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Hasbinbad
05-30-2013, 11:17 PM
http://i.imgur.com/nyxmOkl.png

Some of you youngsters help me find the better new style electronica trap mixes out there please.. So many youtube DJ's trying to confuse me. I understand this isn't the same as oldschool electronica trap breaks or trap hip hop.. can't you pick a new name? GET OFF MY LAWN!! But also make my eardrums happy please.

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Hasbinbad
05-30-2013, 11:21 PM
http://i.imgur.com/wXWkbGC.png

katrik
05-31-2013, 12:10 AM
Oh.. I thought you meant tranny traps. /sadface.

noh8
05-31-2013, 12:11 AM
i already made that joke

noh8
05-31-2013, 12:11 AM
but then sirken deleted it because he hates fun

Hasbinbad
05-31-2013, 12:14 AM
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Hasbinbad
05-31-2013, 12:15 AM
Oh.. I thought you meant tranny traps. /sadface.
Doesn't that expectation make this thread more of a trap?

katrik
05-31-2013, 12:33 AM
Hmm...

Hasbinbad
05-31-2013, 12:33 AM
I love Irony.

katrik
05-31-2013, 12:36 AM
Oh I need to post a photo of one of my fav. tranny pr0n actresses.. she's purdy.

katrik
05-31-2013, 12:40 AM
ahh! I remembered her name.. Sarina Valentina..

ITS A TRAP!

http://i.imgur.com/uhbUzcc.jpg

Hasbinbad
05-31-2013, 12:57 AM
That dude is hotter than 99.9% of all chicks ever banged by anyone on p99.

katrik
05-31-2013, 01:04 AM
Pretty jelly of her boobs. Can't wait to mop up the cash for that.

Hasbinbad
05-31-2013, 01:20 AM
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Wotsirb401
05-31-2013, 09:27 AM
I saw Luminox at EDC this past weekend .

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1j68JW5yao

Cecily
05-31-2013, 09:32 AM
Pretty jelly of her boobs. Can't wait to mop up the cash for that.

Her nose freaks me out.

Finished
05-31-2013, 09:33 AM
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Finished
05-31-2013, 09:34 AM
Second one may not be as "trappy" but its good

Finished
05-31-2013, 09:35 AM
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Finished
05-31-2013, 09:36 AM
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Finished
05-31-2013, 09:37 AM
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Bill Tetley
05-31-2013, 09:57 AM
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FoxxHound
05-31-2013, 10:27 AM
ahh! I remembered her name.. Sarina Valentina..

ITS A TRAP!

http://i.imgur.com/uhbUzcc.jpg

I'd let her smash me.

Kagatob
05-31-2013, 07:10 PM
I'd let her smash me.

MaksimMazor
05-31-2013, 07:16 PM
Didn't think it could get worse than dub step

Kagatob
05-31-2013, 07:30 PM
http://danbooru.donmai.us/data/eeb2b70c33823154e17be2b3e60d062e.jpg

Kagatob
05-31-2013, 07:32 PM
http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/139/c/2/hiziri_byakuren_4_by_nonomy-d3gr8te.jpg
My favorite traps.

Bill Tetley
06-01-2013, 02:08 AM
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hump

Bardalicious
06-01-2013, 03:08 AM
What exactly is with male forum dweebs fawning over "hot traps" ? Enough plastic surgery can make almost anyone look decent if you're about that new-gen fake look bullshit... so why not obsess over the hundreds of thousands of actual females doing the same thing? At least they have a real vagina...

I mean, it's cool if you're gay and whatnot. But maybe it's time to come to terms and be open about it.

Kagatob
06-01-2013, 03:23 AM
^
Lol projecting so hard.

Daldolma
06-01-2013, 03:37 AM
can we just go back to tralina

Bardalicious
06-01-2013, 03:53 AM
^
Lol projecting so hard.

Clearly evident through text on your computer screen.

What is evident, however, is the fact you're fawning over a fake female that still has a penis. Dress up that penis any way you'd like... you're still gay. Was that a difficult concept to grasp? Or are your delicate sensibilities too offended by having been called what you truly are to have discerned that point?

I have zero issues with someone being gay. I simply find humor in the fact that you've got to disguise it behind a thin veil of false heterosexuality.

JurisDictum
06-01-2013, 04:02 AM
Clearly evident through text on your computer screen.

What is evident, however, is the fact you're fawning over a fake female that still has a penis. Dress up that penis any way you'd like... you're still gay. Was that a difficult concept to grasp? Or are your delicate sensibilities too offended by having been called what you truly are to have discerned that point?

I have zero issues with someone being gay. I simply find humor in the fact that you've got to disguise it behind a thin veil of false heterosexuality.

I ostensibly have no problems with gay people, but feel a strong desire to express my disapproval to those that enjoy shemale pictures. It's important they all know i categorize them as gay. Because I sure as hell am not gay.

Kagatob
06-01-2013, 04:10 AM
Clearly evident through text on your computer screen.

What is evident, however, is the fact you're fawning over a fake female that still has a penis. Dress up that penis any way you'd like... you're still gay. Was that a difficult concept to grasp? Or are your delicate sensibilities too offended by having been called what you truly are to have discerned that point?

I have zero issues with someone being gay. I simply find humor in the fact that you've got to disguise it behind a thin veil of false heterosexuality.

Tell that to my girlfriend.

I guess we should take it from an expert like yourself that to find something to be beautiful you have to be sexually attracted to it as well. :rolleyes:

You're still projecting btw.

Bardalicious
06-01-2013, 04:17 AM
I ostensibly have no problems with gay people, but feel a strong desire to express my disapproval to those that enjoy shemale pictures. It's important they all know i categorize them as gay. Because I sure as hell am not gay.

Truly pathetic that anyone with an opposing viewpoint on the internet is immediately defined as either angry or projecting. Thank you so very much for giving me a better understanding of what Kog meant by "projecting", though. Perhaps if you drew me a picture with crayons my simple mind would really understand what he was alluding to!

It's important they all know i categorize them as gay.

You may be confused about what section of this forum you're in.

Bardalicious
06-01-2013, 04:19 AM
Tell that to my girlfriend.

I guess we should take it from an expert like yourself that to find something to be beautiful you have to be sexually attracted to it as well. :rolleyes:

You're still projecting btw.

Funny that you're expressing your profound intoxication with this traps beauty by quoting the post claiming that you'd "let her smash you". Certainly that was not a blatant sexual innuendo.

Strifer
06-01-2013, 04:20 AM
best trap ever. it gets SO hard...

http://api.ning.com/files/HstLaIAQe6E4hn2zQ6OT-bveNv3fVwm6IO0FUJ2scqcyZh01vGwYnWTr4Jd8H0yBuj*4Ifa PF49tO-KOwZLJVfWRCohUK0Dt/MousetrapGame2.jpg

Strifer
06-01-2013, 04:21 AM
wtf didnt work lol

http://blog.gayleleonard.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/mousetrap.jpg

Kagatob
06-01-2013, 04:22 AM
Loved/hated that game so much. Half the time when you finished constructing the thing it would fail at some point.

JurisDictum
06-01-2013, 04:25 AM
Funny that you're expressing your profound intoxication with this traps beauty by quoting the post claiming that you'd "let her smash you". Certainly that was not a blatant sexual innuendo.

Get over it faggot

Clark
06-01-2013, 04:29 AM
Didn't think it could get worse than dub step

that's what I'm sayin

guy named Finished posting these songs has a severe lack of taste for music

Hasbinbad
06-01-2013, 01:38 PM
Because I sure as hell am not gay.

Rhambuk
06-01-2013, 01:48 PM
eww accidentally clicked on this thread. Need metal to revive my soul

Cecily
06-01-2013, 02:39 PM
Terrible music tries to hit you but you riposte!

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katrik
06-01-2013, 05:02 PM
Yeah.. Trans women are women.. Sometimes they have had their surgery, sometimes not. Nothing gay about being attracted to one.

Hasbinbad
06-01-2013, 05:19 PM
^100% true.

Kagatob
06-01-2013, 06:13 PM
These kinds of threads are great for letting the insecure people call themselves out. :)

Daldolma
06-01-2013, 06:17 PM
if you have penis, you are man

if you have penis and enjoy touching not your own penis, you are gay

thank you for ur time

Kagatob
06-01-2013, 07:20 PM
if you have penis, you are man

if you have penis and enjoy touching not your own penis, you are gay

thank you for ur time

Gay is the new bi.

Hurley
06-01-2013, 07:34 PM
http://farm6.staticflickr.com/5181/5780999227_5c83363c10_z.jpg

Kagatob
06-01-2013, 07:38 PM
^
That one at a glance you can tell is a man. Tranny not trap.

