inb4toothpaste

[Combobreaker]

luck +1

[p-niner]

http://heartiste.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/forrest-gump-fat-people.jpg?w=450&h=265

[Colgate]

thx4makingthread4me

http://i.imgur.com/kzijr22.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/mzxByr7.png

http://i.imgur.com/4DbN3dH.jpg

[Sektor]

lol

[p-niner]

compansionship

defense

respect

honor

im that guy.

[p-niner]

Ezpk begins to spin from tunnel-vision

lold

[Agatha]

ezpk ran behind the turret.

[Loli Pops]

You have been slain.

[Knuckle]

Ezpk begins to spin from tunnel-vision

lold

lold hard

[Potus]

Holy shit why are guild applications worse than applying to work for a corporation?

[hagard]

GJ PAL
TUNNEL VISION
HEH

[Stinkum]

dear god is that a real app?

this is the first time that i have ever felt second-hand embarassment for someone else on the internet

[Pitborn]

I work with people with Aspergers and Tourettes in real life, and Ezpks tantrums / freak outs in vent would make them seem like no big deal.

True Story.

[hagard]

I work with people with Aspergers and Tourettes in real life, and Ezpks tantrums / freak outs in vent would make them seem like no big deal.

True Story.

HEH

[Potus]

I'm that guy that replaces the copy paper.

I'm that guy that sends officewide chainmail from Ron Paul.

I'm that guy that gets fired for putting a camera in the woman's bathroom.

I'm that guy.

[Stinkum]

I'm that guy that replaces the copy paper.

I'm that guy that sends officewide chainmail from Ron Paul.

I'm that guy that gets fired for putting a camera in the woman's bathroom.

I'm that guy.

lol

[Colgate]

dear god is that a real app?

this is the first time that i have ever felt second-hand embarassment for someone else on the internet

100% real nihilum application

I work with people with Aspergers and Tourettes in real life, and Ezpks tantrums / freak outs in vent would make them seem like no big deal.

True Story.

only time i ever heard him talk in teamspeak he yelled "I'M TSTAFFED!!!" like thirty seconds after we were like "yo this is a bad fight back out"

then a few minutes later he died dragging his corpse on his alt when his lev faded 100000 feet above dreadlands, then started screaming for someone to rez him, someone said "shut the fuck up dawg god damn" and he logged off for a few days

[HeisChuck]

anyone who puts in an 'app' for a 14.5 year old elf simulator needs their god damn head examined.

[SamwiseRed]

i would ask for a UA and background check.

[Combobreaker]

more like tstaff vision amirite?

all in good fun

[Potus]

"Why are you getting these texts at 4am? Where are you going? Are you having an affair?" my wife asked. "No," I replied. "Gorenaire spawned, and we can't let another guild get him." She then told me she wished I was having an affair, instead.

[Zade]

i want to know what that strydur hotkey does

[Colgate]

target hotkey dawg

[Lopretni]

"Why are you getting these texts at 4am? Where are you going? Are you having an affair?" my wife asked. "No," I replied. "Gorenaire spawned, and we can't let another guild get him." She then told me she wished I was having an affair, instead.

Sick cover, bro.



...oh.

[klant]

"I don't bend or break when it comes to being put under pressure."
Is that kinda like when you ran into guards over and over, lost a few levels, and about quit. Or like when you zoned into Paineel from Toxx and couldn't find the pit drop into the hole and rage logged.

[Agatha]

"where is the hole"
"right infront of u dude"
"STOP FUCKING TROLLING ME WHERE IS THE FUCKING HOLE"
"dude drop down its right there, right infront of u"
"DONT FUCK WITH ME WHERE IS THE GOD DAMNED ZONE"
"dude trust me, just jump"
****continue this for about 5 minutes********

*jumps into the hole*
"oh i found it nevermind"

[p-niner]

"Why are you getting these texts at 4am? Where are you going? Are you having an affair?" my wife asked. "No," I replied. "Gorenaire spawned, and we can't let another guild get him." She then told me she wished I was having an affair, instead.

haha

[Tomato King6]

Holy shit why are guild applications worse than applying to work for a corporation?

because gaming is a job for these losers ?

