The Very Best Gnome.

[Fentanyl]

I soloed this witch after watching many attempt and get DTed. She summoned me and became enraged but I prevailed. After looting, I forced her to hold up this sign. http://imageshack.com/scaled/large/12/ysmv.jpg ... Proof, Im the best gnome.

[Tomato King6]

that girl is gorgeous , gratz if you hit it

[Agatha]

wud hit it.

[Fentanyl]

gratz if you hit it

Ain't no thang when you look like Jesus. http://imageshack.com/scaled/large/593/9zfv.jpg

[SamwiseRed]

this seriously reminds me of sam deathwalker. gratz tho, i aint gonna hate.

[Fentanyl]

Who is Sam Deathwalker?

[heartbrand]

how much tokens it take 2 get that chick from sexcam 2 do that

[SamwiseRed]

Who is Sam Deathwalker?

crazy e-infamous eq/wow boxer who used to have naked women pose with signs saying hes the best or goes for 6 hours or some bullshit like that. google his name and im sure youll see.

[Fentanyl]

HAHAAHA OMG.

Sam Deathwalker. https://images.encyclopediadramatica.se/c/cd/Sam_costume1.jpg

[Fentanyl]

how much tokens it take 2 get that chick from sexcam 2 do that

HA! It's my handwriting. Dont doubt. I look like Jesus, she loves me cause I look like Jesus.

[p-niner]

how much tokens it take 2 get that chick from sexcam 2 do that

haha

[HeisChuck]

how much tokens it take 2 get that chick from sexcam 2 do that

this

lol'd

[Something'Witty]

Blondes aren't my thing, but she is hot, wud hit.

BTW, Fentanyl you need this is as you forum avatar:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/73/Fentanyl3Dan.gif

[Snufz]

She's fat tbh.

[Loli Pops]

http://i839.photobucket.com/albums/zz318/camelnicole/GIFs/brofist.gif

[Potus]

That room is so fucking messy. I bet when you open her car door garbage spills out of it.

[heartbrand]

wont lie id hit dat

[p-niner]

shes down on her knees near the bedside

[Dundidit]

That room is so fucking messy. I bet when you open her car door garbage spills out of it.

This dood would kick her out of bed for having a messy room

[Yagebasto]

look at those sausage fingers and forearms made of ham.. what a specimen....

[Potus]

This dood would kick her out of bed for having a messy room

Her fall would be broken by all those cloths.

[Sektor]

how much tokens it take 2 get that chick from sexcam 2 do that

LOL

[Stinkum]

look at those sausage fingers and forearms made of ham.. what a specimen....

anyone have any clue what this dweller virgin is talking about?

lol

[p-niner]

Hes sitting in his dorm furiously masterbating w a belt around his neck

[Fentanyl]

I love how amongst the hater's posts screenshots of the hags they're currently farming are conspicuously absent. Perhaps you guys could post Screenshots of the food your women cook for I am sure that is far more desirable loot than what their flesh provides.

[Snufz]

Just saying she's fat bro, as she clearly is.

[Stinkum]

Just saying she's fat bro, as she clearly is.

not really dude

btw, going "she's fat bro" multiple times about a cute girl who might be 10 lbs or so overweight just makes you seem like a virgin dweller w/cystic acne and not the super model banger you're trying super hard to pretend

[Snufz]

woah woah don't get defensive, and shes not 10 lbs overweight, she's minimum 40 which on a chick with their high body fat % is atrocious.

[Shrubwise]

For the first time in my forumquest career, I agree with Stinkum on dis one. Sorry Snufz.

[mtb tripper]

heskrabroot

[Yagebasto]

snufz is right, thats a huge bitch

[mtb tripper]

she aint that damn big, shes kinda cute

[Fentanyl]

Just saying she's fat bro, as she clearly is.

When I get off work, I will posst some pics of her body. She's anything but fat haha. In fact when I met her she was too skinny had to shove that food down the throat. Oh, and still waiting on those SS's

[Handpartytowel]

good work fentanyl, but naez's pic with his name on girls ass + sharpie left inside girls asshole beats this post by a mile.

[Stinkum]

that wasn't naez pal that was big kb

[Handpartytowel]

o i think naez linked it in aim. a+ work either way.

[Xantille]

Elbows too pointy, 0/10

[p-niner]

Need ass pic

[Not_Kazowi]

Reminds me of my hand puppeteering days with Zenaitha.


Fentanyl you still live in Dallas?

