Who is more attractive?

[Clear]

Ladies of p99 - it appears that our very own Rellapse20 thinks he is more attractive than I am. Could we please do a vote?

Me:

http://i.imgur.com/H8UiRL4.jpg

Rellapse20:

http://i.imgur.com/AVn85I4.jpg

Thank you for your time! Please just respond with the name of the person you find more attractive. Trolling neckbeards will not have their desperate, angsty votes counted. ;)

[Clear]

Gorgeous Rellapse20 in all his splendor:

http://i.imgur.com/AVn85I4.jpg

[Cecily]

Definitely rellaspe.

[finalgrunt]

Where is the poll? And this started as a women pics thread, and here we are. Am disappointed.

[Clear]

Where is the poll? And this started as a women pics thread, and here we are. Am disappointed.

There is no poll because the votes must be substantiated by a female on p99 who has previously posted her own, valid picture. So far this thread only has trolls and neckbeards voting. :(

[Lorraine]

It's kinda clear to me who has the least amount of self esteem/confidence and a craving for attention, nawmsayn?

[Clear]

We're just looking for votes from validated females on p99 on who is more attractive physically. Thanks! I am willing to post more pics if the illustrious Rellapse20 is.

[falkun]

It's kinda clear to me who has the least amount of self esteem/confidence and a craving for attention, nawmsayn?

Begone! Remove your vile logic from RNF!

[Cecily]

It's kinda clear to me who has the least amount of self esteem/confidence and a craving for attention, nawmsayn?

Which ironically makes my sarcastic vote completely not sarcastic =/

[Clear]

Ah but both of your observations fail. Rellapse20 spends his days constantly deriding the looks of any female on p99. I only got involved to display what he truly is! Thanks and enjoy!

[Cecily]

I'm sure the girls who posted their pics really appreciate it.

http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/My_90158d_783997.gif

[Clear]

I'm sure they appreciate their assumptions about Rellapse20's trainwreck of a face/life being validated upon looking at his cracked-out face. haha

[Raavak]

You are guys. Why are you asking who is the better looking princess? Guys compare bicep size and penis length. Stop this gay shit.

[Clear]

You are guys. Why are you asking who is the better looking princess? Guys compare bicep size and penis length. Stop this gay shit.

>requests penis length
>calls us gay

http://i.imgur.com/hqHIsX3.gif

[hatelore]

Retarded thread is f.u.c.k.I.n.g retarded.

[hatelore]

This should go in its own forum, let's call it: iafiwnbtd forum .

[Clear]

LOL. The fact that this thread pisses people off makes me visibly happy!

[hatelore]

Not so much mad, but you see I have a decision to make... I can go to work, or read these forums. This thread makes me want to go to work... And that's just wrong!

[Raavak]

>requests penis length
>calls us gayDid you grow up without a male role model by chance?

[Barkingturtle]

My vote is for Visage.

[Clear]

Not so much mad, but you see I have a decision to make... I can go to work, or read these forums. This thread makes me want to go to work... And that's just wrong!

I'm proud to have lowered the standard today and indirectly given you work ambition!

[Clear]

Did you grow up without a male role model by chance?

You're just among the cascade of angry neckbeards who have no relevance to this thread. Move along!

[Raavak]

You're just among the cascade of angry neckbeards who have no relevance to this thread. Move along!My pleasure.

Good day sir!

[Clear]

My pleasure.

Good day sir!

(doffs hat)

[Kruel]

If you wanted a fair answer you should have posted it on Yahoo answers and then after people answered fairly you could post that link here. Although I think you look like a basement dweller.

[Clear]

If you wanted a fair answer you should have posted it on Yahoo answers and then after people answered fairly you could post that link here. Although I think you look like a basement dweller.

Hmmm... a reasonable suggestion. Although, your comment is invalid. Thanks for stopping by!

