Bard BoTB a.k.a. Twainz 4th Place Out of 4

[Kraftwerk]

Such a great BoTB. Provided gems such as this:

http://i.imgur.com/ao7CC2I.jpg

[Nirgon]

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/981506816/h274054E9/

[nilbog]

If you hold down the ALT key and press O, the options menu will be displayed.

Clicking the 'Target Click Shows Help' button will untoggle the spam you experience.

[reddi lol]

So Twainz is officially the worst bard on the server

[Kraftwerk]

If you hold down the ALT key and press O, the options menu will be displayed.

Clicking the 'Target Click Shows Help' button will untoggle the spam you experience.

I love that spam. Reminds me of who I'm targetting in case I forget.

[heartbrand]

So Twainz is officially the worst bard on the server
So does that make lite second worst?

[heartbrand]

If you hold down the ALT key and press O, the options menu will be displayed.

Clicking the 'Target Click Shows Help' button will untoggle the spam you experience.

Nilbog showing people how a proper burn is applied with no wheelchairs or RL attacks needsed

[Sektor]

smiling hard right now

[Stinkum]

Nilbog showing people how a proper burn is applied with no wheelchairs or RL attacks needsed

relax kid, he was just being helpful not trying to burn anyone

[Kraftwerk]

relax kid, he was just being helpful not trying to burn anyone

I can admit when I got burned for having stupid options turned on. It was a subtle burn, but a burn nonetheless.

[Casey II]

Seriously, you need to uninstall if you don't know how to turn 'target window shows help' spam off.

[SamwiseRed]

hmm i hate to say but i think i have evidence thats shows twainz should have won. moral dilemma here because twainz has attempted to grief my alts any chance he gets and lite is a pal but at the same time my integrity is unmatched.

[tehruoh]

lite needs to delete his epic

[Supreme]

So Tune won...

Not sure the point of this thread..

[Sektor]

So Tune won...

Not sure the point of this thread..

The fact that Twainz has the biggest ego and talk's big is why this thread was made. This thread also tells us that Lite isn't as good as we thought he was.

[heartbrand]

Lite was never good, he was awful @ PVE constantly wiping all our raids and exp groups, was awful @ PVP and had terrible strategy, etc., etc., not sure where the Lite is good myth came from.

[Casey II]

Good enough to beat Twainz faggot ass. ho ho hoooo

[SamwiseRed]

WTS evidence that could overturn the twainz/lite winner in exchange for platinum pieces and fungi tunic.

[Num1RecommendedByDentists]

lite mechanically good player imo, didn't take my advice to just melee with epic + stuns

seems like tune was the only one going pure melee and he dominated every fight

[Tune]

lite mechanically good player imo, didn't take my advice to just melee with epic + stuns

seems like tune was the only one going pure melee and he dominated every fight

bumping this to make colgate look stupid

[Colgate]

i don't see how that makes me stupid

lite was new to eq in general still at that point and as such doesn't know what does/doesn't work

however he's always been better at everquest than you(and most other people) mechanically and now that he's gone through the motions of learning the game from a strategical standpoint i can safely claim that he's an all-around better player than you

you know that as well, which is why you dodged his 1v1 challenge and now cry about global /ooc because you look like a giant pussy in front of the whole server

[Lu|z Sect]

Tune still obese. Hour 22 in ghost town. Winner.

[Tune]

lol i didnt dodge shit dude

ur flat out wrong here on so many levels its scary

[Tune]

ill fight any1 when rules are stated, time and place agreed upon. and something at stake

[lite]

i don't see how that makes me stupid

lite was new to eq in general still at that point and as such doesn't know what does/doesn't work

however he's always been better at everquest than you(and most other people) mechanically and now that he's gone through the motions of learning the game from a strategical standpoint i can safely claim that he's an all-around better player than you

you know that as well, which is why you dodged his 1v1 challenge and now cry about global /ooc because you look like a giant pussy in front of the whole server


i'd like to add, I tried msging them to PVP with me as well. Twainz dodged me, Tune never answered, Dekadenz joked about the idea. I went into that match improvising what the 3 of them had already calculated with absolute certainty in the previous 2 weeks. I just used the strat that I had kicked Tune's ass all over Norrath with, that doesn't work so well with BoTB rules, and that's why he's dodging me.

