The ultimate geek body mod: elf ears!

[Faerie Blossom]

http://www.instructables.com/id/Body-Mod-Elf-Ears/

Is it completely insane that I'm considering this? I think I could pull it off even better than her, with my large ears...

[MrSparkle001]

Completely insane? Yes.

[myriverse]

All things considered, I suppose many tattoos and ear plugs are worse.

[Swish]

Nice on girls maybe, their hair can cover it when they don't want to be geek raped :D

[Tecmos Deception]

To quote something from that site, "[L]ooks pretty sweet and cool."

[Bardalicious]

I guess elf simulator just isn't good enough for some loonies.

[FoxxHound]

I want this D:

[Autotune]

All things considered, I suppose many tattoos and ear plugs are worse.

This. definitely this.

I'd rather have pointy ears than large retarded fucking loops at the bottom of my ears.

[Swish]

I'd rather have pointy ears than large retarded fucking loops at the bottom of my ears.

I know someone who had those loops when I first met him, its amazing how his ears have healed since he took them out - there was a horrible mid point where they just looked saggy... but you'd struggle to see anything other than maybe that his ears are pierced now.

I've seen some horrible "home tattoos" done by "tattooists" with no studio that do it on the side. I watched some guy get an eagle done while I was visiting some pals in New Mexico and they both looked at me afterwards and said "what do you think?"

"oh...yeah, that's great guys!"

...fucking horrible. I don't doubt the guy who had it done instantly regretted it.

[Swish]

This kind of quality (sorry to hijack the thread, but I feel an example is needed) :D

http://www.ratemyink.com//images/ul/568/mythical-crab-tribute-tattoo-56888.jpeg

[Autotune]

I know someone who had those loops when I first met him, its amazing how his ears have healed since he took them out - there was a horrible mid point where they just looked saggy... but you'd struggle to see anything other than maybe that his ears are pierced now.

I've seen some horrible "home tattoos" done by "tattooists" with no studio that do it on the side. I watched some guy get an eagle done while I was visiting some pals in New Mexico and they both looked at me afterwards and said "what do you think?"

"oh...yeah, that's great guys!"

...fucking horrible. I don't doubt the guy who had it done instantly regretted it.

I don't know anyone personally who has those giant loops or whatever they are called... plugs? However, a few friends of mine have friends who do and they all say the same thing, they smell worse than they look.

[orsk]

http://www.instructables.com/id/Body-Mod-Elf-Ears/

Is it completely insane that I'm considering this? I think I could pull it off even better than her, with my large ears...


Well firstly lets see what you look like, then i will shop in your ears with the elf mod.

[OforOppression]

holy shit hahahahahaahahah

[Heavydrop]

Can't wait until she gets old and wrinkled and hairless and then looks like Smeagol (Gollum) with those ears

[myriverse]

I know someone who had those loops when I first met him, its amazing how his ears have healed since he took them out - there was a horrible mid point where they just looked saggy... but you'd struggle to see anything other than maybe that his ears are pierced now.
Yeah, it's possible, but it's never guaranteed. It all depends on a person's body. I've seen someone with just an 8g never go back to normal, but 2 or 0 seems the average "point of no return."

[Faerie Blossom]

Only a retard attention whore would do something so dumb.
Have fun with your pole dancing career till you get pregnant and become a waitress at Denny's.

Wow.

[Thulack]

Only a retard attention whore would do something so dumb.
Have fun with your pole dancing career till you get pregnant and become a waitress at Denny's.

Sounds like a Elf screwed you over in the past :P

[Knuckle]

This. definitely this.

I'd rather have pointy ears than large retarded fucking loops at the bottom of my ears.

[Sinlea]

I am embarrassed for her. So dumb, and looks painful as fuck.

[Faywind]

I think it would look super hot on a chick...always wanted to bang an elf.

[Kevynne]

WAaaannnnnttttt x:

[Hailto]

I bet OP has body odor.

[Reiker000]

Can't wait until she gets old and wrinkled and hairless and then looks like Smeagol (Gollum) with those ears

Elves don't get old, retard.

[quido]

yeah ya moran

[Hailto]

Elves don't get old, retard.

Where you been dawg?

[OforOppression]

Elves don't get old, retard.

Reiker with the home run

[Faerie Blossom]

I bet OP has body odor.

How did you know that I shopped at whole foods??

[Kevynne]

How did you know that I shopped at whole foods??

Lold hard

[Faerie Blossom]

Can't have that aluminum on my skin!

[Hailto]

lol

[Heavydrop]

Elves don't get old, retard.

Yes because now she really is an elf

[Smedy]

Aww yiss, the princess immersion level just got real, i approve of elf ears