BREAKING: Extraterrestrial fossils discovered in Mexico!!

[r00t]

Apparently they just found this fossil in Mexico.

http://i.imgur.com/y4QTdVA.jpg

Now do I have to tell you whats in New Mexico?

1. Tralina
2. Roswell crash site

Need I say more?

[Pyrion]

Nothing special about this.
'Cranial deformation in Mesoamerican cultures was used to differentiate one social group from another and for ritual purposes,' said archaeologist Cristina Garcia Moreno, director of the research project.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2250145/The-incredible-alien-skull-discovered-Mexican-cemetery.html#ixzz2VEfaXTwS

[Kagatob]

Shut your bonghole and get a job.

[BattleToad]

Think I saw this picture on Reddit yesterday,

[HydroPonics]

http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/410/conehead2.jpg

[Korisek]

So basically erudites that weren't hardcore enough about their skull deformation.

[r00t]

Tralina's out of this world

[Barkingturtle]

Nothing special about this.
'Cranial deformation in Mesoamerican cultures was used to differentiate one social group from another and for ritual purposes,' said archaeologist Cristina Garcia Moreno, director of the research project.


So, not extra-terrestrials, just common, garden-variety aliens.

Hehe, "garden variety". Get it? Because they often find themselves employed in low-wage landscaping positions. It's funny and only racist in an observational, non-harmful, purely playful way. Like George Lopez.

[myriverse]

Not aliens at all. Just a deformed human.

[Barkingturtle]

That's racist.

[Rhambuk]

It's funny and only racist in an observational, non-harmful, purely playful way. Like George Lopez.

I find this comment very offensive.

Goerge lopez is NOT funny

[myriverse]

That's racist.
So... Just because a guy looks a little different you have to label him inhuman?

[Daldolma]

nonbelievers proven wrong again

[Rhambuk]

Have you ever in your entire fucking life ever seen anyone even remotely close to that?

http://www.google.com/imgres?q=coneheads&um=1&client=opera&channel=suggest&hl=en&biw=1280&bih=940&tbm=isch&tbnid=zaAzIEYFix4ymM:&imgrefurl=http://www.starpulse.com/Movies/Coneheads/gallery/Coneheads-movie-01/&docid=WBcUBjyaOUpIwM&imgurl=http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/Previews/Coneheads-movie-01.jpg&w=440&h=660&ei=dhKuUc7EKM-s4AOBzIDYDA&zoom=1&ved=1t:3588,r:1,s:0,i:93&iact=rc&dur=226&page=1&tbnh=190&tbnw=141&start=0&ndsp=27&tx=100&ty=93

[Lojik]

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR3_4wB4o9xGZ4HgxDonqePEQETqsL4D ADdiQdOFwiE6E330W-18g

[Hasbinbad]

How the fuck is that just a deformed human lol. Have you ever in your entire fucking life ever seen anyone even remotely close to that? His skull has to be at least 2x the size of a normal person. Looks like a Nephilim to me.
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=mesoamerican+cranial+distortion

[r00t]

they prolly suffered mad brain damag edoin tha tshit

[Eliseus]

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR3_4wB4o9xGZ4HgxDonqePEQETqsL4D ADdiQdOFwiE6E330W-18g

OMG Laughed so hard, almost fell out of my chair, but was definitely crying.

[Shannacore]

Tralina's out of this world

:]

[Kagatob]

How the fuck is that just a deformed human lol. Have you ever in your entire fucking life ever seen anyone even remotely close to that? His skull has to be at least 2x the size of a normal person. Looks like a Nephilim to me.

This is the kind of stuff that made that thread with your name on it a legit necessity.

WTB another.

[HasbinHarrisonMindHump]

This is the kind of stuff that made that thread with your name on it a legit necessity.

WTB another.

You are beyond dumb. Stop posting.

[mishurza]

How the fuck is that just a deformed human lol. Have you ever in your entire fucking life ever seen anyone even remotely close to that? His skull has to be at least 2x the size of a normal person. Looks like a Nephilim to me.

Yes actually. When I was in college I worked a deli. We had a regular who had some sort of weird genetic disease. Her head was shaped like Stewie Griffin's. Her head was easily twice as wide as a normal person's, and her eyes were much farther apart. She didn't have a prominent cone like these pictures, but I bet if you found her skull buried at an archaeological site you might say WTF is this?

[Kagatob]

Don't worry about Nocturne, he's a troll who's so obsessed with "God's perfect design" he forgets that sometimes god fucks up. Once he's reminded he falls back to the old adages of "It's part of his plan" or "The sinner deserved it".

[HasbinHarrisonMindHump]

This message is hidden because Kagatob is on your ignore list.

???

[stonez138]

I don't think you got my point(although I'm pretty sure you're completely incapable of grasping actual logic). The size of the head is far larger than any human, regardless of cranial distortion. Also, why do you think these people would do that to their skulls? Just a random fashion style? LoL. They did it because their ancestors at one point lived among these beings and aspired to be like them and would even deform their skulls to be more like them.

So it's to large to be a human and then you go on to explain that humans did it to look like aliens? So which are you saying it is exactly?

[Bones]

So it's to large to be a human and then you go on to explain that humans did it to look like aliens? So which are you saying it is exactly?
Not saying I agree with his statement but his post made perfect sense, try reading it again.
Both can be true, one doesn't contradict the other.

[Csihar]

FAKE. Look at the ruler. If it was an alien the numbers on it would be in Alien, yet they're clearly in English.

[Rhambuk]

FAKE. Look at the ruler. If it was an alien the numbers on it would be in Alien, yet they're clearly in English.

Win

[myriverse]

I don't think you got my point(although I'm pretty sure you're completely incapable of grasping actual logic). The size of the head is far larger than any human, regardless of cranial distortion. Also, why do you think these people would do that to their skulls? Just a random fashion style? LoL. They did it because their ancestors at one point lived among these beings and aspired to be like them and would even deform their skulls to be more like them.
The head is no bigger than a normal person's, and all of these remains are those of kids. People are idiots and do idiot things. It's no different than today's extreme plastic surgery. Ubanga tribe. Asian women hobbling themselves. The list goes on and on.

[Rhambuk]

Asian women hobbling themselves.

This is so horrible I can't believe they still do this.

[Ahldagor]

This is so horrible I can't believe they still do this.

rich guys have weird fetishes