Hasbinbad
06-01-2013, 07:40 PM
if you have penis, you are man

if you have penis and enjoy touching not your own penis, you are gay

thank you for ur time
Your primitive conception of gender as binary is hilariously cute.

Daldolma
06-01-2013, 07:46 PM
Your primitive conception of gender as binary is hilariously cute.

i cannot be trolled sir

Kagatob
06-01-2013, 07:49 PM
i cannot be trolled sir

Trolled? You just trolled yourself with such a statement of ignorance.

Daldolma
06-01-2013, 07:50 PM
Trolled? You just trolled yourself with such a statement of ignorance.

no

Kagatob
06-01-2013, 07:56 PM
no

Be the only one who thinks so, makes you no less wrong.

Daldolma
06-01-2013, 08:13 PM
XX, XY

xoxo

Kagatob
06-01-2013, 08:25 PM
Sex = gender
Psycology and Biology are the same field.
K

FoxxHound
06-01-2013, 10:47 PM
XX, XY

xoxo

kkk

Hasbinbad
06-01-2013, 10:56 PM
XX, XY
Science would like to have a word with you:
http://product-boy.com/2011/08/06/select-population-of-females-turn-into-males-during-puberty-growing-male-genitalia/

Hasbinbad
06-01-2013, 10:59 PM
And that example is just one extreme third position.. there are many physiological differences in hormone regulation that define the bio side of the gender question without even touching on psych.

All males start out female tho, and the process from that phenotype to a furred giant capable of wrestling a tiger is not always complete. How many of you can make such a claim?

Bardalicious
06-01-2013, 11:10 PM
Yeah.. Trans women are women.. Sometimes they have had their surgery, sometimes not. Nothing gay about being attracted to one.

Under the definition of gender, you are still a man. Plastic surgery to disguise you as the opposite gender does not change that. Any man, including the sad neckbeard virgins here that would fuck a potato if it had a moist hole for their penis, are fools to think they are not gay if they sleep with you.

If a HBB got his penis sucked by a man, but was watching "heterosexual" porn while it was being done, he would still be a homosexual.

You're welcome to argue semantics about societies' definition of gender. BUT GOD STILL KNOWS THE TRUTH OK???? THE SINNERS WILL BURN!!

Hasbinbad
06-01-2013, 11:28 PM
Oh Bardalicious, will you please define gender for the rest of the class?

Kagatob
06-01-2013, 11:47 PM
You're welcome to argue semantics about societies' definition of gender. BUT GOD STILL KNOWS THE TRUTH OK???? THE SINNERS WILL BURN!!

If your post had any credibility to begin with (it didn't) you would have lost it all with that last part there.

Congratulations you now have negative credibility. Your prize is bliss, a result of your own ignorance. :)

Bardalicious
06-01-2013, 11:49 PM
^ Only a true fucking imbecile would have taken that bait.

Bardalicious
06-01-2013, 11:50 PM
Tell me again how you're only infatuated with the beauty of these transsexuals in the same thread you admit to wanting to be fucked by them.

Kagatob
06-01-2013, 11:51 PM
^ Only a true fucking imbecile would have taken that bait.

Yep (http://www.newser.com/story/168647/vatican-atheists-still-hell-bound.html)

Kagatob
06-01-2013, 11:53 PM
Tell me again how you're only infatuated with the beauty of these transsexuals in the same thread you admit to wanting to be fucked by them.

I'm also turned on by the sound of Patrick Stewart's voice. I must be a flamer, don't tell my girlfriend please. :o

Kagatob
06-01-2013, 11:55 PM
300 was the sexiest movie I had ever seen... until I saw Suckerpunch. Does that mean homo is a choice? :rolleyes:

katrik
06-02-2013, 12:05 AM
Under the definition of gender, you are still a man. Plastic surgery to disguise you as the opposite gender does not change that. Any man, including the sad neckbeard virgins here that would fuck a potato if it had a moist hole for their penis, are fools to think they are not gay if they sleep with you.

If a HBB got his penis sucked by a man, but was watching "heterosexual" porn while it was being done, he would still be a homosexual.

You're welcome to argue semantics about societies' definition of gender. BUT GOD STILL KNOWS THE TRUTH OK???? THE SINNERS WILL BURN!!

Opinions, mate. I don't believe in religion.. Or god. Nonsense IMO. Again, an opinion.. Everyone's got one love. <3

Daldolma
06-02-2013, 12:34 AM
if you have penis, you are man

if you have penis and enjoy touching not your own penis, you are gay

thank you for ur time

Kagatob
06-02-2013, 12:35 AM
^ What's the thought of two chicks going at it make you feel?

Daldolma
06-02-2013, 12:39 AM
depends on girls

portia de rossi doing gods work

women at home depot eroding sanctity of marriage

Kagatob
06-02-2013, 12:44 AM
Hypocrisy at it's finest.

Daldolma
06-02-2013, 12:45 AM
Hypocrisy at it's finest.

you need more humor in your life

Cecily
06-02-2013, 12:49 AM
It used to be about the music :(

Kagatob
06-02-2013, 12:52 AM
It used to be about the music :(

R&F's choices in music makes me cringe 99% of the time. I'd rather see pictures of pretty boys dressed up as pretty girls, that or actual girls, either way I'd rather not have a headache. :)

Bardalicious
06-02-2013, 01:41 AM
^ What's the thought of two chicks going at it make you feel?

How is this relevant to the discussion in any way? If a man is aroused by two females engaging in homosexual intercourse, it's still a man being aroused by a woman. If a man is aroused by a man dressed up as a woman, it's still a man being aroused by a man.

You're pretty desperate to defend your position for someone claiming:

A) He has a girlfriend and is not "gay"
B) That everyone else in this conversation is projecting

Kagatob
06-02-2013, 01:51 AM
How is this relevant to the discussion in any way? If a man is aroused by two females engaging in homosexual intercourse, it's still a man being aroused by a woman. If a man is aroused by a man dressed up as a woman, it's still a man being aroused by a man.

You're pretty desperate to defend your position for someone claiming:

A) He has a girlfriend and is not "gay"
B) That everyone else in this conversation is projecting

I know it's a concept that's foreign to you but I'm someone who is known as "comfortable with their sexuality".

This means I can say a man is attractive or that attributes of said man are appealing and I don't have to worry about "omg does this make me gay?!?!"
It also means that I can comment about such things and not worry "OMG will people think I'm gay?" Guess what, it doesn't matter.

It seems to matter to you a whole lot though, so yes you are projecting because you are so adamant about your 'straightness' that you have gone beyond trying to prove it to others and have hit the point where you feel the need to reinforce it to yourself.

:)

Daldolma
06-02-2013, 02:20 AM
or maybe he's just not attracted to men

Kagatob
06-02-2013, 02:41 AM
or maybe he's just not attracted to men

Homophobe defending a homophobe.

Bardalicious
06-02-2013, 03:07 AM
I know it's a concept that's foreign to you but I'm someone who is known as "comfortable with their sexuality".

This means I can say a man is attractive or that attributes of said man are appealing and I don't have to worry about "omg does this make me gay?!?!"
It also means that I can comment about such things and not worry "OMG will people think I'm gay?" Guess what, it doesn't matter.

It seems to matter to you a whole lot though, so yes you are projecting because you are so adamant about your 'straightness' that you have gone beyond trying to prove it to others and have hit the point where you feel the need to reinforce it to yourself.

:)

You probably should have copped out and called me a faggot then left, like that other guy.

Someone that is "comfortable with their sexuality" would be comfortable with admitting they are attracted to men from the get-go. You've spent your last 5 posts defending your sexuality in this thread by attacking mine, yet in the last, make the claim that you're so comfortable with your sexuality that you're not bothered by what other people think about it. Laughable.

Further, you've gone on some sad counter-debate in which you've reiterated multiple times that "lol it's ok I have a gf so, not gay". Who's trying to convince whom here?

You make the argument that you're attracted to the objective beauty that the transsexual is representing, yet in the same thread quote and agree with the sentiment that you'd like to fuck/be fucked by him. You're making a mockery of yourself without needing me to be involved in the slightest at this point with all of the absurd hypocrisy you present in your posts.

Kagatob
06-02-2013, 03:12 AM
I'd let her smash me.

I'm also turned on by the sound of Patrick Stewart's voice.
Statements to be taken literally. :rolleyes:

Guess what, s/he is still hot, just like Patrick Stewart's voice.

Cecily
06-02-2013, 03:12 AM
Under the definition of gender, you are still a man. ...
You're welcome to argue semantics about societies' definition of gender.