[Stinkum]

bumping b/c ive never seen anything so embarassing till this

[Nirgon]

Spinbrush nerfs inc

Tooth paste stock dropping

[Nirgon]

also lol'd hard @ levitate story

[Colgate]

Spinbrush nerfs inc

Tooth paste stock dropping

welcoming it with open arms, about god damn time

horrible players like nizzar and nothxu about to blow a fuse i bet

[FaithlessKR]

i want to know what that strydur hotkey does

http://i47.tinypic.com/2vjbp5i.jpg

Long time ago we had a list of every Nihilum member and had to make target hot keys for all of them.

My friend list is made up of only Nihilum members, and I reached capacity before their last recruiting stint before I stopped playing :(

[Nyrod]

http://i47.tinypic.com/2vjbp5i.jpg

Long time ago we had a list of every Nihilum member and had to make target hot keys for all of them.

My friend list is made up of only Nihilum members, and I reached capacity before their last recruiting stint before I stopped playing :(

lmfao good god! maybe 4 or 5 of these but 1 for each player? LOL trying too hard

changing hotkey on the fly too hard?

[FaithlessKR]

I have 2 regular target buttons that I have keybound that are changed on the fly, as well as a main assist hotkey. Then I choose 4 of these names and stick them on another bar as high priority switches. It's much more convenient to have all the names in once place to grab and drag rather than remaking 6 or 7 hot keys before every pvp battle.

[Colgate]

lmfao good god! maybe 4 or 5 of these but 1 for each player? LOL trying too hard

changing hotkey on the fly too hard?

this, everybody, is what someone who is bad and proud of it looks like

[Nyrod]

fuck you colgate

im going with crest

http://s10.postimg.org/rcvvb37qh/New_Bitmap_Image.jpg

[karsten]

I too remember the story about the hole and it was as glorious as you could imagine

[Nirgon]

The solution is bring 4 times as many monks with tstaffs.

Get to farming those pixels.

[Pudge]

"where is the hole"
"right infront of u dude"
"STOP FUCKING TROLLING ME WHERE IS THE FUCKING HOLE"
"dude drop down its right there, right infront of u"
"DONT FUCK WITH ME WHERE IS THE GOD DAMNED ZONE"
"dude trust me, just jump"
****continue this for about 5 minutes********

*jumps into the hole*
"oh i found it nevermind"

lol i do remember this

[Pudge]

bros. i got a hotbar full of names. i have to mouse click each one. am i bad?

(i know your answers, rhetorical question, don't give a shit, i don't try too hard)

[Smedy]

pudge defines the word "Sack 'O Crap"

much <3 pal, i will be back soon to caress your belly

[Smedy]

also a+ work from sir colgate cleaning the trash up like always

[FaithlessKR]

"where is the hole"
"right infront of u dude"
"STOP FUCKING TROLLING ME WHERE IS THE FUCKING HOLE"
"dude drop down its right there, right infront of u"
"DONT FUCK WITH ME WHERE IS THE GOD DAMNED ZONE"
"dude trust me, just jump"
****continue this for about 5 minutes********

*jumps into the hole*
"oh i found it nevermind"

[mtb tripper]

who is pudge?

[Nyrod]

miss ya smedy, been listening to all your mixes off tpb while im playing

Rile

[Andis]

"where is the hole"
"right infront of u dude"
"STOP FUCKING TROLLING ME WHERE IS THE FUCKING HOLE"
"dude drop down its right there, right infront of u"
"DONT FUCK WITH ME WHERE IS THE GOD DAMNED ZONE"
"dude trust me, just jump"
****continue this for about 5 minutes********

*jumps into the hole*
"oh i found it nevermind"

omg died laughing

[p-niner]

Rrrrrawerrgggglrlrlglglglgrlgrgrlg IM MAIN TANK RAWarRGG4GRGLlLLLRrRG

[Combobreaker]

1. Never wanted to main tank
2. Always knew where hole was, you stupid faggot lite said to wait for invis and reduc my weight so I DIDNT DIE ON ZONING IN
3. How do you all manage to talk shit with your mouths full?

of yes, MY DICK


bwahahahaha

e/ Jock cup goes to P-niner, since I have no clue who/what you are ??

