@heartbrand

[Vile]

why proclaim yourself as emperor and use a pic of the dude who gets slewn in the end of movie bro

and a follow up comment by alpha-ranger

For realism. The only pussy he thinks he can get (but still doesn't) is from his sister.

[Dhamp]

i was wondering that myself, that king guy was like the worst most annoying character in the movie, then he died.

[Vile]

i was wondering that myself, that king guy was like the worst most annoying character in the movie, then he died.

i mean... i guess in all honesty it makes sense... false emperor who sucks and then dies, right?

where is ezpk, real box emperor imo.

[heartbrand]

he kinda wins in the end cuz roman republic never rly happens, maximus dies, the guys family is raped and burned, etc.

[Dullah]

I warned him this may not be the best choice for an avatar.

Apparently he was going for ironic.

[heartbrand]

[ x ] Maximus slain by unfair pre-fight sneak attack
[ x ] Wife raped and burned
[ x ] Children sodomized and burned
[ x ] Maximus life mission not accomplished

Victory

[Rettii]

"why be pussies and run from pvp" "I also gatepot from pvp events"

[heartbrand]

ya gatepotting from 16 people when event is over and you log back in from LD is "gate potting from event" retti dum reaching unprecedented levels, tries to hide his dum of not knowing strip is slower cast time by using my dum. dum doesn't cancel out dum pal SRY

[Rettii]

"it's impossibru to kill anyone 55+ with an enchanter"

[Rettii]

"serious or dumb? Strip removes 1"

[heartbrand]

Rettiwalk still 0-100 + against me, still mad as fuck I bind camped him for 6+ levels of EXP loss, still QQing, still mad and bad

[Nirgon]

I port in and get assist trained by their group that has a bard in it, survive about 25-30 seconds before having to gate.

Heartbrand sees Nizzar drop to 20% and heads for the zone line at 100% life.

Result? I'm 0-2 against Heartbrand...?

[Rettii]

Ur so bad at this game I was afk in lguk and u only deleved me from 50 to 48.75

[heartbrand]

unfortunately that's not what your post on nihilum forums state where you cry about your 6 levels you lost and why no one told you =(

[heartbrand]

I port in and get assist trained by their group that has a bard in it, survive about 25-30 seconds before having to gate.

Heartbrand sees Nizzar drop to 20% and heads for the zone line at 100% life.

Result? I'm 0-2 against Heartbrand...?

Fairly accurate assessment, 0-2 confirmed.

[heartbrand]

naw naw

[s1ckness]

lets be real


nizzar is you're emperor

[Avon Barksdale]

Avon 1-0 @ being quoted in OP.

[SamwiseRed]

lets be real


nizzar is you're emperor

*your

[Avon Barksdale]

Samwise 1-0 @ grammar patrol.

[Nirgon]

I mean that quote is true.

There was just an absolutely ridiculous amount of complaining about being a melee. Not from Avon.

Don't you know full well starting on a FRESH server as a melee is a bitch? And impossible if solo?

Avon teamed up with Filthed and PROVED that rangers are not a useless class. He killed tons of casters, chased people out of zones and rarely died.

He also didn't play 22 hours a day.

[Avon Barksdale]

Avon confirmed #1 tracker of all time. All time!

Hunting around with Filthed was good times. Also a number of 1v1 kills posted vs all kinds of hybrids and casters. Had a 1v2 rng vs wiz/dru outside mm (they were the ones who jumped me), killed the dru and forced wiz to gate, maybe my most lol moment PvPing here. Perhaps I'll dig that one up sometime.

I did eat a death from Dekadenz when he caught me 50 bard v 42 ranger smack in the middle of Everfrost, that was bad (though I wonder how he found me so quickly after zoning in with his short ass track range?). Then there was the time Nizz brought a full group of 50 Nihilum to my solo 42, and I ate a death cuz I got too cocky to zone and plug (thought I could drop Nizz before I died).

Despite the death, knowing I was important enough for Nihi's guild leader to bring 5 of his level 50 cronies after just me @ 42 was pretty satisfying.

[Supreme]

unfortunately that's not what your post on nihilum forums state where you cry about your 6 levels you lost and why no one told you =(

LOL.

I would post it but then i would be making a bad example.

[Loli Pops]

why proclaim yourself as emperor and use a pic of the dude who gets slewn in the end of movie bro

http://i.imgur.com/qcB0ZfT.gif

[Tomatoking]

(though I wonder how he found me so quickly after zoning in with his short ass track range?)

MQ Dur?/face?

[Avon Barksdale]

That was the implication, good sir.

[mwllowyellow2]

he kinda wins in the end cuz roman republic never rly happens, maximus dies, the guys family is raped and burned, etc.

Well this show how fucking retarded you are. The Roman Republic did take place right after the emperor dies.

[mwllowyellow2]

[ x ] Maximus slain by unfair pre-fight sneak attack
[ x ] Wife raped and burned
[ x ] Children sodomized and burned
[ x ] Maximus life mission not accomplished

Victory

[ x ] Maximus kills the emperor before he dies
[ x ] Maximus makes the emperor look like a pussy
[ x ] Maximus gains support from emperor troops
[ x ] Maximus goal accomplished by killing the emperor
[ x ] Heartbrand still a fucking idiot

[Avon Barksdale]

I remember liking HB when I played. He went out of his way to try to help my rangja get XPs when he definitely didn't have to. Shame this server seems to have driven him insane.

[Akim]

[ x ] Arguing over fictional events.

[Kraftwerk]

[ x ] Arguing over fictional events.

The exact plot, while fictional, is based upon a very real Emperor Commodus.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Commodus

"In the arena, Commodus always won since his opponents always submitted to the emperor. Thus, these public fights would not end in death. Privately, it was his custom to slay his practice opponents.[13] For each appearance in the arena, he charged the city of Rome a million sesterces, straining the Roman economy."

Why he idolizes Commodus is becoming clear now...

[Nirgon]

You think this million plat per TNF to hire Ezpk to scare Heartbrand away is easy to farm?

[Avon Barksdale]

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view3/4071391/typical-monday-for-commodus-o.gif

True story inc: I remember years ago back in Bmore I was chilling with my buddy and his mom in their kitchen. My buddy happens to look at the paper, and there's this article about this guy getting his loft raided down in Fells Point, where the police seized 400 lbs of weed. Guy's name was Jon Arbuckle. My buddy and I were like, "lol, Jon Arbuckle?" His mom gets terrified because apparently we said this in a way like the guy was a friend of ours. Took us a minute or two to calm her down, and explain that Jon Arbuckle is the name of the human guy in the Garfield cartoons.

[Vile]

True story inc: I remember years ago back in Bmore I was chilling with my buddy and his mom in their kitchen. My buddy happens to look at the paper, and there's this article about this guy getting his loft raided down in Fells Point, where the police seized 400 lbs of weed. Guy's name was Jon Arbuckle. My buddy and I were like, "lol, Jon Arbuckle?" His mom gets terrified because apparently we said this in a way like the guy was a friend of ours. Took us a minute or two to calm her down, and explain that Jon Arbuckle is the name of the human guy in the Garfield cartoons.

heh

[Loli Pops]

http://i.imgur.com/FiEBhNA.jpg