No under the definition of gender, she never was a man. If you wanna talk about sex, more specifically biological sex, yeah maybe you have point. Society... that's who gets the terminology wrong 90% of the time in the first place.

Hasbinbad
06-02-2013, 03:14 AM
Even biological sex is in flux, as I showed.

Daldolma
06-02-2013, 03:15 AM
Homophobe defending a homophobe.

you have an exceptionally closed-minded and bigoted take on sexuality if you believe a man that is not attracted to other men is necessarily a homophobe

Kagatob
06-02-2013, 03:27 AM
you have an exceptionally closed-minded and bigoted take on sexuality if you believe a man that is not attracted to other men is necessarily a homophobe

If it were simply such I'd agree with you. However.

if you have penis, you are man

if you have penis and enjoy touching not your own penis, you are gay

thank you for ur time
Is still a defensive kneejerk reaction of a jump when responding to people posting pictures of people who look pretty and happen to have junk off screen. :)

Daldolma
06-02-2013, 03:37 AM
less of a knee jerk reaction and more of an accurate general guideline

99% of humans with non-implanted penes can most accurately be described as male sex

homosexuality is erotic activity with a member of the same sex -- not gender. Merriam-Webster

enjoying the touching of genitals is erotic activity

homosexuality is gay

hence, comments are accurate and instructive

Kagatob
06-02-2013, 03:40 AM
less of a knee jerk reaction and more of an accurate general guideline

99% of humans with non-implanted penes can most accurately be described as male sex

homosexuality is erotic activity with a member of the same sex -- not gender. Merriam-Webster

enjoying the touching of genitals is erotic activity

homosexuality is gay

hence, comments are accurate and instructive

Looking at a picture and thinking the object within is cute = what I bolded? :eek:

Daldolma
06-02-2013, 03:46 AM
Looking at a picture and thinking the object within is cute = what I bolded? :eek:

no but i didn't call that gay. i called enjoying touching a penis that isn't your own gay

but ya you finding sexually charged pictures of males appealing suggests you may in fact enjoy sexual activity with those males, which would be gay

not for me but i wish you luck in your sexual exploration

Kagatob
06-02-2013, 03:52 AM
I know you're 99-100% trolling but do us all a favor and pretend that you know even a tiny bit about gender identity and sexual preference and stop calling the world black/white straight/gay, it's rather annoying.

Hasbinbad
06-02-2013, 03:52 AM
no but i didn't call that gay. i called enjoying touching a penis that isn't your own gay
curious person could be testing and find out they don't like it
bi person could be having sex
straight person could be getting off their transgender girlfriend
straight person could be participating in the act for the sake of their partner, although this situation stretches the definition of enjoy

lots of different ways men can enjoy touching not their own penis and not be gay

Daldolma
06-02-2013, 03:54 AM
gender identity irrelevant to homosexuality according to merriam-webster but hey let's redefine words to be faux progressive

Daldolma
06-02-2013, 03:58 AM
curious person could be testing and find out they don't like it
bi person could be having sex
straight person could be getting off their transgender girlfriend
straight person could be participating in the act for the sake of their partner, although this situation stretches the definition of enjoy

lots of different ways men can enjoy touching not their own penis and not be gay

curious person that didn't like it doesn't qualify
bi person is homosexual; also, heterosexual. not mutually exclusive
straight person with trans girlfriend is homosexual
straight person for sake of partner isn't enjoying, doesn't qualify

Kagatob
06-02-2013, 03:59 AM
Confirmed troll and stupid.

Hasbinbad
06-02-2013, 03:59 AM
Your primitive conception of gender as binary is hilariously cute.

Daldolma
06-02-2013, 04:00 AM
gender is irrelevant

Bardalicious
06-02-2013, 04:03 AM
Another terrible HBB thread. Another horribly inept argument by Kag.

Nothing to see here.

Daldolma
06-02-2013, 04:04 AM
Confirmed troll and stupid.

don't give up, you're totally gonna win this one

Hasbinbad
06-02-2013, 04:04 AM
gender is irrelevant
I disagree.

Daldolma
06-02-2013, 04:09 AM
I disagree.

you can't disagree, it's the definition of the word

hetero/homosexuality is defined by erotic activity between members of the opposite/same sex

gender is a separate, socially constructed, and potentially fluid issue

Kagatob
06-02-2013, 04:18 AM
you can't disagree, it's the definition of the word

hetero/homosexuality is defined by erotic activity between members of the opposite/same sex

gender is a separate, socially constructed, and potentially fluid issue

Being able to copy/paste the definition of a word and being able to understand the meaning(s) of the word particularly in a myriad of contexts are two diversely different things.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gender_identity
https://www.genderspectrum.org/understanding-gender
http://pridenet.ca/wp-content/uploads/the-gender-spectrum.pdf

Inb4 propaganda.

Daldolma
06-02-2013, 04:21 AM
three links to gender-specific articles

gender is irrelevant in this discussion, as per the very definitions of the terms in question

Hasbinbad
06-02-2013, 04:21 AM
you can't disagree, it's the definition of the word
That's a particularly low brow comment.
hetero/homosexuality is defined by erotic activity between members of the opposite/same sex
So if someone has straight sex their whole life and then has gay sex once, what does that make them?

Hasbinbad
06-02-2013, 04:23 AM
gender is irrelevant in this discussion, as per the very definitions of the terms in question
Archaic definitions which have not kept up with the science. The fact that you say it is irrelevant over and over doesn't make it so.

Kagatob
06-02-2013, 04:23 AM
Please reiterate what it is that you are trying to assert, then extrapolate upon why both the spectrum of gender identity and the spectrum of sexuality are irrelevant.

Daldolma
06-02-2013, 04:25 AM
did they enjoy both? if so, they are both homosexual and heterosexual

Hasbinbad
06-02-2013, 04:28 AM
did they enjoy both? if so, they are both homosexual and heterosexual
So what if a gay person never has gay sex but hides it and only has heterosexual sex?

Daldolma
06-02-2013, 04:28 AM
Archaic definitions which have not kept up with the science. The fact that you say it is irrelevant over and over doesn't make it so.

if the terms are archaic, then you should have no qualms about their usage

whether or not the definition of homosexual is archaic does not grant you the right to redefine it as you see fit. the term is wholly independent of gender. what i say and what you say doesn't make it so -- what the dictionary says makes it so

Hasbinbad
06-02-2013, 04:29 AM
while hedonistically enjoying the hetero sex, but not finding love or satisfaction with a opposite sex partner

Hasbinbad
06-02-2013, 04:30 AM
if the terms are archaic, then you should have no qualms about their usage

whether or not the definition of homosexual is archaic does not grant you the right to redefine it as you see fit. the term is wholly independent of gender. what i say and what you say doesn't make it so -- what the dictionary says makes it so
I disagree. Dictionaries are often biased, and in the end published by a person. I would rather put my faith in experts in the field, who are often not also dictionary editors.

Cecily
06-02-2013, 04:31 AM
So if someone has straight sex their whole life and then has gay sex once, what does that make them?

Eternally damned to hellfire.

Hasbinbad
06-02-2013, 04:32 AM
I do not believe that the label of homosexuality is the same thing as a homosexual act and i do not believe that either of those things are the same as a homosexual urge. I do not think that in any of these cases, such attributions are permanent nor defining, but rather descriptive and transient.

Daldolma
06-02-2013, 04:33 AM
So what if a gay person never has gay sex but hides it and only has heterosexual sex?

if they direct sexual desire at the same sex, they are homosexual. actual sexual activity is not required

and yet if they are having heterosexual sex, they are engaging in heterosexuality

you're not really finding gray area. this is all related to direct definitions

Hasbinbad
06-02-2013, 04:34 AM
also i already showed how sex is less bedrock than you may think it is, though you conveniently ignored that. And since your "definitions" of sexuality are based on sex, that makes your definitions of sexuality suspect.

Hasbinbad
06-02-2013, 04:36 AM
anyway it's late. i have fapping to do. peese.

Daldolma
06-02-2013, 04:37 AM
I disagree. Dictionaries are often biased, and in the end published by a person. I would rather put my faith in experts in the field, who are often not also dictionary editors.

experts in the field of what? once a word is defined, its usage must conform to standard definitions or it is being used in error

if experts in the field seek to more accurately define incidences of human sexuality, they must do it by introducing their own terms rather than misusing existing ones. if they are using the term "homosexuality" to refer to anything beyond sexual desire or activity between members of the same sex, they are using it in error and contributing to further confusion and misconceptions regarding sexuality

Hasbinbad
06-02-2013, 04:40 AM
if experts in the field seek to more accurately define incidences of human sexuality, they must do it by introducing their own terms rather than misusing existing ones.
I keep trying to tell you. You keep calling it irrelevant. I think you misunderstand the jargon. But in any case g'night.

