Ranch dressing is a perfect example of what is wrong with the US

[Faerie Blossom]

Have you people no taste?

[Stinkum]

In another thread you boasted about being vegan, a devout follower of the Atkins diet, and a regular drug user.

Somehow I don't think a Schindler's list junkie is in a position to judge anyone.

[Ghordo]

Snap, sit down fag blossom.

[Faerie Blossom]

In another thread you boasted about being vegan, a devout follower of the Atkins diet, and a regular drug user.

Somehow I don't think a Schindler's list junkie is in a position to judge anyone.

I don't remember boasting about any of those things, and I am certainly not a follower of the Atkin's diet or a regular drug user. I'm an irregular drug user at most, and you'll never hear me recommending vegetable oil for human consumption.

But the topic is ranch dressing. The world sees us dipping our pizza into it, and destroying perfectly good sandwiches with it, and it's no wonder they hate us. The taste is so strong it overpowers every other flavor it touches, but that's how we like our food: strong, and overpowering. It's one thing to put it on salad (I understand most people dislike the taste of vegetables), but it's the use as a general condiment that really gets to me. The other day I saw a commercial for a ranch dressing powder, to be used as like a meat seasoning or whatever. The woman actually used the phrase "ranch burgers" and I was appalled.

It's as though we actively seek ways to make ourselves unsophisticated and loud, and that has come to include food.

[nilbog]

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/3475802112/h9FE4A7E4/

[Swish]

I was in Subway earlier (despite not being in America) and the amount of sauces a available to wreck your sandwich is phenomenal. I've tried a few, I hate them all so far...

Toasted with cheese, add salad...that'll do. Y'all can keep your gloopy calorific sauces :p

[Chloroform]

free your mind and your ass will follow.

[Klendathu]

Who in the hell dips their pizza into ranch? That's awful.

[Black Jesus]

I like ranch with buffalo wings and baby carrots/celery

[Kagatob]

ITT: Butthurts who like bland food.
Go the F*** back to France.

[Black Jesus]

ITT: Butthurts who like bland food.
Go the F*** back to France.

goddamn right

It's as though we actively seek ways to make ourselves unsophisticated and loud, and that has come to include food.

GOD BLESS AMERICA YOU DON'T LIKE IT?

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[Cars]

I don't remember boasting about any of those things, and I am certainly not a follower of the Atkin's diet or a regular drug user. I'm an irregular drug user at most, and you'll never hear me recommending vegetable oil for human consumption.

But the topic is ranch dressing. The world sees us dipping our pizza into it, and destroying perfectly good sandwiches with it, and it's no wonder they hate us. The taste is so strong it overpowers every other flavor it touches, but that's how we like our food: strong, and overpowering. It's one thing to put it on salad (I understand most people dislike the taste of vegetables), but it's the use as a general condiment that really gets to me. The other day I saw a commercial for a ranch dressing powder, to be used as like a meat seasoning or whatever. The woman actually used the phrase "ranch burgers" and I was appalled.

It's as though we actively seek ways to make ourselves unsophisticated and loud, and that has come to include food.

Yes... the world hates America for it's gratuitous use of ranch dressing...

[Rhambuk]

Yes... the world hates America for it's gratuitous use of ranch dressing...

America invaded Iraq for Crude ranch dressing.

[Kagatob]

America invaded Iraq for Crude ranch dressing.

Still waiting for the completion of that new ranch dressing pipeline from Canadia.

[Black Jesus]

I don't know why you liberals hate on the Iraq war have you forgot about 9/11 already?

[Rhambuk]

Still waiting for the completion of that new ranch dressing pipeline from Canadia.

I'm still reeling from the loss of all that ran in the gulf coast when BP's offshore drill popped that pocket and ranch spewed out into the ocean killing all those fish. What a waste!

[Kagatob]

I'm still reeling from the loss of all that ran in the gulf coast when BP's offshore drill popped that pocket and ranch spewed out into the ocean killing all those fish. What a waste!

If only someone could develop some way to refine crude ranch into tartar sauce...