[Shannacore]

http://i.imgur.com/H8UiRL4.jpg



http://24.media.tumblr.com/6d6f59f33e1ae18cd0e9a280e5c3b336/tumblr_mfr26yojWr1rjxfbno1_r1_500.gif

[Loli Pops]

Faggot and redneck alert.

[Clear]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/6d6f59f33e1ae18cd0e9a280e5c3b336/tumblr_mfr26yojWr1rjxfbno1_r1_500.gif

;)

[Clear]

Faggot and redneck alert.

It's not the time for boring jokes! Please move along, angry soul!

[Shannacore]

Need more Clear pics for confirmation. y'know, to keep the competition legit and what not.

>.>
<.<

[Clear]

Need more Clear pics for confirmation. y'know, to keep the competition legit and what not.

>.>
<.<

Of course!

http://i.imgur.com/gKZClzo.jpg

[Shannacore]

Need photo with sign indicating "I <3 Shanna" or else it can be presumed this photos are googled






>.>
<.<

[Clear]

But but - that would require me to put on a shirt and make a sign! Let me get a coffee and then I shall deliver for you dear.

[Shannacore]

Shirts are always optional in P99 R&F.

[this user was banned]

eww, I just vomited

[Ektar]

...what the fuck

[Clear]

Welcome, two new neckbeards! As much as you both think I care about your angry & jealous comments, rants, & trolling - this is not the thread for you! Thanks and kindly return to your realities as white trash!

[Reapin]

http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg823/scaled.php?server=823&filename=josexj.jpg&res=landing

Save your brokeback mountain jokes.

[this user was banned]

http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg823/scaled.php?server=823&filename=josexj.jpg&res=landing

Save your brokeback mountain jokes.

Ok, but your guild name sounds like people who masturbate secretly in public.

[Ektar]

maybe I should take a picture of myself with a sign that says "this thread is fucking gay"

does that fit the guidelines here?

[Clear]

maybe I should take a picture of myself with a sign that says "this thread is fucking gay"

does that fit the guidelines here?

No, you'd still be projecting your own insecure attributes onto me. = )

[Shannacore]

maybe I should take a picture of myself with a sign that says "this thread is fucking gay"

does that fit the guidelines here?

I could photoshop that one pic maybe!

[Shannacore]

Clear PMd me the photo I requested because it was incredibly nsfw. good dick pic, A+

[Clear]

Clear PMd me the photo I requested because it was incredibly nsfw. good dick pic, A+

:o ;)

[this user was banned]

LOL @ undersexed 20 somethings that think they are cool

[Shannacore]

LOL @ undersexed 20 somethings that think they are cool

I GET SO COLD AT NIGHT

[this user was banned]

I GET SO COLD AT NIGHT

So why the fuck aren't you in my bed? Oh that's right, you think Clear is good looking. No thanks!

[Shannacore]

So why the fuck aren't you in my bed? Oh that's right, you think Clear is good looking. No thanks!

I have an insatiable love for white dudes with facial hair, wut more can I say?

[Clear]

So why the fuck aren't you in my bed? Oh that's right, you think Clear is good looking. No thanks!

http://cristinalaird.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/depression.jpg

[Raavak]

pA-LEEEZE!

[this user was banned]

I have an insatiable love for white dudes with facial hair, wut more can I say?

I certainly have gotten a lot more action with the women since growing a beard (short and neatly trimmed ofc). Is this a trend lately or something?

[this user was banned]

http://cristinalaird.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/depression.jpg

Clearly trying to suck his own dick here in this pic and failing due to micropenis.

[Clear]

Clearly trying to suck his own dick here in this pic and failing due to micropenis.

0/10. This is you sobbing in the dark, foreveralone.

[Raavak]

Is it like Clear's?

Somehow this came up last week when I was talking to this hot bartender and I asked if she liked facial hair... she said she was starting too or something along those lines.

[this user was banned]

0/10. This is you sobbing in the dark, foreveralone.

keep trying

[Clear]

Is this a trend lately or something?