Daldolma
06-02-2013, 04:41 AM
also i already showed how sex is less bedrock than you may think it is, though you conveniently ignored that. And since your "definitions" of sexuality are based on sex, that makes your definitions of sexuality suspect.

they're not my definitions, they're merriam-webster's

and sexual ambiguities are still rather easily divided into male and female, with exceedingly rare exceptions

Daldolma
06-02-2013, 04:42 AM
I keep trying to tell you. You keep calling it irrelevant. I think you misunderstand the jargon. But in any case g'night.

i'm not calling gender irrelevant to life and sexuality. i'm calling it irrelevant to homosexuality and heterosexuality, which have established definitions that are wholly independent of gender

Bill Tetley
06-02-2013, 09:34 AM
let gays be gay.

more chunes please

a_gnoll_pup
06-02-2013, 10:20 AM
thread needs more secrets

http://i.imgur.com/7bRE88n.jpg

Rhambuk
06-02-2013, 10:24 AM
thread needs more secrets

http://i.imgur.com/7bRE88n.jpg

what happened to secrets anyway?

a_gnoll_pup
06-02-2013, 10:28 AM
what happened to secrets anyway?

last i heard she went to a mental asylum

FoxxHound
06-02-2013, 10:34 AM
Fuck fucking fucks that fuck.

a_gnoll_pup
06-02-2013, 10:37 AM
Fuck fucking fucks that fuck.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNf4vOqNr1Y

Rhambuk
06-02-2013, 10:56 AM
last i heard she went to a mental asylum

really? abacab and raren were just too much back in the day apparently. hope shes doing well

Rhambuk
06-02-2013, 10:57 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNf4vOqNr1Y

fuck is said 287 times in a 1:40 minute movie lol

Hasbinbad
06-02-2013, 12:03 PM
thread needs more secrets

http://i.imgur.com/7bRE88n.jpg
I think Katrik's position as top tranny might be in question.

FoxxHound
06-02-2013, 01:00 PM
The top 3:
Top Guy
Top Girl
Top Trans.
Gogogogogogogo.

Rhambuk
06-02-2013, 01:16 PM
All this talk about trans, what about natural herms.

I like my men to have a vagina

Hasbinbad
06-02-2013, 02:23 PM
Top Guy
Top Girl
Top Trans.
Criteria?

Ahldagor
06-02-2013, 03:26 PM
baileyjayblog dot com

Kagatob
06-02-2013, 07:09 PM
thread needs more secrets

http://i.imgur.com/7bRE88n.jpg

Eh.
Myspace angle only serves to accentuate the masculine facial structure which if such angle is necessary to hide other masculine features = not that good a trap.

katrik
06-02-2013, 07:18 PM
thread needs more secrets

http://i.imgur.com/7bRE88n.jpg

Looking good babe.. = )

katrik
06-02-2013, 07:19 PM
lets see.. lemme find that one I posted last week..

katrik
06-02-2013, 07:21 PM
http://i.imgur.com/oa1cUZU.jpg

moi.

No, I dont care its mildly provocative.. im very very proud of how I look.

Enjoy.

Kagatob
06-04-2013, 06:53 AM
Thread ruined by non-trap obv-trannies.
http://24.media.tumblr.com/06701660e1d9120dd213ae810a6c5153/tumblr_mly55cKRCE1r31mp9o1_500.jpg
Das pretty.

Barkingturtle
06-04-2013, 07:18 AM
Oh come on. There isn't an asian boy in the world you wouldn't fuck if he put a wig on.

I take that back. You're probably pretty shy on account of your acne, so you might just fap.

Kagatob
06-04-2013, 09:29 AM
Oh come on. There isn't an asian boy in the world you wouldn't fuck if he put a wig on.

http://danbooru.donmai.us/data/eeb2b70c33823154e17be2b3e60d062e.jpg
See all of those Asian boys in the background with wigs? Would not. Thank you. :)

Rhambuk
06-04-2013, 10:59 AM
See all of those Asian boys in the background

no

katrik
06-04-2013, 07:48 PM
Thread ruined by non-trap obv-trannies.
http://24.media.tumblr.com/06701660e1d9120dd213ae810a6c5153/tumblr_mly55cKRCE1r31mp9o1_500.jpg
Das pretty.

Asians are gross. Dated both male and couple of females in high school. Sex very disappoint.

AenarieFenninRo
06-04-2013, 08:05 PM
not sure if this will work from non-utube source or not, but giving it a shot...

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Kagatob
06-04-2013, 11:38 PM
Asians are gross. Dated both male and couple of females in high school. Sex very disappoint.

Not fucking them, I'm saying they can be very photogenic. :)

HasbinHarrisonMindHump
06-04-2013, 11:41 PM
Not fucking them, I'm saying they can be very photogenic. :)

No one likes you. Stop posting.

Bardalicious
06-04-2013, 11:47 PM
I hope Kagatob doesn't mind me re-posting this picture of his bedroom from the RL pic thread.

http://animeyume.com/blog_images/my_room_2011/my_room_2011_01.jpg

Kagatob
06-04-2013, 11:59 PM
http://imgur.com/d5LCNlC
Only poster on that person's wall that's on my wall. I do like the Toradora poster on the far left though. Wallscrolls are a waste of money IMO.

Ahldagor
06-05-2013, 12:08 AM
http://i.imgur.com/oa1cUZU.jpg

Little bit of the left nip? You look like my friends ex...

Bill Tetley
06-05-2013, 12:30 AM
<object width="560" height="315"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/NXXAFa1YjJI?hl=en_US&amp;version=3&amp;rel=0"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/NXXAFa1YjJI?hl=en_US&amp;version=3&amp;rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="560" height="315" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object>

katrik
06-05-2013, 08:41 AM
I hope Kagatob doesn't mind me re-posting this picture of his bedroom from the RL pic thread.

http://animeyume.com/blog_images/my_room_2011/my_room_2011_01.jpg

Yikes..

Kagatob
06-05-2013, 09:41 AM
The bedspread is a bit much, don't think It'd be possible for me to even try to get away with something like that.

Ahldagor
06-05-2013, 02:47 PM
all that anime merchandise is scary. wtf obsession. room or not, but the fact that someone assembled all of that into that state is scary.

Ahldagor
06-05-2013, 02:50 PM
http://trap-heaven.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/tumblr_m6o4o3RQDt1r9s3ato1_1280.jpg

who wouldn't?

Ahldagor
06-05-2013, 02:51 PM
http://trap-heaven.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/tumblr_m6tyc3uZ4O1qf4898o1_500.jpg

Ahldagor
06-05-2013, 02:52 PM
http://trap-heaven.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/tumblr_m5bbe0ZCyp1rx5tjeo1_500.jpg

katrik
06-05-2013, 03:49 PM
Little bit of the left nip? You look like my friends ex...

Nah unless your friend is in ATL

Kagatob
06-05-2013, 09:39 PM
all that anime merchandise is scary. wtf obsession. room or not, but the fact that someone assembled all of that into that state is scary.

So it's scary and an obsession for an anime fan to do it but if it were say basketball memorabilia or wrestling, or various Hollywood movie crap you'd be fine with it right?

Ahldagor
06-06-2013, 02:35 PM
Nah unless your friend is in ATL

he's not, one of those weird things of people looking like people they're not related to.

Ahldagor
06-06-2013, 02:48 PM
So it's scary and an obsession for an anime fan to do it. But if it were say basketball memorabilia, wrestling, or various Hollywood movie crap you'd be fine with it right?

can't assume i'm making an exception for the other entertainments. the better one would be of the behavior, which i am. that room is indicative of obsessive behavior, and regardless of what the merchandise is focused on, i would make that same assumption. what's with your usage of commas though?

Daldolma
06-06-2013, 03:40 PM
athletic entertainment and theatre slightly different than cartoons of asian teenage girls

Ahldagor
06-06-2013, 03:46 PM
athletic entertainment and theatre slightly different than cartoons of asian teenage girls

sbjectively, yes. but they are all entertainment.

Kagatob
06-06-2013, 05:44 PM
what's with your usage of commas though?
I love, commas.
athletic entertainment and theatre slightly different than cartoons of asian teenage girls

Yeah Anime fans are less likely to get wasted and beat their girlfriends. :D

Rhambuk
06-06-2013, 05:46 PM
I love, commas.