[Rhambuk]

I don't know why you liberals hate on the Iraq war have you forgot about 9/11 already?

not hating on the war at all...

also 9/11 was 12 years ago (nearly) we've practically rebuilt the iraqi government, killed osama bin lade, and laid waste to the majority of al quada, dont care if im spelling it wrong im not taking the 3 seconds to look up how to properly spell that bullshit.

how much more can we do?

[Kagatob]

What does Iraq have to do with 9/11?

[myriverse]

The other day I saw a commercial for a ranch dressing powder, to be used as like a meat seasoning or whatever. The woman actually used the phrase "ranch burgers" and I was appalled.
Meh. Aside from the MSG and artificial crap, it's just buttermilk, garlic, onion, dill, parsley, basil, paprika, mustard, chives, and pepper. Mostly, it's the stuff people have been putting on pizza and burgers for ages.

But anyway... I'm from New Orleans. Flavours are never supposed to be subtle.

[Black Jesus]

What does Iraq have to do with 9/11?

According to experts, Zarqawi gave al-Qaeda a highly visible presence in Iraq at a time when its original leaders went into hiding or were killed after the September 11, 2001 terrorist attacks in the United States.[58]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/09/Powell_UN_Iraq_presentation%2C_alleged_Terrorist_N etwork.jpg

[nilbog]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/36021002baa9b806e37371eafc68ea29/tumblr_mifympOl7I1qavewno1_500.jpg

[Rhambuk]

But anyway... I'm from New Orleans. Flavours are never supposed to be subtle.

haha love it, might be my new sig )

Nilbog, did you answer? =p

[OMGWTF420]

Have you people no taste?

blasphemy

[Kimm Barely]

FTFY

http://www.bravotv.com/media/u49163/834_Game_BlueCheese_GIF.gif

[Rhambuk]

Blue Cheese...

http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc281/d-schnutz/GIF%20a%20Life/ththDumbandDUmber.gif

[SamwiseRed]

What does Iraq have to do with 9/11?

[gotrocks]

nilbog hit two fat homeruns in this thread.


also, the right kind of ranch dressing + terriyaki is downright dangerous. especially to fat people.

[harnold]

lol yeah who the fuck dips their pizza in ranch??

ranch is only good for turkey+bacon+cheese sandwiches

[Stinkum]

The fuck you guys talking about, pizza dipped in ranch is delicious

[Kagatob]

Buffalo chicken pizza dipped in ranch/blue cheese is the shit.

[quido]

Ranch is disgusting, always.

[Kagatob]

Caesar and French are disgusting, always.

Indeed.

[FoxxHound]

Ranch is disgusting, always.

[Malphite]

Ranch is disgusting, always.

[MrSparkle001]

Dipping your pizza in ranch? Who does that? I can see maybe dipping buffalo wings in it, but blue cheese is better for that. Must be some weirdass midwest thing.

[Smedy]

Joey Diaz says it best, it's either blue cheese or go fuck your mother.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dDtCYCFaBM

Princess on top of her game, good... good

[Rhambuk]

Me trying to show my disgust for blu cheese

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/263610/jim-carrey-liar-liar-o.gif

pepperoni pizza in ranch is okay, some of my friends are fiends for it i might have bite or 2, and the crust because pizza crust is fucking awful, but I don't think people are marinading their pizza slices in a bucket of ranch =p

[Rhambuk]

A True american hero.

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view8/4654747/ranch-job-o.gif

[Lojik]

Buffalo chicken pizza dipped in ranch/blue cheese is the shit.

Buffalo chicken pizza with the blue cheese cooked in... even better.

[Rhambuk]

Buffalo chicken pizza with the blue cheese cooked in... even better.

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit

[Nitholias01]

Not a huge fan of blue cheese. I really only use it in two recipes that i'll make every once in a while, for BBQs or beach bonfires.

Blue cheese crumbles, slightly melted on top of French fries. Topped with bacon bits of course.

or

Blue cheese BBQ bacon burger with onion rings

[Rhambuk]

Not a huge fan of blue cheese. I really only use it in two recipes that i'll make every once in a while, for BBQs or beach bonfires.

Blue cheese crumbles, slightly melted on top of French fries. Topped with bacon bits of course.

or

Blue cheese BBQ bacon burger with onion rings

Blue cheese. In culinary school last year chef told us that this irecipe required blue cheese I omitted it purposefully and when he asked why there wasnt blue cheese in my dish I responded "If the recipe called for me to blow my nose in it would you still want me to?"

