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06-30-2023, 11:40 AM
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student loans are a hit!
YOU HAVE 60 Months...
Man, if you knew me, I basically am "Mr. Personal Responsibility." Show me where it says life owes me anything? Everyone has to work their way. That's life. Today DENIAL (go ahead, let the tears flow) to the free-riders! HEADSHOT to the gimmie dat bunch! No free rides, and fuck your feelings. Having said that, it is child's play to maximize your student loan burden, and walk away scot-free and here is the kicker: normally, a forgiven loan must be counted as income. If you maximize your student loan debt like I suggest, that's gonna be a massive windfall hit when it gets forgiven. How do you get any and all *federally subsidized* student loans not just forgiven, but even not counted as taxable income? Be like Sadre. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] The fact you play this game certifies you. You naturally should time it so your TPD is ready to hit right when you retire. I mean, if you work, they reject the TPD application right there. You just get in a groove with your p-doc, and low and behold, retirement month and your last nerve month happen to coincide. You say thanks doc, he says "This is what I do." If some of you sick fucks want to work in the money mines all your life, I can't help you. But here is the absolute sure-fire way to get all FSSL's poofed into non-existence at retirement. I made over 300k this year using this one simple trick.
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Reason: except if yer Amish
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06-30-2023, 12:11 PM
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Wouldn't the loans already have sunset if you'd been paying the minimum?
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06-30-2023, 12:42 PM
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well, at least we have new waves of students who know of native american basket weaving and 1800s african tribal law and gender politics
glad i dropped out of high school to replace phone screens and batteries for x10-20 the price i paid for materials plus hourly and tip. | ||
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06-30-2023, 01:40 PM
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06-30-2023, 01:47 PM
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I’ve never seen a president win so hard when he’s not even president.
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06-30-2023, 01:50 PM
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This is horse shit. It's not fair that I took out multiple student loans to finish college. Now that I'm only making 90k a year, when I thought id made 200k, I can't pay the loans back. Is that my fault? No. It's the systems fault! I shouldn't have to be responsible for the loans I took out. What an injustice that is being done here!
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06-30-2023, 01:56 PM
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Who would have predicted that the market for anthropologists and sociologists would crash?
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06-30-2023, 02:05 PM
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Look, if you are making fine money, this is not for you. You will get garnished as hard as they can. They will figure out how to nab you for obviously being a prick. But who here has weekly New Jack City level money? Not me. So, here is the do-se-do. If you keep it low (income) and slow (you), after their formula, they can only take 20% of maybe $200-$300 bucks a month. It's the law. If you are poor, just don't pay anything. Go into default. What, is God gonna get you for that Walter? Gimmie a Break. Do what I say about a proxy credit source ("the bank"), just get used to being blasted to hell with ... nuisance phone calls. Just never say you are there, which is technically true. The person is listening to an electronic simulation. You know it's you, but the bill collector is assuming wtf I don't know goodbye. I aint got time to debate Terry Gilliam movies today man. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] obligatory see also: Big Short, The
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