Yeah Anime fans are less likely to get wasted and beat their girlfriends. :D

they do far more freaky things to their girlfriends when wasted...

Wheres my tentacle monster suit!?

Kagatob
06-06-2013, 06:06 PM
they do far more freaky things to their girlfriends when wasted...

Wheres my tentacle monster suit!?

Nah it's just like any other form of geekdom.
Geeks make better lovers, aren't there studies and shit for that?

Brocode
06-06-2013, 06:41 PM
found those traps

http://img837.imageshack.us/img837/9136/morena8.jpg
http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/3066/dominopresleymorena1.jpg
http://img824.imageshack.us/img824/2914/surfista16.jpg

Rhambuk
06-06-2013, 06:46 PM
All this talk about trans, what about natural herms.


?

katrik
06-06-2013, 07:12 PM
Man.. I cant wait to get my tits done.. my ass is fantastic tho! All these big boobs make me jelly.

Ahldagor
06-07-2013, 01:18 PM
Man.. I cant wait to get my tits done.. my ass is fantastic tho! All these big boobs make me jelly.

going proportionate? good ass is best though.

FoxxHound
06-07-2013, 01:40 PM
Ahldagor knows what's up with his traps~

katrik
06-07-2013, 02:30 PM
I'm petite, and that won't change.. So more boob. I'm at about a natural B.. I want D's.

nuglord
06-07-2013, 04:50 PM
soundcloud.com/runthetrap

Kagatob
06-30-2013, 03:56 AM
http://img1.ak.crunchyroll.com/i/spire4/37cced38037ac3de7e94eb1514457a661225666393_full.pn g

KessonDaslef
06-30-2013, 04:22 AM
Just an F.Y.I. she's 14 and depicted as such... :p



pedophile

Ryba
06-30-2013, 01:34 PM
Bardalicious and Daldolma logicked the shit out of this thread but alas, our heroes were up against a crusade so steeped in righteous victimhood that there was never any hope of peaceful resolution.

What would we have to swear to in order to convince you that very few people around here give a shit what gets you off, and what is really annoying is your constantly shining a light into the closet expecting to find all your opponents there? Why do so many lgbt people try to position themselves as clear-eyed ultra-realists in arguments, as though their sexual experiences come with logic superpowers? Just because Puritanical gender dichotomies are wrong, doesn't mean you get to obnoxiously equivocate every distinction into gray meaninglessness from your throne of "I-fuck-dudes, therefore-I-get-it."

People who disagree with you are not automatically your closed-minded father yelling at you while your mom weeps. Your agenda is written on your sleeve and it makes you ultra bad at debate.

Alawen
06-30-2013, 02:08 PM
Logical argument is sound and valid only if the premises are true. The topics of biological sex, gender identity, and sexuality in general are finally coming to light under scientific investigation after centuries of Victorian taboo. You, along with Bardalicious and Daldolma, are approaching this subject from an unexamined perspective which leads you to simplified opinions which exclude a statistically significant percentage of human population. That is not science. Masculinity and femininity, like most human attributes, apparently follow a normal distribution. Outliers are part of the curve in both biology and psychology, not distinct from it.

At a personal level, I identify as heterosexual and I've never had a significant homosexual experience, but I've had a crush on David Bowie for decades. I'm also attracted to Wilson Jermaine Heredia who played Angel in Rent, as well as Carla Gay, a very curvy tgirl I met in San Francisco. Does this make me homosexual? I tend to think of myself as about 90% heterosexual. What would I do if I met an amazing, sexy person who was interested in me, but happened to have a penis? I really can't say. Attraction, sex, and love are not easily categorized.

On a side note, I'm really curious when HBB switched sides on this. I wonder if it's related to either education or personal experience. Maybe both.

Daldolma
06-30-2013, 02:29 PM
i don't remember what i said in this thread but i assume i was in fact correct

Alawen
06-30-2013, 02:35 PM
You proposed a false dichotomy with no evidence and stated it as fact. It was very half-assed. When did your posts lose their capitalization, punctuation, variety of vocabulary, and complexity? I didn't always agree with your old posts, but I usually found them worth reading. Now they're typically vapid and banal.

Ryba
06-30-2013, 02:39 PM
You, along with Bardalicious and Daldolma, are approaching this subject from an unexamined perspective which leads you to simplified opinions which exclude a statistically significant percentage of human population. That is not science. Masculinity and femininity, like most human attributes, apparently follow a normal distribution. Outliers are part of the curve in both biology and psychology, not distinct from it.


Rhetorical questions here, please don't bother answering as you are afflicted with the same myopia as the rest of the faux-progressive pseudo-intellectual white knights grandstanding in this thread.

Other than you just not liking the cut of my jib, why would my perspective be "unexamined" and yours well-considered?

Who have I "excluded" from anything?

When did I make any scientific claims?

Do you realize that normal distributions allow for very few outliers? Gaussian curves imply a smooth gradient, not a significant number of outliers. I agree there is a spectrum of sexuality, but I do not agree that it follows a normal distribution or that it fails to include some pretty wild and populous extremes. The evidence that men are generally attracted to pussy to the point of preoccupation is everywhere. There is a massive genetic bias toward heterosexuality, but pointing this is out is not a de facto attack on any of the shit that you like, and it does nothing to limit the variety of sex/gender identities.

I know you wish I would dehumanize you so you could talk to me like I'm right-wing scum, but it isn't going to happen. You get equal respect from me until you start witch-hunting.

Alawen
06-30-2013, 02:54 PM
Neither of your rants include any facts or reasoning. Your first post can be summarized as, "Just because we're partly wrong doesn't mean we're completely wrong!" LGBT issues are a constant topic on RnF? What?

You start your second rant with absurd hyperbole in an apparent attempt to stereotype and dismiss anyone who disagrees with you. You go on to replace my discrete terms masculinity and femininity with the term sexuality in order to set up a straw man to knock down with your unnecessary demonstration that you know what normal distribution means. You continue to equate small numbers with zero.

You're right about one thing, though: your posts are devoid of science.

Daldolma
06-30-2013, 03:10 PM
You proposed a false dichotomy with no evidence and stated it as fact. It was very half-assed. When did your posts lose their capitalization, punctuation, variety of vocabulary, and complexity? I didn't always agree with your old posts, but I usually found them worth reading. Now they're typically vapid and banal.

don't think i did. i think i provided standard definitions for sexuality and acknowledged that heterosexuality and homosexuality are not in any way mutually exclusive and do, in fact, overlap in many instances. essentially i allowed for exactly what you said above when you estimated your own sexuality as 90% hetero.

all i did was extract gender from the discussion. gender is a social construct; it is not a consideration when discussing hetero or homo sexuality. everything you've stated has matched that framework, particularly when you reference attraction to a transgender female as an example of homosexual attraction. HBB would argue that is an example of heterosexuality.

Alawen
06-30-2013, 03:24 PM
I need time to think about this. More later.

Bardalicious
06-30-2013, 03:27 PM
This thread and Alawens posts, after scientific reasoning and logical deduction, can be estimated to be around 97.8% homosexual in nature.

Bardalicious
06-30-2013, 03:31 PM
Oh, perhaps Kagatob and the rest of the internet-crawling tranny lovers should stop watching so much guy-on-girl porn. Seeing that much dick, even if it is entering into a vagina, while pleasuring yourself or associating it with pleasurable thoughts, can not be healthy.

Maybe that's why you feel the need to lust after a person that represents both the female and male spectrum, as is the case in standard porn videos.

Inb4 I don't watch porn :rolleyes:

JurisDictum
06-30-2013, 03:36 PM
It's not gay unless you are catching. Doing to he pitching is completely hetrosexual. This point is explained quite well by big Bob.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hne5a_jkdyw

Ryba
06-30-2013, 03:38 PM
You made a specific claim: that masculinity and femininity follow a normal distribution. Show me the science behind this, Mr. Science, or come off your high horse.

And if you would like to replace my term "sexuality" with your preferred terms "masculinity/femininity," go for it. You will find the meaning of my post unchanged.

Ubiquitous ambiguity is as much of an oversimplification as non-overlapping masculine/feminine categories. The world is complicated and there's room for lots of opinions, but this thread is full of career underdogs. I expect most people here have very similar and "liberal" views on this topic, but are unable to pass up the opportunity for a joke or to posture as open-minded intellectuals.

Alawen
06-30-2013, 04:00 PM
This thread and Alawens posts, after scientific reasoning and logical deduction, can be estimated to be around 97.8% homosexual in nature.

You trash your own credibility whenever you use homosexual as an implied or explicit insult.

Alawen
06-30-2013, 05:16 PM
You made a specific claim: that masculinity and femininity follow a normal distribution. Show me the science behind this, Mr. Science, or come off your high horse.