[Lu|z Sect]

ill fight any1 when rules are stated, time and place agreed upon. and something at stake

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8a773f61E1rwcohno1_400.gif

[Colgate]

lol i didnt dodge shit dude

ur flat out wrong here on so many levels its scary

[Sat Sep 07 15:41:20 2013] Lite says out of character, 'sounds mad. ... GM DUel Tune ?'
[Sat Sep 07 15:42:14 2013] Tune says out of character, 'naw naw naw nothing to prove , mayweather doesnt fight any scrub'
[Sat Sep 07 15:42:25 2013] Tune says out of character, 'we fought 2 days ago u plugged'
[Sat Sep 07 15:42:29 2013] Lite says out of character, 'ok, when u ready to duel get at me.'
[Sat Sep 07 15:42:43 2013] Lite says out of character, 'or ... you could duel me ? and i could stream it ?'
[Sat Sep 07 15:42:48 2013] Lite says out of character, 'how you feel about that ?'
[Sat Sep 07 15:43:38 2013] Lite says out of character, 'but whats up tune ? Duel ? Gm sanctioned? I will stream.'
[Sat Sep 07 15:43:38 2013] Tune says out of character, 'NOW THE EXCUSES'
[Sat Sep 07 15:43:44 2013] Lite says out of character, '0 excuses, lets go ? u ready?'
[Sat Sep 07 15:43:47 2013] You say out of character, 'tune dodging'
[Sat Sep 07 15:43:51 2013] Lite says out of character, 'or do u have to log off and tend to RL stuff ?'
[Sat Sep 07 15:43:53 2013] Tune says out of character, 'cry more '
[Sat Sep 07 15:44:00 2013] You say out of character, 'tune has logged in over 2700 times from same computer and still afraid to duel'
[Sat Sep 07 15:44:00 2013] Lite says out of character, 'Confirmed Body not ready.'
[Sat Sep 07 15:44:03 2013] Tune says out of character, 'cry more '
[Sat Sep 07 15:44:17 2013] Lite says out of character, 'Want me to help you get to the arena ? I am sure Zade can get you here.'
[Sat Sep 07 15:44:20 2013] Tune says out of character, 'cry more '
[Sat Sep 07 15:44:37 2013] Lite says out of character, 'Zade, you'd assist Tune in getting to the arena right?'
[Sat Sep 07 15:44:39 2013] Tune says out of character, 'cry more '
[Sat Sep 07 15:45:10 2013] Zade says out of character, 'do i smell an honor duel?'
[Sat Sep 07 15:45:15 2013] Lite says out of character, 'apparently not...'
[Sat Sep 07 15:45:22 2013] Tune says out of character, 'tears are delicious'
[Sat Sep 07 15:45:29 2013] Tune says out of character, 'thank u'
[Sat Sep 07 15:45:36 2013] Lite says out of character, 'tsk tsk tsk.'
[Sat Sep 07 15:45:55 2013] Lite says out of character, '/who all Lite...Ready.'
[Sat Sep 07 15:46:08 2013] Lite says out of character, 'will not participate without trak teeth, sad and bad.'
[Sat Sep 07 15:46:40 2013] Lite says out of character, 'Twitch.tv/veeshaneq ... Tune Vs Lite. ... if you can get him some courage to fight me.'
[Sat Sep 07 15:46:46 2013] Tune says out of character, 'ur tears are put into my IV bag , they sustain me and give me life'
[Sat Sep 07 15:46:58 2013] Lite says out of character, 'Zade I am sorry, I tried.'
[Sat Sep 07 15:47:07 2013] Lite says out of character, 'Sorry Zade :('
[Sat Sep 07 15:47:25 2013] Lite says out of character, 'I tried.'
[Sat Sep 07 15:47:36 2013] Jeterezpas says out of character, 'i dont see why Tune wont fight Lite'
[Sat Sep 07 15:47:38 2013] Lite says out of character, 'I think Salem and Twainz have a bit more balls, I will get you that Duel.. Zade'
[Sat Sep 07 15:47:43 2013] Jeterezpas says out of character, 'what the hell matters?'
[Sat Sep 07 15:48:11 2013] Tune says out of character, 'cuz theres no rules , none enforced'
[Sat Sep 07 15:48:45 2013] Tune says out of character, 'why dont u twitch our fights in DL and nek forrest scrub'
[Sat Sep 07 15:48:55 2013] Zade says out of character, 'you make your own rules in honorduels :P'
[Sat Sep 07 15:49:02 2013] Lite says out of character, 'Tune ... Why dont I stream our duel RIGHT NOW instead? '
[Sat Sep 07 15:49:13 2013] Tune says out of character, 'its already up there'
[Sat Sep 07 15:49:25 2013] Lite says out of character, 'Tune ... Why dont I stream our duel RIGHT NOW instead? '
[Sat Sep 07 15:49:38 2013] Lite says out of character, 'Twitch.tv/veeshaneq ... Tune Vs Lite. ... if you can get him some courage to fight me.'
[Sat Sep 07 15:49:49 2013] Tune says out of character, 'no rules anything goes? lol ur high kid'

logged off after this, looks like a dodge to me

[Silikten]

As much as people hate tune. He is, gear permitting, the best pvp bard on the server. I can attest to that on many occasions. Deka 2nd, Lite, third. Twainz doesnt even make the list.