[Fentanyl]

Fat huh? http://imageshack.com/scaled/large/853/yi3s.jpg

. God so fat, huh? http://imageshack.com/scaled/large/153/cg0q.jpg

http://imageshack.com/scaled/large/11/kgt9.jpg

... Waiting on pics of the hater's trophies...?

[Fentanyl]

I think part of the intense criticisms are partially due to the fact that the people making these criticisms havent seen a real girl in a long time, trying to judge based on what theyre used to seeing, air-brushed fake women from porno movies n shit. Good Game.

[Loli Pops]

http://imgur.com/Pn4RRSr.jpg

[Stinkum]

daddy liek

[Fentanyl]

Still no responses with pics...

[Peege]

You hit that? Imagine the kind of chicks you'd get if you SHAVED That JESUSBEARD Bro. Respect Thyself.

[Peege]

I'd post pics but I'm a halfling in game so there's no competition~

[Caravelle1]

Fuck you. You see me post a thread like this and u gotta copycat me. I didn't even post the pics of my Asian girlfriend. Plus the girl I posted no
no I'm not with anymore but at least we actually fucked at one point u clearly paid someone on Facebook to hold up that sign then just burrowed some supplementary Facebook photos. I was thinking about doing the same thing. No chance ur not a virgin

[Caravelle1]

Oh my god. Its a call girl. Those are call girl poses. You didn't fucking ask her to pose like that in the entryway. Why would you be like - hey baby let me take a few photos to verify. I've called a call girl before and I've seen the ads. That is 100% a prostitute and you paid her $300 to hold up a sign hahha

[Peege]

This could get heated. She's either A) a prostitute and Fent loses by default OR B) Caravelle just called Fent's girl a whore.

Ruh Roh!!

[Gustoo]

U guys are crazy. I was excited to see the community come together in support of the nice lady here. Lets keep it positive. We can all hope for a clean wipe. Lord Bristlebane may yet avenge those whom have been mistreated by the p99 criminal justice system.

[runlvlzero]

I would laugh if Rogaen set the blank drive as the master in the raid setup and wiped the array. Would not deter me from rolling here again.

Personally hoping for some good bugfixes when its up. Would be very happy for pillars to be working as intended. (Not that I have been greifed by it) but its the principle...

[Gustoo]

I agree. We can dream, thats for sure.

I'd re roll with a vengeance for sure. Now that I am the solo cleric master it'd be no problem haha.

[Fentanyl]

Oh my god. Its a call girl. Those are call girl poses. You didn't fucking ask her to pose like that in the entryway. Why would you be like - hey baby let me take a few photos to verify. I've called a call girl before and I've seen the ads. That is 100% a prostitute and you paid her $300 to hold up a sign hahha

You may think you are cutting me down, but in reality you are building me up. What youre saying is that the girl that I sleep with appears to be too hot for some 'nerd' who plays EQ to have.

So let me just say, Thank you.

I respect your jealousy and am here to tell you, dont give up. Yep. I know you posted a pic of some girl in a thread, trying to tell people that youre cooler than them. That you havent been playing EQ with us "nerds" because youve been "so busy" out there getting "hot" chicks and I bet it really boosted your ego. So you strode around for a few days feelin like your dick was dragging on the floor. And then here comes Fent and just SHITS ALL OVER YOU and I understand, your ego was smashed.

I thought it was pretty funny that you admitted to "calling" prostitutes and alluded to how familiar you are with them. Its funny to me cause I look like Jesus and have never had to pay for sex. In fact, in some ways, Ive actually been paid for sex. But listen, bud, if you wanna tell yourself that I 'paid' some girl to make these pictures, that's totally ok because im sure I can find a way *cough* to feel better after you "hurt" my feelings so bad by skillfully "cutting me down"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""SO HARD!

[Gustoo]

All you had to say is "Heh ya she looks pretty cool and stuff but thats just normal RL and stuff" and then post a picture of her eating cereal or something.

Because no everyone thinks you're at least a little bit mad. But maybe thats just because the server is still down.

Don't worry tho I have your back and also the whole P99 red community is gunna be in Bristlebane prayer circle led by Hamburger Helper to ask the gods to resurrect our server as a pure white lamb instead of a funny lookin goat.

[Fentanyl]

Gustoo my man you benenevolent spirit I need a rez when server pops back up

[Junkman]

is wrong i was like damn what dirty ass room

[Tune]

swim suit pic plz

[Agatha]

swim suit pic plz

1 piece plz

[Fentanyl]

What I wanna do I post a pic of me using a staff to backstab her but that might be bad News for the FoH members them being straight_-edge Christians and all

[Sektor]

how much for naked pix???????