And if you would like to replace my term "sexuality" with your preferred terms "masculinity/femininity," go for it. You will find the meaning of my post unchanged.

Ubiquitous ambiguity is as much of an oversimplification as non-overlapping masculine/feminine categories. The world is complicated and there's room for lots of opinions, but this thread is full of career underdogs. I expect most people here have very similar and "liberal" views on this topic, but are unable to pass up the opportunity for a joke or to posture as open-minded intellectuals.

The earliest study I know of, by Alfred Kinsey, Wardell Pomeroy, and Clyde Martin, dates from the late 1940s. "Males do not represent two discrete populations, heterosexual and homosexual. The world is not to be divided into sheep and goats. It is a fundamental of taxonomy that nature rarely deals with discrete categories ... The living world is a continuum in each and every one of its aspects." The fact that you are not aware of this well-known and fundamental literature indicates that you speak from a position of near complete ignorance on sexuality. As I stated earlier, logical arguments cannot be valid and sound without true premises.

This will be the only time I indulge your demand for citation. Educate yourself; it's not my job.

Kagatob
06-30-2013, 05:40 PM
Inb4 I don't watch porn :rolleyes:

Are camwhores porn?

Is reading porn watching porn?

If my girlfriend sends me a pic/vid of herself toying around, is that porn?

What if said toy was that cute lady we met at that convention would that make it porn?

The above questions are not rhetorical, I'm aware that some/all can easily be answered with 'yes' however I believe some/all are subject to opinion. :)

Also if I do watch porn that contains a tranny I aim for ones where the tranny is fucking a girl because it's like lesbians going at it only with real penetration. Just saying.

Abacab-Godking
06-30-2013, 05:46 PM
Just an F.Y.I. she's 14 and depicted as such...


kagatob is a disgusting anime pedophile

Alawen
06-30-2013, 05:50 PM
don't think i did. i think i provided standard definitions for sexuality and acknowledged that heterosexuality and homosexuality are not in any way mutually exclusive and do, in fact, overlap in many instances. essentially i allowed for exactly what you said above when you estimated your own sexuality as 90% hetero.

all i did was extract gender from the discussion. gender is a social construct; it is not a consideration when discussing hetero or homo sexuality. everything you've stated has matched that framework, particularly when you reference attraction to a transgender female as an example of homosexual attraction. HBB would argue that is an example of heterosexuality.

I do a lot of my best thinking in the shower, so I had a long shower and gave your ideas some thought.

In terms of definitions, homosexual and heterosexual are a little difficult. Both terms are used as both adjectives and nouns. Some acts are easy to classify with those adjectives. Others are more difficult. What is it if someone's hot girlfriend straps on a huge dildo and fucks him in the ass? What if a cute tgirl has complete sexual reassignment surgery and then she and I hook up? What if I don't know about the reassignment? What if she gives me head before the surgery and I don't know?

Used as nouns, the terms are even more difficult. By stating that they're non-exclusive, you seem to step right into the gray area you were determined to avoid. I'm a straight male. I'm also a little gay. What does that even mean? I haven't even touched on the ambiguities of biological outliers. What if I have sex with a hermaphrodite, but avoid contact with the penis? What if I used to have sex with a tgirl, but before and since only had female partners? What if I masturbated with my buddy when I was 12? What if he touched my penis? What if I touched his?

Language is a living thing. Meanings change over time. Some concepts are even lost completely. I think both of these terms are going through tremendous changes right now, and I think the changes in public opinion about things like pride parades and gay marriage reflect those societal and linguistic changes.

The American Psychological Association, the California Psychological Association, the American Psychiatric Association, and the National Association of Social Workers filed this brief (http://www.courts.ca.gov/documents/Amer_Psychological_Assn_Amicus_Curiae_Brief.pdf) supporting the challenges to Proposition 8 in California and discussed the temporal and contextual nature of these issues in great detail. This is not fringe thinking. It is mainstream science.

My personal speculation is that this is all happening because we are finally departing the blindness and ignorance of Victorian Christianity. It's about fucking time.

Alawen
06-30-2013, 05:53 PM
3+ years later, Alawen still confirmed neckbeard loser.

Your garbage Alawen and you'll always be garbage; why don't you come at me bro when alter-gate opens up? I'll pop your right in the gabber m8.

Out of nowhere, double post from Abacab to me. Kisses right back to you, sweetie. I bet your skinny little ass would be a tight delight. Too bad you're ugly and you look like you stink. I'm sure your band has done big things, honey.

Alawen
06-30-2013, 06:01 PM
It's nice to see that the entitled little bitch routine hasn't changed. Enjoy your experience grind and shit-talking about how badass you're going to be some day in a game that doesn't exist. Gotta go now, dear, glad to know you're still thinking of me.

Cecily
06-30-2013, 06:05 PM
I'm sorry I called you an asshole. I don't think you are anymore.

Daldolma
06-30-2013, 07:14 PM
I do a lot of my best thinking in the shower, so I had a long shower and gave your ideas some thought.

In terms of definitions, homosexual and heterosexual are a little difficult. Both terms are used as both adjectives and nouns. Some acts are easy to classify with those adjectives. Others are more difficult. What is it if someone's hot girlfriend straps on a huge dildo and fucks him in the ass? What if a cute tgirl has complete sexual reassignment surgery and then she and I hook up? What if I don't know about the reassignment? What if she gives me head before the surgery and I don't know?

Used as nouns, the terms are even more difficult. By stating that they're non-exclusive, you seem to step right into the gray area you were determined to avoid. I'm a straight male. I'm also a little gay. What does that even mean? I haven't even touched on the ambiguities of biological outliers. What if I have sex with a hermaphrodite, but avoid contact with the penis? What if I used to have sex with a tgirl, but before and since only had female partners? What if I masturbated with my buddy when I was 12? What if he touched my penis? What if I touched his?

Language is a living thing. Meanings change over time. Some concepts are even lost completely. I think both of these terms are going through tremendous changes right now, and I think the changes in public opinion about things like pride parades and gay marriage reflect those societal and linguistic changes.

The American Psychological Association, the California Psychological Association, the American Psychiatric Association, and the National Association of Social Workers filed this brief (http://www.courts.ca.gov/documents/Amer_Psychological_Assn_Amicus_Curiae_Brief.pdf) supporting the challenges to Proposition 8 in California and discussed the temporal and contextual nature of these issues in great detail. This is not fringe thinking. It is mainstream science.

My personal speculation is that this is all happening because we are finally departing the blindness and ignorance of Victorian Christianity. It's about fucking time.

i'm fine with all of this. i'm not insisting upon binary classification. i'm insisting upon the irrelevance of gender in the application of terms that do not provide for the consideration of gender. your hypotheticals prove that such terms are narrow-minded, or at least non-comprehensive. i don't disagree. we can both eagerly await more accurate terminology to describe the world's myriad sexual appetites. in the mean time, the definitions of homosexual and heterosexual are not malleable to the whims of RnF posters and the ambiguities invited by such terms are not easily reconciled

Alawen
06-30-2013, 07:28 PM
You're still mad about Big Abacab training lavacrawlers on you 3 years ago, let it go bro no one even camps FG's anymore.

Sounds vaguely familiar. What I vividly recall is you training EC tunnel until you got yourself banned and then whining and crying and begging to get your character back for months and months on end. One of my buddies was dumb enough to give you his info and you got his character banned, too.

I also remember pictures of a scrawny rat boy and some unlistenable music.

Alawen
06-30-2013, 07:29 PM
I'm sorry I called you an asshole. I don't think you are anymore.

If you mean me, I appreciate the sentiment, but I can definitely be an asshole. I try to behave myself but I don't always succeed. When the mud starts flying, I often start throwing it back.

Alawen
06-30-2013, 08:05 PM
Who haven't I gotten banned?

Your balls probably dropped off during that year-long crying fit, leaving you without testosterone.

Hasbinbad
06-30-2013, 08:10 PM
I try to behave myself but deep down I'm really an internet badass, so I don't always succeed. When the mud starts flying, I often start trying to convince younger, smarter people that I'm cultured and mature by throwing it back.

Hasbinbad
06-30-2013, 08:11 PM
I take the above back because this:
Your balls probably dropped off during that year-long crying fit, leaving you without testosterone.
..is actually pretty funny.

Alawen
06-30-2013, 08:12 PM
I don't think I have ever once in my life tried to convince anyone of my maturity.

Hasbinbad
06-30-2013, 08:26 PM
maybe not consciously, but surely that is one of the main imperatives of your subconscious. you constantly point out the maturity faults of others.