-Singing

[Lu|z Sect]

http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s232/pahonigman/reallyfatguitar.jpg

[Tune]

i'd like to add, I tried msging them to PVP with me as well. Twainz dodged me, Tune never answered, Dekadenz joked about the idea. I went into that match improvising what the 3 of them had already calculated with absolute certainty in the previous 2 weeks. I just used the strat that I had kicked Tune's ass all over Norrath with, that doesn't work so well with BoTB rules, and that's why he's dodging me.

Tune Nihilum Lite Azrael 0 The Arena 6/1/2013 2:36:03 PM
Tune Nihilum Lite Azrael 2 Skyfire Mountains 5/31/2013 9:23:19 PM
Tune Nihilum Lite Azrael 3 Dreadlands 5/31/2013 4:41:45 PM


oh yeah ur kicking my ass i got u 3-0

dude ur with -8 points as a bard ur garbage

[Colgate]

Tune Nihilum Lite Azrael 0 The Arena 6/1/2013 2:36:03 PM
Tune Nihilum Lite Azrael 2 Skyfire Mountains 5/31/2013 9:23:19 PM
Tune Nihilum Lite Azrael 3 Dreadlands 5/31/2013 4:41:45 PM


oh yeah ur kicking my ass i got u 3-0

dude ur with -8 points as a bard ur garbage

not everyone zones into howling stones twice a day to kill one guy 4boxing over and over while gate potting the moment you take damage

if you're so much better, why are you such a dodging pussy?

[Tune]

not dodging i said my terms

[Colgate]

don't see how your terms were violated last time

time: right after sk/cleric botb
where: arena
rules: none
stakes: pissing contest

you still dodged even with zade present

[Colgate]

p.s. you're a gigantic pussy

[Syft]

ps colgate still unemployed

^I made this account a few days ago so I could flame people on forums without them knowing what a suck player I am.

http://img.pandawhale.com/39871-NPH-thumbs-up-3Xhe.gif

[Lu|z Sect]

http://i1009.photobucket.com/albums/af216/Jaysauras/best_guy_ever.jpg?t=1266563621

[Tune]

lite mechanically good player imo, didn't take my advice to just melee with epic + stuns

seems like tune was the only one going pure melee and he dominated every fight

you hear that?

PURE MELEE BOYS

colgate dumb as fuck

[Tune]

PURE MELEE BROS

[Colgate]

pure melee = epic + weapon offhand as opposed to instruments and trying something like chant kiting, not "hurr he meleed and didn't use any songs"

not sure if serious or dumb

[Bulletproofx]

Why dont you quit worry about tune v lite and worry about bulletproofx v colgate?

[Lu|z Sect]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqdg4glaXN1qdt1pjo1_500.jpg

[Colgate]

i did once, er, twelve times, you dodged hard every time

not going to waste my time seeking you out for a 1v1 anymore; you're just going to dodge, break the rules, or make up excuses as to why you shouldn't delete your character afterward

i have nothing to prove as i have handily beaten players better than you on a consistent basis and everyone knows it, hell, you're so bad as to let me root you to death on a naked portbot

everyone, including many people in nihilum that i've spoken to, thinks that you're obnoxious with some sort of clear mental handicap

[Bulletproofx]

Fight or troll fairy

[Colgate]

logged on just now, didn't see you online, time officially wasted

congrats

[Bulletproofx]

LOL you would log on while I'm smoking. Logging on now son

[Lu|z Sect]

http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/606/490/a70.jpg

[Sektor]

Colgate gonna bring that minty white freshness onto bullets grill hehe

[Colgate]

duel isn't happening

bulletproofx refuses to fight if there are sow or jboots involved

waste of time, guy's a pussy and doesn't want to joust

might as well stand there not moving with auto attack on ya know?

[Bulletproofx]

duel isn't happening

bulletproofx refuses to fight if there are sow or jboots involved

waste of time, guy's a pussy and doesn't want to joust

might as well stand there not moving with auto attack on ya know?

LOL you need something to help you run from this ass whipping. Jboots are fine, no sow though. BTW why do you log on to duel me if you only have 15 mins? Takes you longer than that to run and regen...