[p-niner]

Rrrrrawerrgggglrlrlglglglgrlgrgrlg IM MAIN TANK RAWarRGG4GRGLlLLLRrRG

[Colgate]

v delusional to think every1 laughing at you is flattery

ego so fragile god damn ***** get a grip

[p-niner]

His only goto is "dick in mouth" yet sounds like hes got a jawbreaker hes trying to deal with everytime he queues the mic with rage.

Projecting?

[Combobreaker]

On My Dick -
A phrase used to explain a situation where person is very infatuated with you and in return becomes somewhat of a nuisance.
"Oh my god, Michelle wont stop calling me! she is on my dick!!!"


site - www.urbandictionary.com

reason - problem solver, not creator.

e/ still no idea who you are, show yourself!

[Stinkum]

On My Dick -
A phrase used to explain a situation where person is very infatuated with you and in return becomes somewhat of a nuisance.

idk a thing about you, i just saw your app and was laughing at your expense. btw if you dont think your guild app is a treasure trove of cringeworthy faggotry then do me a favor and dictate it out loud to a moderately attractive female and report back with her reaction

[Andis]

i like stinkum

prais

who you play in game?

[Nirgon]

"I'm that guy"

[FaithlessKR]

2. Always knew where hole was, you stupid faggot lite said to wait for invis and reduc my weight so I DIDNT DIE ON ZONING IN

Nope, as more than 10 people who frequent these boards can confirm, you had no idea where the zone in was, and were screaming in vent until you left in a fit of rage for 5 minutes. Only to come back and ask where it is again.

All of this happening while at least 5 people were all trying to direct you back to the zone in and show you the gigantic fucking crater as you walk into paineel, as you refused to listen because you're functionally retarded.

[Kraftwerk]

Nope, as more than 10 people who frequent these boards can confirm, you had no idea where the zone in was, and were screaming in vent until you left in a fit of rage for 5 minutes. Only to come back and ask where it is again.

All of this happening while at least 5 people were all trying to direct you back to the zone in and show you the gigantic fucking crater as you walk into paineel, as you refused to listen because you're functionally retarded.

I remember that night and unfortunately this is an accurate representation of what went down. I will reserve the deets on other similar situations of rage though, even though they were equally funny/cringeworthy.

[Combobreaker]

All these people that would pras while I fought along side them

forshame

[Colgate]

only time i ever fought alongside you only thing i had to say was "what the fuck is with this guy"

[FaithlessKR]

All these people that would pras while I fought along side them

forshame

Didn't praise you so much as put up with you. Your willingness to pvp a stronger enemy was your only good quality, unfortunately this is due to partial retardation...as exhibited by your freak outs, tunnel visioning, and throwing yourself into guards in Cabilis when things didn't go your way.

[lite]

as exhibited by your freak outs, tunnel visioning, and throwing yourself into guards in Cabilis when things didn't go your way.


stealing high friends' gears.....

[Elderan]

Not heard EZ range once since he has been in Nihilum.

We don't allow that crap in our guild or TS.

[Nirgon]

There's not a lot of raging in zee geeld and it does not need to stop?

[Nirgon]

All these people that would pras while I fought along side them

forshame

For the record, I picked Hughman and didn't mention you for the warrior botb.

However.

I did support your rivalry with Checkraise and his excuses when you offered 1v1s for char deletion.

[Stinkum]

Your willingness to pvp a stronger enemy was your only good quality, unfortunately this is due to partial retardation...as exhibited by your freak outs, tunnel visioning, and throwing yourself into guards in Cabilis when things didn't go your way.

this made me lol pretty good

[Combobreaker]

Look here, I don't care what you people think or say. I'm here for PvP & Progression.

Since joining Nihilum, I've had NOTHING BUT consistent PvP & PvE whenever I have time to log in.

Whose really winning???

At the very least I don't have to deal with a narcissistic, inept group of shittys that get off on more verbal confrontation than actually engaging in any type of competent PvP battles.

Not saying there's no room for improvement, but you wont be abusing my free time to crutch you people along with me on my PvP adventures.