Alawen
06-30-2013, 08:59 PM
That's a somewhat interesting observation. When I have more time in a couple weeks, I'll go back and consider how I express myself here.

I am generally most interested in ideas and discussing those ideas. I find that people often take it personally when I critique their arguments, but I almost never intend those posts as character attacks. I think my character attacks are pretty obvious and generally offered quid pro quo. I've been pretty insulting to you lately because your posts so often include generic name calling.

I try to avoid references to past demonstrations of personality faults and I am somewhat annoyed when someone wants to interact at that level. When the whole forum degenerates to that, I usually take a break for weeks or months. I've found RnF much more interesting lately, which is why I've been posting fairly often. I find picking on Kagatob about anime really uninteresting. He and I often don't get along, and he's obviously biting at the melodrama, but it holds no interest for me at all. I'll trade a few barbs with people like Chest or Visceral, but it gets dull very quickly.

Hasbinbad
06-30-2013, 10:37 PM
i apologize for any ad hominem i may have levelled at you or anyone else, they are purely for lulz or emphasis. i don't know any of you irl and i shouldn't judge.

except karsten.

Daldolma
06-30-2013, 10:42 PM
i try not to let the fact that hbb is wrong about everything political, religious, and economic interfere with my evaluation of his character

katrik
06-30-2013, 11:20 PM
Oooh..! are we talking about hot traps again?

Daldolma
06-30-2013, 11:26 PM
no

Bardalicious
06-30-2013, 11:59 PM
Alawen confirmed still trying to crusade in this thread.

You're not impressing anyone. If you need a sound board to "further consider and discuss" important matters in your life such as cock-wielding females, perhaps you should hire a councilor or therapist.

Fuck man, c'mon. The whole routine is growing tiresome. I used to give you the benefit of the doubt and actually read through your shit til I realized it was all the same recycled garbage. Have to agree with HBB for once in my entire history of posting here and say you are simply on a crusade to prove your maturity and intellectual prowess to us lesser-fortunate and under-educated peasants.

Go join a fucking book club or knitting group to air your salty vagina at, because this has grown pathetic.

Bardalicious
07-01-2013, 12:03 AM
It's like some sad 3-year-long midlife crisis that hasn't lost any momentum.

Kagatob
07-01-2013, 12:04 AM
To be fair even though Alawen comes off as a total aspie dick 1/3 of the time, the rest of the time he's generally logical and agreeable.

Alawen
07-01-2013, 12:16 AM
Alawen confirmed still trying to crusade in this thread.

You're not impressing anyone. If you need a sound board to "further consider and discuss" important matters in your life such as cock-wielding females, perhaps you should hire a councilor or therapist.

Fuck man, c'mon. The whole routine is growing tiresome. I used to give you the benefit of the doubt and actually read through your shit til I realized it was all the same recycled garbage. Have to agree with HBB for once in my entire history of posting here and say you are simply on a crusade to prove your maturity and intellectual prowess to us lesser-fortunate and under-educated peasants.

Go join a fucking book club or knitting group to air your salty vagina at, because this has grown pathetic.

You definitely don't have any issues with sexuality. Very well-adjusted.

Hasbinbad
07-01-2013, 12:26 AM
busting out knuckle babies to visual novels

Hasbinbad
07-01-2013, 12:26 AM
ok abacab i will unblock u on facebook if u promise to keep being funny like this

Hasbinbad
07-01-2013, 12:27 AM
but u need to behave when u post on my wall

Kagatob
07-01-2013, 12:47 AM
Shut up, you're not even paying attention you're too busy busting out knuckle babies to visual novels

Aside from Katawa Shoujo (which was made in USA), I've never actually played any VNs so nice try?

Alawen
07-01-2013, 01:07 AM
It's like some sad 3-year-long midlife crisis that hasn't lost any momentum.

First, I have a question. Why is it that you can't seem to express yourself without using some slur about gender, race, sexual preference, sex organs? Do you honestly think you are making a relevant point when you declare one of my posts to be gay?

Looking back, you seem to have had yourself all whipped up in this thread long before I posted anything. From what I can tell, what really pissed you off is that I derailed your attempt to establish some pseudo-facts about sex and gender. You want to shred my argument, but lacking anything substantial, you resort to slurs and name calling. When you call me homosexual or a vagina, it doesn't take anything away from me. It just makes you look ignorant.

I speak from a position of assuming that most of the people on this board played on live, no longer live with their parents, have some life experience, are in their 30s or 40s. I assume that most finished high school and a significant number have some college, a certificate or a degree. In short, I assume you are adults and I attempt to address you as such. Sure, there are some kids, but this isn't a message game for a newly released game. They're a small part of this population.

I see no justification to ever call anyone a ******, a faggot, a retard, a cunt, or any other attempt at a hurtful slur. That isn't maturity; it's decency. If you didn't learn that when you were 5 or 10, now is a great time for it. It's really your choice. If you want to be treated with respect, act like it. If not, expect to be grouped with the fools. If you don't like what I post, put me on ignore.

Daldolma
07-01-2013, 01:20 AM
I speak from a position of assuming that most of the people on this board played on live, no longer live with their parents, have some life experience, are in their 30s or 40s. I assume that most finished high school and a significant number have some college, a certificate or a degree. In short, I assume you are adults and I attempt to address you as such.

willing to bet anything that vast majority of RnF population does not meet at least 1 of your criteria for adulthood

Kagatob
07-01-2013, 01:28 AM
For once I (partially) agree with Daldollama. Thesaurical addiction does not equate to or in most cases even allude to intelligence.

Daldolma
07-01-2013, 01:29 AM
altho i do. i was master researcher fazooley on live, i live alone w my cats edgar allen and poe, i have life experience in the firearms industry (was also a neighborhood patrolman), and i graduated from local seminary with a certificate in medieval theology. i turn 44 in november

Alawen
07-01-2013, 01:33 AM
I have never before seen thesaurus made into an adjective. I didn't know the term cis before today, either. I'm not sure I'll use either, but I like knowing them.

Alawen
07-01-2013, 01:37 AM
altho i do. i was master researcher fazooley on live, i live alone w my cats edgar allen and poe, i have life experience in the firearms industry (was also a neighborhood patrolman), and i graduated from local seminary with a certificate in medieval theology. i turn 44 in november

Not sure if serious! Will need evidence--please post picture of cats.

Kagatob
07-01-2013, 01:38 AM
i graduated from local seminary with a certificate in medieval theology. i turn 44 in november

If serious, this explains it all. ;)

Daldolma
07-01-2013, 01:42 AM
i do not use photography on sundays and anyway edgar allen is already in his pajamas

will update with pictures at a later date

Hasbinbad
07-01-2013, 02:24 AM
I see no justification to ever call anyone a ******, a faggot, a retard, a cunt, or any other attempt at a hurtful slur.
I like your spirit but you need to be more specific. I just learned about a subsection of gay people that call themselves faggots, and will get upset with you if you try and euphemise it as "gay or whatever" because that is not how they identify. Also, blacks and west coast chinese use ****** in vernacular. Identify the oppressor group when you make statements like that..
I see no justification for whitey to ever call anyone a ******, a faggot, a retard, a cunt, or any other attempt at a hurtful slur.
whitey, of course, representing bardalicious / daldoma / kobatog / harry / etc.

Hasbinbad
07-01-2013, 02:26 AM
oh, and you and i, etc..

your and my use is also an exception, academic discussion of the words and their use

Hasbinbad
07-01-2013, 02:29 AM
i graduated from local seminary
Is that like storytime for 6 years?

Kagatob
07-01-2013, 03:59 AM
http://triwi.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/bridget.jpg
I suck at fighting games though. :o

Bardalicious
07-01-2013, 05:16 AM
First, I have a question. Why is it that you can't seem to express yourself without using some slur about gender, race, sexual preference, sex organs? Do you honestly think you are making a relevant point when you declare one of my posts to be gay?

Looking back, you seem to have had yourself all whipped up in this thread long before I posted anything. From what I can tell, what really pissed you off is that I derailed your attempt to establish some pseudo-facts about sex and gender. You want to shred my argument, but lacking anything substantial, you resort to slurs and name calling. When you call me homosexual or a vagina, it doesn't take anything away from me. It just makes you look ignorant.

I speak from a position of assuming that most of the people on this board played on live, no longer live with their parents, have some life experience, are in their 30s or 40s. I assume that most finished high school and a significant number have some college, a certificate or a degree. In short, I assume you are adults and I attempt to address you as such. Sure, there are some kids, but this isn't a message game for a newly released game. They're a small part of this population.