[Colgate]

my terms:
IFS only
spirit of wolf only
no clickies of any sort
no disciplines
best 3 out of 5
loser deletes character on FRAPS along with all items including droppables

straight up joust, however bulletproofx refuses and does not want to joust:
http://i.imgur.com/5ragtqv.png

[Colgate]

forgot to add in, no ranged weapons

[Bulletproofx]

Stupidest terms ever considering there is no one to enforce character deletion. You know you won't delete colgate, that title means too much bro. The rest of your terms are pretty stupid too but not going to pick them apart atm. I thought you had to go to "class". Guess class is code for forums...

[Nirgon]

Knows he will lose I guess.

And... same as when Colgate wins... you realize if you won and Colgate didn't delete I'd flame him for having no honor? Yes?

Put up our shut up.

[Bulletproofx]

Knows he will lose I guess.

And... same as when Colgate wins... you realize if you won and Colgate didn't delete I'd flame him for having no honor? Yes?

Put up our shut up.

Who cares about being "flamed"? Are you dense or stupid? I'm not agreeing to anything that can't be GM enforced. If you want terms then this is will 100% official. If not then anything goes imo

[Nirgon]

Who cares if people think you are a scared bitch? You'll just reply anyways with tough talk.

Lul.

[Stasis01]

Why would you want no jboots/sow for the duel Bullet? His terms seem pretty straight up.

Character deletion won't happen though, just the shame is good.

[Nirgon]

Says he would wreck Colgate -> doesn't show up to fight
Self proclaimed (all damn day) internet bad ass -> doesn't care what people think

smh

[Bulletproofx]

Once again I'm fine with Jboots. Don't try to play me with that "i need sow" bullshit. Only thing he needs it for is so he can run and regen. Jboots and platform only solves that bullshit

[wikileaksp99]

Colgate LOL no sow/jboots 9/12/2013 12:59:11
Colgate are you fucking retarded? 9/12/2013 12:59:15 PM
Colgate there's no jousting to be had with no sow/jboots 9/12/2013 12:59:22 PM

Bulletproofx you know what? jboots are fine son 9/12/2013 1:14:27 PM

my terms:
IFS only
spirit of wolf only
no clickies of any sort
no disciplines
best 3 out of 5
loser deletes character on FRAPS along with all items including droppables



All i see is Colgate keeps changing the rules so that he can keep ducking Bulletproofx and pretending he's the one being ducked.

[Nirgon]

Yeah jboots / arena platform sounds fine to me mang

[Sektor]

Yeah jboots / arena platform sounds fine to me mang

[Bulletproofx]

Colgate LOL no sow/jboots 9/12/2013 12:59:11
Colgate are you fucking retarded? 9/12/2013 12:59:15 PM
Colgate there's no jousting to be had with no sow/jboots 9/12/2013 12:59:22 PM

Bulletproofx you know what? jboots are fine son 9/12/2013 1:14:27 PM




All i see is Colgate keeps changing the rules so that he can keep ducking Bulletproofx and pretending he's the one being ducked.

My point exactly. Offer is on the table and I won't muddy up other people's threads anymore. Or he can come see me in game. Tooth fairy's are supposed to get teeth, right?

[Something'Witty]

Too many conditions, just fight.

[wikileaksp99]

Colgate stock plummeting.

[Bulletproofx]

Says he would wreck Colgate -> doesn't show up to fight
Self proclaimed (all damn day) internet bad ass -> doesn't care what people think

smh

Nirgon are you fucking stupid? Never once did I claim to be an "internet bad ass". I just know a scrub when I see one and Colgate doesn't want to fight me. No loss on my part. Who are you anyways? Just another forum troll? Stfu or log in and get some YT imho

[Syft]

Colgate LOL no sow/jboots 9/12/2013 12:59:11
Colgate are you fucking retarded? 9/12/2013 12:59:15 PM
Colgate there's no jousting to be had with no sow/jboots 9/12/2013 12:59:22 PM

Bulletproofx you know what? jboots are fine son 9/12/2013 1:14:27 PM




All i see is Colgate keeps changing the rules so that he can keep ducking Bulletproofx and pretending he's the one being ducked.

Post on a character we know or stfu! your like fat kid running from bully's and calling them fag's when you reach your doorstep.

[heals4reals]

Dueling firebeetles just as intense as dueling bulletproofx

[Nirgon]

"Colgate sucks, I'd destroy him"

Won't try to prove it? Deflect all ye likes.