[Swish]

I feel fat just reading these descriptions, how many of you use the electric Walmart carts? :p

[Rhambuk]

I feel fat just reading these descriptions, how many of you use the electric Walmart carts? :p

I think walmart is more of a reason the rest of the world hates us over ranch dressing..

Walmart is a horrible place where the bottom of the trailertrash bucket go

[Nitholias01]

Nothing wrong with fat >.<

Everyone wrong with lack of exercise.

Again, Rhambuk, I didn't eat it all the time. Just every now and then people would crave blue cheese. That's bad ass that you went to culinary school, btw. Where at? Im at CIA, SA campus

[Rhambuk]

Nothing wrong with fat >.<

Everyone wrong with lack of exercise.

Again, Rhambuk, I didn't eat it all the time. Just every now and then people would crave blue cheese. That's bad ass that you went to culinary school, btw. Where at? Im at CIA, SA campus

yeah im sure no ones drinking it by the gallons lol. Just community college here in maine nothing big just kind of a starter course imo.

My friend, savarin if anyone remembers him, recently moved to upstate NY to join CIA hes loving it.

I would love to go to cia but i cant afford it and cant get the grants/loans (
oh well ill just be a master chef in my offtime )

[Nitholias01]

yeah im sure no ones drinking it by the gallons lol. Just community college here in maine nothing big just kind of a starter course imo.

My friend, savarin if anyone remembers him, recently moved to upstate NY to join CIA hes loving it.

I would love to go to cia but i cant afford it and cant get the grants/loans (
oh well ill just be a master chef in my offtime )

I suggest then, that you look into the San Antonio campus. In Hyde Park, you are constantly switching classes and mixing it up. But in SA, you advance with the same group for the whole 18+ months. A lot less people too for a deeper connection with chef-instructors and fellow students. Most people have received most of not all of their tuition assistance through Texas only scholarships/grants. Don't let the dream go >.<

[Rhambuk]

that sounds promising ill definitely look into it. small classes are def my thing went to uni for half a semester and it was useless.

thanks!

[Lojik]

yeah im sure no ones drinking it by the gallons lol. Just community college here in maine nothing big just kind of a starter course imo.

Do you drink Moxie.... or coffee brandy?

[Rhambuk]

Do you drink Moxie.... or coffee brandy?

not a fan of either to be honest. dont drink soda and rarely drink alcohol though my liquor of choice is johnnny walker black label

[Goosefabba]

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[Daldolma]

treadmills were invented so people could dip pizza in ranch and live to do it again

why do you commies hate innovation

[Lojik]

not a fan of either to be honest. dont drink soda and rarely drink alcohol though my liquor of choice is johnnny walker black label

They're both pretty awful. Kind of hilarious that one is the official drink of Maine and the other has been the best selling liquor for a while now.

[Stinkum]

You guys are fuckin retarded if you think the ranch is what tips to scale to fat.

Eating 1,200 calories of pizza for lunch is what makes you fat, not the 2 tablespoons of ranch (120 calories) that you dip it in, lmao.

Pretty sure you just shouldn't be eating pizza all the time.

[Faerie Blossom]

Ranch dressing is a symptom of obesity, not the cause.

[Stinkum]

Same could be said of most any condiment.

[Rhambuk]

They're both pretty awful. Kind of hilarious that one is the official drink of Maine and the other has been the best selling liquor for a while now.

moxie is a staple you have to at least tried it fo live in maine. for those that havnet tried moxie its likw pepsi with a bitter aftertaste kike club soda.

[nuglord]

i love ranch.

[Lojik]

moxie is a staple you have to at least tried it fo live in maine. for those that havnet tried moxie its likw pepsi with a bitter aftertaste kike club soda.

So you compare blue cheese to snot and defend Moxie? The best description I found was that it tastes "like a mixture of prune juice, motor oil, and store brand cough syrup"

[Rhambuk]

So you compare blue cheese to snot and defend Moxie? The best description I found was that it tastes "like a mixture of prune juice, motor oil, and store brand cough syrup"

lol i could see that too.

and that comparison should show my disgust over blu cheese