I see no justification to ever call anyone a ******, a faggot, a retard, a cunt, or any other attempt at a hurtful slur. That isn't maturity; it's decency. If you didn't learn that when you were 5 or 10, now is a great time for it. It's really your choice. If you want to be treated with respect, act like it. If not, expect to be grouped with the fools. If you don't like what I post, put me on ignore.


And again, you're trying WAY too hard to come across as having superior intelligence. The fact that I choose to swear or use slurs to express myself does not demean my arguments or statements. You've been coming here and posting on a disgustingly regular basis, preaching the same tired rhetoric in an attempt to degrade and dismiss other posters.

Take a fucking break dude. We're not your support group.

Kagatob
07-01-2013, 06:46 AM
Spock: Your use of language has altered since our arrival. It is currently laced with, shall I say, more colorful metaphors-- "Double dumb-ass on you" and so forth.
Kirk: You mean the profanity?
Spock: Yes.
Kirk: That's simply the way they talk here. Nobody pays any attention to you unless you swear every other word. You'll find it in all the literature of the period.
Spock: For example?
Kirk: [thinks] Oh, the complete works of Jacqueline Susann, the novels of Harold Robbins....
Spock: Ah... The giants.

Alawen
07-01-2013, 07:02 AM
And again, you're trying WAY too hard to come across as having superior intelligence. The fact that I choose to swear or use slurs to express myself does not demean my arguments or statements. You've been coming here and posting on a disgustingly regular basis, preaching the same tired rhetoric in an attempt to degrade and dismiss other posters.

Take a fucking break dude. We're not your support group.

Wow. I don't even know where to begin with the latest heap of steaming shit you call a post.

I guess I start with "trying too hard." I hope you're wearing skinny jeans and a porkpie hat when you vomit up hipster trope like that. Wait, let me guess--it's ironic, right? Are you going to play some old school vinyl now?

Your next two sentences epitomize the absolute lack of coherency in your thinking. I am degrading you by telling you that your willful use of intentionally hurtful slurs is inappropriate and makes you look ignorant? You're really going to try to sell that?

Next, you want to try to combine me preaching with you being my support group. Are you clear on what a mixed metaphor is? I'll give you a hint: this is a great example. It makes no fucking sense because the two metaphors are completely contradictory.

For a grand finale, you slip into third person, as if you were recently elected to speak for the forum. The very essence of this forum is that no one speaks for anyone else. You're one guy. You speak for no one but yourself.

Your mind is overflowing with sloppy, reactive bullshit. Crawl back under your rock, you slimy little fuck. You get the last word now, because I won't spend another second replying to your tiny, tiny mind. I hope it makes you feel a little less degraded, victim.

Wotsirb401
07-01-2013, 09:20 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1j68JW5yao

Barkingturtle
07-01-2013, 09:56 AM
I speak from a position of assuming that most of the people on this board played on live, no longer live with their parents, have some life experience, are in their 30s or 40s. I assume that most finished high school and a significant number have some college, a certificate or a degree. In short, I assume you are adults and I attempt to address you as such. Sure, there are some kids, but this isn't a message game for a newly released game. They're a small part of this population.


You have wildly miscalculated the demographics of p99, imo. Originally I also assumed much as you do, but it's pretty clear what actually drives most people to play eqemu is the fact it's free -- not nostalgia. Thus we have the least literate, least mature forums I've ever pooped on. Here there be the painfully young, the terminally unemployed, the socially retarded. If you need a place to talk to fellow adults or even something as specific as fellow adult gamers or maybe the ludicrously selective group of adult gamers who preferred classic eq then I know a few but they are not here. This place is for the late-night gay porn and the mutilated babies. Expecting more is just inviting disappointment.

FoxxHound
07-01-2013, 10:04 AM
http://triwi.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/bridget.jpg
I suck at fighting games though. :o

I'd let Bridget do shtuff to me. Though I think one of my favorite people in GG was I-NO

Bardalicious
07-01-2013, 10:05 AM
Bla bla look at me I'm so prim and proper on the internets.

The fact that I could elicit such a heated response from someone that carries themselves with such a gleaming visage of maturity and superiority is RnF comedy gold.

How it is that you're comparing me to some hipster faggot (<-- used that just for you) is beyond my comprehension. "Trying too hard" is somehow an indicator of that? You're grasping as fucking straws and it's disgustingly pathetic.

I suggest you hit the back navigation button on your browser to read the title of this forum section once more. This is Rants and Flames. You do neither. You sound board your own pathetic ideals over an anonymous medium full of 14-year-strong elf sim burnouts that have nothing left in their life but to relive their sad childhood fantasies of being the best at a video game.

Back to hurtful slurs, though. Again, I'd like to point you to the title of this forum section. It's not Civil and Intellectual Debates, it's Rants and Fucking Flames. You seem to be the only weeping vagina that addresses posts and threads in such a holier-than-thou fashion.

I really enjoyed you going off about slipping into third person, as if you just stepped out of the web pages of some sad University of Phoenix Online psychologist degree. All over the simple phrase "We're not your support group". You're starting to slip, Alawen. The frustration is spewing out into your posts and it's fucking laughable.

Truth hurts, I guess. Stop being such a cunt if you can't handle the criticism. Your RnF posting habits are cheaper than therapy though, amirite? Have you graduated from making shitty paintings and sculptures and moved on to elf sim forum posts instead for your emotional and psychological release? Whatever does it for you I suppose. :o

Alawen
07-01-2013, 10:11 AM
You have wildly miscalculated the demographics of p99, imo. Originally I also assumed much as you do, but it's pretty clear what actually drives most people to play eqemu is the fact it's free -- not nostalgia. Thus we have the least literate, least mature forums I've ever pooped on. Here there be the painfully young, the terminally unemployed, the socially retarded. If you need a place to talk to fellow adults or even something as specific as fellow adult gamers or maybe the ludicrously selective group of adult gamers who preferred classic eq then I know a few but they are not here. This place is for the late-night gay porn and the mutilated babies. Expecting more is just inviting disappointment.

I wish I could disagree with you and Daldolma. I always used a litmus test for campaigns in marketing: if it's not interesting, funny, sexy, or cool, don't do it.

Where's the flush handle for this thing?

Cecily
07-01-2013, 10:12 AM
Send the poor people to red so that the ivory tower intellectual types can have the gentlemanly and civil discussions they so desperately desire.

This thread focused on a topic I find fascinating, transgender people and people's thoughts on that demographic. But you pretentious pricks take the most interesting subjects and turn them in to eye-glazing page filler. I hate you.

Hasbinbad
07-01-2013, 10:25 AM
this thread is SUPPOSED to be about MUSIC guys!!

diplo
07-01-2013, 10:31 AM
LUMINOX is the future of trap muzaq.

Daldolma
07-01-2013, 12:54 PM
this thread was supposed to be about my fake cats edgar allen and poe

Alawen
07-01-2013, 02:42 PM
How could you lie about kitties? :(

Ahldagor
07-01-2013, 03:50 PM
http://tenealewilliams.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/back-on-track.gif


http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j262/darkchimeraa/BaileyJay.jpg


http://cdn.ts-baileyjay.com/pics/07.jpg

https://s3.amazonaws.com/lecs-community-secondlife/9843_LinetrapGender.jpg

Alawen
07-01-2013, 07:43 PM
I was looking at pictures from the SF pride parade and I got a little misty eyed. They're all so happy about the end of DOMA and Proposition 8.

Love won.

katrik
07-01-2013, 09:16 PM
ehh.. why not.
http://i.imgur.com/XxZuZh2.jpg

gotrocks
07-01-2013, 10:25 PM
T.I. and the album he did trap muzik

oh, are these not the same things?

gotrocks
07-01-2013, 10:28 PM
and how did this thread turn into a shitfest? do you just attract hate no matter what you post hbb? its like a talent.

^^ hi katrik

FoxxHound
07-02-2013, 12:11 AM
ehh.. why not.
http://i.imgur.com/XxZuZh2.jpg

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/images/300x/4742169.jpg

Hasbinbad
07-02-2013, 12:39 AM
do you just attract hate no matter what you post hbb? its like a talent.
Women love me; men hate me.

Hasbinbad
07-02-2013, 12:39 AM
Virility pheromones most liekly.

FoxxHound
07-02-2013, 12:40 AM
Women love me; men hate me.

What if we are indifferent? :eek:

Kagatob
07-02-2013, 12:44 AM
Women love me

https://loveisover.me/foolfuuka/boards/v/image/1367/52/1367529008939.gif

nuglord
07-02-2013, 06:09 PM
this thread fucking sucks. gimmie trap and gimmie it nao!