Maybe I'll start up a PvP Blog like Thrilla? Bet you'd all just love that :)


LESS GREEN - MORE YELLOW

COMBOBREAKER - OUT

[Colgate]

doesnt care what others think yet makes a thread starting damage control less than 30 seconds(no exaggeration) after getting coined while typing up essays of delusion defending himself at every turn

l o l

[Nirgon]

Who needs friends when you have cobalt legs

[Loli Pops]

I vote mad.

[Pudge]

Look here, I don't care what you people think or say. I'm here for PvP & Progression.

Since joining Nihilum, I've had NOTHING BUT consistent PvP & PvE whenever I have time to log in.

Whose really winning???

At the very least I don't have to deal with a narcissistic, inept group of shittys that get off on more verbal confrontation than actually engaging in any type of competent PvP battles.

Not saying there's no room for improvement, but you wont be abusing my free time to crutch you people along with me on my PvP adventures.

Maybe I'll start up a PvP Blog like Thrilla? Bet you'd all just love that :)


LESS GREEN - MORE YELLOW

COMBOBREAKER - OUT

guy i think he's on to something here.

everyone should just join nihilum and start making pvp blogs. then whose really winning? us. all 100 of us.

[heartbrand]

People don't join Nihilum [well most people] because they want ezmode. They join it because the alternative on this server has been awful for the last 14 months. We need fresh blood, new people and personalities, not new guild names with the same people that no1 likes.

[big league chew]

^
http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Jennifer-Lawrence-ok-thumbs-up.gif

[lite]

People don't join Nihilum [well most people] because they want ezmode. They join it because the alternative on this server has been awful for the last 14 months. We need fresh blood, new people and personalities, not new guild names with the same people that no1 likes.

lol, checkraise talking about people noone likes. The one guy that had to sneak into the guild that tags everyone.

[Andis]

lol, checkraise talking about people noone likes. The one guy that had to sneak into the guild that tags everyone.

LOL

[heartbrand]

Ya ya welcome to red99 when you're on someones team every1 loves you, when you're on the other team every1 hates you. Within five secs of my detagging a week ago I was offered invites to Azrael and Force. If I deguilded after getting crown of rile posts would be made about how I'm a hero who stuck it to Nihilum. I don't play video games to make friends to compensate for a lousy real life, sry.

[heartbrand]

u r way too immersed kid

[Nirgon]

Not nearly hateful enough but getting warm

[Andis]

LOL HB getting shit on

+1 retti

[heartbrand]

retti one of the few people who legit takes red99 serious outside of it. can have good convo's with the grandmaster and others in vent but retti legit mad over red99. time 2 move on bro

[heartbrand]

Aren't u the same guy who spam begged me for pixels on red the other day and begged me to leave Nihilum? U take this shit 2 serious man you can tell by the anger seething in your posts. This is a video game, you need to relax a bit it isn't real life.

[Stinkum]

i dont care about anything in this thread but i just wanted to say that heartbrand confirms every negative stereotype about jewish people that i previously thought were untrue

[heartbrand]

Krushin repeatedly would tell me he would "kill my fucking kike child" sry I ain't sheddin tears over people from the internet who I never met and only interaction with was threatening my child's life

[Stinkum]

does heartbrand have as nasally a voice as i imagine he does

[heartbrand]

Ya u can tell by thr community remorse he was a real scumbag. Story holds up like every other story you have dumb ass.

ur life must suck. you refer to red99 as a "community" look how immersed u r man. seek help immediately and reimmerse yourself in real life ASAP with real human beings

[Stinkum]

does heartbrand have as nasally a voice as i imagine he does

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaNpYpSZ2C4&feature=share&list=TLvKPFOF5Rv8M

imagine this voice except talking about everquest

[Nirgon]

Now we're talking, I can rate this thread 5 stars with full confidence

[Nads]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaNpYpSZ2C4&feature=share&list=TLvKPFOF5Rv8M

imagine this voice except talking about everquest

Jesus christ rofl

[Smedy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaNpYpSZ2C4&feature=share&list=TLvKPFOF5Rv8M

imagine this voice except talking about everquest

oh lawd

[Nyrod]

lol that totally could be my little brother, same sounding voice, facial expressions, and way of talking.

its called aspergers

[Loli Pops]

http://imgur.com/eUrQCkW.jpg