[Syft]

Fixed it for you

Those who lack the intelligence to form a witty retort, correct your typo's instead.

Thanks for being my free editor bitch!

[heals4reals]

YYEAYU BICH

[Colgate]

didn't notice you say jboots

sure, jboots are fine with me

i'll delete if i lose, i expect you to do the same

if you think i'm at all attached to everquest pixels you're seriously wrong

[Colgate]

either way i don't see how both of us running faster means that i would be able to kite you any better

you realize that you're running just as fast as i am with the same speed buff, right?

you wanted none at all so that you have a larger timespan in order to time your auto attack, and with nothing at all, it's basically impossible not to land something

the faster you're moving, the more the better player will be winning

jboots are fine with me, but you'd agree to sow if you truly think you're the better player

[heartbrand]

https://scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/1176351_10202076058087594_188338875_n.jpg

[Bulletproofx]

I'm not going back and forth with you about this deletion shit. No one can enforce it so stfu. If you're not attached then why are you on these forums everyday? Why defend yourself and parade around that title if it means so little? I think you're full of shit personally. Time will tell though...

[Colgate]

if you were confident about winning you would support character deletion

quivering at the thought of pressing the delete button? don't be scared dawg it's just a 15 year old elf simulator

[Bulletproofx]

I thought you had to be able to read to be in college. I'm only agreeing upon things that can be enforced son. End of story.

[Mingo]

I'm not going back and forth with you about this deletion shit. No one can enforce it so stfu. If you're not attached then why are you on these forums everyday? Why defend yourself and parade around that title if it means so little? I think you're full of shit personally. Time will tell though...

I think Colgate's title means more to Bulletproofx than it does to my pal Colgate.

[Nirgon]

Yeah that's what I think too.

Face it dude, Colgate is a beter jouster than you.

[Colgate]

I thought you had to be able to read to be in college. I'm only agreeing upon things that can be enforced son. End of story.

p sure the point of an honor duel is to be honorable

this sounds like an admittance to refusing to delete your character

[Something'Witty]

quivering at the thought of pressing the delete button? don't be scared dawg it's just a 15 year old elf simulator

I am scared, hold me! Although, it might help if you delete your character and show me that it is no big deal.

[Bulletproofx]

That's one way to put it. Another would be that it's very sad it takes a week and a half of talking shit on these useless forums just to get Colgate to even log in. If you've failed to see the point of this then you have been self-trolled.

Oh and btw, don't give a fuck about any titles. Botb rules are pretty lame considering no monk ever uses fists vs another monk. If the title meant so little to him then why does his signature focus solely on it? Inquiring minds want to know!

[Colgate]

the signature is entirely about nizzar getting told, are you retarded?

i challenged you to 1v1 char deletion a dozen times a month ago, took you 3 weeks to accept, takes me 4 days to give enough of a shit to log in and you sit there making excuses as to why you won't delete your character and why you won't fight if there are any speed buffs because i can kite you around(which is a huge fallacy considering we'd still be running the same speed)

you're a joke

[Bulletproofx]

the signature is entirely about nizzar getting told, are you retarded?

why you won't fight if there are any speed buffs because i can kite you around(which is a huge fallacy considering we'd still be running the same speed)



Dude are you stoned or stupid? Same run speed means I can't catch you when you bail. I fought American and both of us had jboots. He ran for an hour before he fully regened and finally got more hp than me. So I returned the favor. Moral of the story is I'm not spending 2 hours in a duel with you because you can run away. Shit is lame. Get with the program or just catch me in game =D

[Colgate]

with no buffs at all we have the same runspeed

you feeling okay? maybe you should go lay down and clear your head

with no buffs each i can still kite you all day, the only difference is it makes it much easier for bad players like yourself to land a joust round on me

[Mingo]

Bulletproofx and Colgate should just duel for the fuck of it. It's about dick measuring at this point. Accounts, pixels, levels, guilds are all worthless on Project 1999 Red in my eyes. Literally no fucks are given. Server is down to ~40 midday as people are either waiting for T99 or playing other servers/games.

Who gives a fuck if Bulletproofx deletes his monk on a server none of us will likely ever play again. Let him keep his pixels, just beat him, so we can all login for 8 minutes a day to spam OOC about what a sally coattail riding bad jousting sack of sycophantic shit he is.

[Colgate]

i'll fight him anyway, it's just funny to heckle him for being attached to dead server pixels

[Bulletproofx]

Ok I'll be waiting on you

[Lu|z Sect]

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/159/325/1262055260350.jpg

[Syft]

LMFAO

[heals4reals]

banned for words