucking hydrocodones and percocets, or maybe you just steal them straight from granny's purse. Who the fuck knows with the kinds of degenerates that poke their heads up here.


Let's keep it coming and get into a picture war soon so I can prove that my life is 10x more entertaining than yours is pathetic.

Oh yeah, if you want a free copy of my first novel and my shorts, I'll throw them at you for no charge, since I can't accept your EBT card or your food stamps on Amazon Kindle. Sorry, Aeudaen(and all your faggy alts).

[ducktv]

Gona go with... drugs

[SamwiseRed]

Originally Posted by Vharvest [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

lol I'm a virgin who's never done drugs though!

Nah, I realized how pathetically low the population is now, and the few people left around on Red are just washed up welfare riding dipshits who can't really PvP anyway. I went after a few people and I might have seen one of out five of them actually try to corner cast or pell me, and the rest just took a bane of nife and pox up the ass and tried to heal through my DPS..... which isn't enough on a cleric CHealing, but anyone else is running out of mana way before I do in terms of heal spam + run for ZL and plug when I'm torporing and cannibalizing a full mana bar in six or seven server ticks.

I was a pretty weak PvPer when Colgate started Holo, and STILL not that good in Tempest/Apex, until Heroic and a few other cool mother fuckers gave me some lessons in jousting, corner casts, etc etc etc....

Here I came in here thinking I was gonna rowse up some dormant neckbeards and they're all so far gone and hopeless for a wipe that they'll never even check the forums again. Feelsbad.

And no, I don't do stims … no meth, no dexam (Addie, Rita, Vyvanse), no coke. I wrote the original post after one gravity bong hit of some tangerine trainwreck, but I wouldn't put it past a bunch of elf sim retards to get addicted to a shitty drug like meth or any of its nasty, white trash cousins.

To the guy who called me a virgin, you've never even seen illegal narcotics in your life, much less large five figure amounts of them. If you do have a job, you're a fat pale developer or tester for some shitty substandard IT company and the only sun you get is for the 3 seconds when you walk from your Honda Civic to your office elevator..... but more than likely, you're just fat and pale and waiting on the end of this month because your free welfare handout is probably all gone by February 3rd. You might need to switch to Chester's hot fries instead of name brand Cheetos, you poor assuming fuck. And if you wanna trade pictures with verified time stamps of how fucking crazy my life is compared to the sadness of yours? I'm on Discord. VHarvest#8863

I ain't gonna Chabo my six pack of abs all over the IRL thread to show how badass and amazing I am, but if you wanna trade image dumps, I guarantee you that the WILDEST goddamn picture you own (that you're actually in, 4chan porn doesn't count) isn't even close to the most boring one on my hard drive. Facts. Come measure my dick, bitch.

Also I rolled on Rise of Zek cuz even with all this epic salt sowing, not a single one of you god damn forum losers logged your ass in to PvP over the weekend. Get on and go to war for some YT and shut your god damn whore mouths. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Lmao I actually enjoyed this one.

[Ignight]

This RnF?

[Fame]

amphetamines

[fan D]

The truly addicted don't elf sim when the drugs run out. They make sure there's always more. 30v50 Plane of Fear for forum bragging rights and a skeleton neck is the epitome of some of you fucking nerds on a Red99 Saturday night

this is brilliant, best writing ive seen on this forum in a very long time

[Irulan]

Sitting on the toilet right now debating whether it is even worth it to wipe my ass.

Probably won't be to bad if I don't. Feels pretty dry down there.

[lifesaverr99]

you are a sad loser