Meccezan PoP Quiz

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1. What is a "covered wagon"?

a) What Mexicans use for houses
c) The act of farting in a bed and then trapping someone inside it until they turn green
b) Code name for the border patrol
d) I can't think of something to put here

2. When hiding____

a) Start farting to make the border patrol go away
b) Don't worry about anything because your skin blends in with the dirt
c) and they find you offer some crack to them
d) speak Arabic

3. How high is the fence to hop?

a) high enough it takes a nice hop and a fart boost to get over
b) Two fart boosts will do it
c) Stepping on Jose will get you high enough
d) Jesus should be tall enough to give you the lift

4. If the border patrol agent is a fat ass

a) Do a belly dance for him
b) Out run him
c) Offer him some refried beans
d) Beat him with little Jose

5. Once in the country...

a) Call all your friends and welcome them over
b) Find a desperate lady and marry her
c) Send all your money back to your family
d) Start mowing lawns

[r00t]

some of these need e) all of the above

[Tasslehofp99]

way too much time put into this, eccezan is hardly worth even acknowledging as a fellow human being.

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You Know You Are a Mexican When...

• You share the same social security number with all your amigos
• Your last name is Gonzalez-Rodriguez-Jesus
• You smell like BO all the time
• You don't know what BO is
• You have at least thirty cousins
• You can't imagine anyone not liking spicy food
• There is at least one member in your family name Maria, Guadalupe, Juan, Jose, or Jesus
• You run and hide when you see the border patrol
• You see a fence and want to hop over it
• You have crooked teeth
• You are too short to go on rides in disney land
• You mow lawns for a living
• You're the best bean picker in your neighborhood
• You fart more than you breath
• Others tell you to stop screaming when you are really just talking
• You use your lips to point something out
• Your mother yells at the top of her lungs to call you to dinner even if it's a one bedroom apartment
• You have at least thirty cousins
• You can't imagine anyone not liking spicy food
• You are in a 5-passenger car with 8 people in it
• There is more Tequila than punch at little Juanito's birthday party
• The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse.
• You’ve been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
• Your Junior/Senior prom had a daycare.
• Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.

[hatelore]

Sad fucking racist. Your dumbass has obviously never been lucky enough to have a fine mexican lady. Some of the best lovers this world has ever saw.

[contemptor]

I would hate you, but I reserve hate for those more deserving

[hatelore]

If you want to be racist, be racist against privileged fat white kids who have zero life and can actually frequent these forums 24/7 . lol I am white, but gd, even some of my own make me sick. Such as yourself relapse.


But I do have to say that, in a way I envy you. I wish I could sit at home all day at my parents house , eating junk food and hanging out on an elf forum with zero ambition in my life other then getting on said elf forum all day and night and making a ass of myself... Oh wait.... No I don't. lawl

[Reapin]

I am Colombian/Native American, so I say this as a fellow Latino... Mexicans are arrogant pieces of shit. Their mothers give good head though.

[r00t]

I needa finda hyna

[Reapin]

The op is not a racist. He is probably just distraught his people are so flaccid and lack virility that they will soon be extinct. Is it our fault you cant please your women sexually?

[r00t]

http://i.imgur.com/ZyLEkBC.gif

[Kagatob]

The op is not a racist. He is probably just distraught his people are so flaccid and lack virility that they will soon be extinct. Is it our fault you cant please your women sexually?

Is he Irish or something?

[Reapin]

Probably.

[r00t]

as an Irish man I've never left a woman unsatisfied nor had problems of flaccidity, we are the superior white race

http://cf.broadsheet.ie/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/helloladies.jpg

[Tasslehofp99]

I am Colombian/Native American, so I say this as a fellow Latino... Mexicans are arrogant pieces of shit. Their mothers give good head though.

Mexicans make some good fucking food too, but I must agree they seem to be among some of the most hates latinos (just by observation/conversation with many latin friends)

[Kagatob]

I don't have any particular dislike of the Mexican people, though I dislike the way their nation is handling their internal problems if I were to call them out on it how much of a hypocrite would I be living in Amurika. :p

Puerto Ricans on the other hand... ugh

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Mexicans make some good fucking food too,

Taco Bell

[Kagatob]

Taco Bell

Not that I'm a huge fan of real Mexican food but Tex-Mex and Mexican are two very different things.

[r00t]

I eat about 10 nacho belly grande a week

[Rellapse19]

deport all the smelly beaners then send in a nuke

[Hasbinbad]

rellapse please drink the same koolaid we're about to serve harrison

[Rellapse19]

still mad he beat you at forumquest i see

[Stinkum]

rellapse making it his full-time job to be on harrison's nuts

[Hasbinbad]

rellapse going down in history as the only p-ninety-nerd to ever be on harrisons nuts

[hatelore]

Mexicans make some good fucking food too, but I must agree they seem to be among some of the most hates latinos (just by observation/conversation with many latin friends)

Thats bs, Argentinians are whores. Salvadorians cause trouble, Hondurans are crazy, Peruvians are quiet and Mexicans are just usually smart asses. Hah. and the good bachata music comes from the boricus and dmonicans make good music

[hatelore]

Thats bs, Argentinians are whores. Salvadorians cause trouble, Hondurans are crazy, Peruvians are quiet and Mexicans are just usually smart asses. Hah. and the good bachata music comes from the boricus and dmonicans make good music

And that's not being racist, most Latinos would laugh and agree with that probably.

[Daldolma]

Your xenophobia towards Mexicans is quite pathetic. This projection is obviously caused by your extreme envy of Eccezan. You idolize him, and it enrages you that HE is who you want to become. This idolization creates turmoil within your pathetic mind, so you try to tear him down to your level (which is remarkably lower than even him).
What is even funnier is how you play the Victim role oh so well. You have the emotional intelligence of a child, and from this observation it is clear that you are unsuccessful in every aspect of your life. Harboring such a strong Victim mindset has caused you to fail school, social interactions, and any meaningful relationship. You were shunned from every community you tried to be a part of, and as such you take the Victim route and blame everyone and quit before you were doomed to fail as to reassure yourself "I did not fail, I quit before I could." This was seen in EQMac, as well as here.
As such you feel compelled to project your false worth on a video game forum; this forum is infested with other defunct people such as yourself, but you still are unable to make a friend.

how did none of you follow up with this guy

troll potential was thru the roof

[Kagatob]

How did none of you follow up with this guy?

Troll potential was through the roof!

Fixed because it was painful otherwise.

[Daldolma]

lol guy that can't differentiate possessive from conjunctive correcting shorthand

adorable

[Kagatob]

What's your point? In the end I still know what a shift key is. Fuck you and your text-speak.

[Daldolma]

rnf is srs

[Kagatob]

No u. :rolleyes:

[Wudan]

You Know You Are a Mexican When...

• You share the same social security number with all your amigos
• Your last name is Gonzalez-Rodriguez-Jesus
• You smell like BO all the time
• You don't know what BO is
• You have at least thirty cousins
• You can't imagine anyone not liking spicy food
• There is at least one member in your family name Maria, Guadalupe, Juan, Jose, or Jesus
• You run and hide when you see the border patrol
• You see a fence and want to hop over it
• You have crooked teeth
• You are too short to go on rides in disney land
• You mow lawns for a living
• You're the best bean picker in your neighborhood
• You fart more than you breath
• Others tell you to stop screaming when you are really just talking
• You use your lips to point something out
• Your mother yells at the top of her lungs to call you to dinner even if it's a one bedroom apartment
• You have at least thirty cousins
• You can't imagine anyone not liking spicy food
• You are in a 5-passenger car with 8 people in it
• There is more Tequila than punch at little Juanito's birthday party
• The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse.
• You’ve been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
• Your Junior/Senior prom had a daycare.
• Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.

You know you are american when...
You can win a law suit over your coffee being too hot
You think The Office is so funny that the Brits should do their own version
Your gym has escalators
Your city has more cars than citizens
You dont know who you declared independence from
You DO know who you declared independence from. Mexico, right?
You invent a sport that features an egg shaped object that you play with your hands and call it “football”
Your dinner contains at least 6,000 calories and is double deep fried in pig lard
You cant pronounce the name of a country you have invaded
...a Pizza Vending Machine. Really?
You believe the Earth is 7,000 years old
You think that Africa and Asia are both countries
Your Miss America can’t identify the U.S. on a map
You had a job at McDonald’s or Wal-Mart at some point in your life
Speaking a second language means you're an immigrant
You don’t find it odd that you may drive a car when you turn 16, but are committing a serious crime when drinking beer under 21
You use a system of measurement that is based on the length of the King’s nose
You use a four ton vehicle and burn two gallons of gas to go two blocks for a gallon of milk
You’ve spent $250,000 on your bachelor’s degree
You spend more money on fast food than on higher education
You believe that the sun revolves around the earth
You can differentiate three spices: salt, pepper, and ketchup

[r00t]

You know you're from Western Europe when...
You fail militarily and have to have America save your ass

[Wudan]

You know you're from Western Europe when...
You fail militarily and have to have America save your ass

its funny how you think it was america who saved the world :rolleyes: when in fact the main nazi army force (6th) was destroyed by russians during operation Barbarossa and you only fought the remnants...you know, 16 years old Hitlerjugend kids and back up army units that were left on western front... but yea, you did drop the nuke, so i guess you have the biggest balls right? I guess in 10 years your kids will be learning in school that you have liberated Iraq and saved the world once again from his dangerous WMDs ;)

/back to school

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[Atmas]

I give the OP post a K-, but immature 7th grade me might have given it a D+. Mexican bean jokes, this RnF forum is such garbage, but not in the good way.

[Reapin]

You know you are american when...
You can win a law suit over your coffee being too hot
You think The Office is so funny that the Brits should do their own version
Your gym has escalators
Your city has more cars than citizens
You dont know who you declared independence from
You DO know who you declared independence from. Mexico, right?
You invent a sport that features an egg shaped object that you play with your hands and call it “football”
Your dinner contains at least 6,000 calories and is double deep fried in pig lard
You cant pronounce the name of a country you have invaded
...a Pizza Vending Machine. Really?
You believe the Earth is 7,000 years old
You think that Africa and Asia are both countries
Your Miss America can’t identify the U.S. on a map
You had a job at McDonald’s or Wal-Mart at some point in your life
Speaking a second language means you're an immigrant
You don’t find it odd that you may drive a car when you turn 16, but are committing a serious crime when drinking beer under 21
You use a system of measurement that is based on the length of the King’s nose
You use a four ton vehicle and burn two gallons of gas to go two blocks for a gallon of milk
You’ve spent $250,000 on your bachelor’s degree
You spend more money on fast food than on higher education
You believe that the sun revolves around the earth
You can differentiate three spices: salt, pepper, and ketchup

You forgot one:

You can't see your dick or your feet when you look down.

[Hailto]

its funny how you think it was america who saved the world :rolleyes: when in fact the main nazi army force (6th) was destroyed by russians during operation Barbarossa and you only fought the remnants...you know, 16 years old Hitlerjugend kids and back up army units that were left on western front... but yea, you did drop the nuke, so i guess you have the biggest balls right? I guess in 10 years your kids will be learning in school that you have liberated Iraq and saved the world once again from his dangerous WMDs ;)

/back to school

WW2 was won with a combined effort, however, without the US the war likely would have ended differently. The same can be said for Russia and the UK.