Is it like Clear's?


ROFL. Young bucks: have several seats.

[this user was banned]

Is it like Clear's?

Somehow this came up last week when I was talking to this hot bartender and I asked if she liked facial hair... she said she was starting too or something along those lines.

No, mine doesn't look like shit.

Seriously though, women seem to love it.

[Raavak]

I was talking to This User Was Banned. Mind your own business.

[Shannacore]

I certainly have gotten a lot more action with the women since growing a beard (short and neatly trimmed ofc). Is this a trend lately or something?

With the hipster movement came an increase in beard popularity

[Raavak]

No, mine doesn't look like shit.Clear's would look better if he didn't have so much estrogen coursing in his veins.

[Clear]

I was talking to This User Was Banned. Mind your own business.

Oh you didn't literally reference your question to me directly? Oh, the lols.

[this user was banned]

With the hipster movement came an increase in beard popularity

ugh, fuck hipsters. Most of them have mountain man/creepy pervert pedo beards.

[Clear]

Clear's would look better if he didn't have so much estrogen coursing in his veins.

So angry. Can we see your picture? I think we all deserve to see exactly how hideous you really are! I've exposed how much of a disaster Rellapse20 is today... next!

[Malice_Mizer]

Relapse looks like he was raised by redneck juggalos.

You do not.

The end.

[Clear]

Relapse looks like he was raised by redneck juggalos.

You do not.

The end.

I see that in his gaunt, trashy face too! Thanks.

[Ektar]

this thread is fucking gay

[Raavak]

So angry. Can we see your picture? I think we all deserve to see exactly how hideous you really are! I've exposed how much of a disaster Rellapse20 is today... next!I look like Everyman.

Been doing the no shave thing from like Wed to Sun, but thinking of making it more permanent. I'm too old to be a hipster tho.

[Clear]

I look like Everyman.

Been doing the no shave thing from like Wed to Sun, but thinking of making it more permanent. I'm too old to be a hipster tho.

A picture tells a thousand words! If you're gonna post in my thread which you don't belong in - I would greatly appreciate a picture.

[Raavak]

No I will non sxt you. God.

[Clear]

No I will non sxt you. God.

Then kindly shut the fuck up. :)

[this user was banned]

No I will non sxt you. God.

LOL.

Seriously though, get yourself an electric trimmer and keep a razor handy for the neckbeard prevention and edging. I grew mine out for skiing and ended up keeping it.

[Blink]

Why are all your pics black and white or have a filter over them?


You look like someone who would run away and let a group of black guys rape your girlfriend.

[Clear]

Am I indirectly serving as a model / basis for comparison among neckbeards aspiring to become less hideous? I feel both hysterical and proud at the same time!

[Clear]

Why are all your pics black and white or have a filter over them?


You look like someone who would run away and let a group of black guys rape your girlfriend.

Such anger and racism! One can only imagine the absolute trainwreck your life must be. LOL

[katrik]

I think this thread is dumb, but if I'd choose, it'd be Clear. Sorry not into honky tonk dip chewing, nasty rednecks.

[Blink]

Such anger and racism! One can only imagine the absolute trainwreck your life must be. LOL

Well, we all know what rhymes with Clear.

[Raavak]

Do girls let guys with facial hair go down on them? Doesn't it burn, or just tickle :P

[Stinkum]

Why are all your pics black and white or have a filter over them?

trying really hard to seem "poetic"

also op you might not want to do the zoolander bluesteel face in every photo, you already look effiminate enough as it stands

[Blink]

Do girls let guys with facial hair go down on them? Doesn't it burn, or just tickle :P

This would be a perfect question for the upcoming forum, "Ask GM Secrets".

[Clear]

We have a current score of:

Clear - 1
Rellapse20 - 0

I hope to get more legitimate votes as we progress through the day. Unfortunately, the torrent of sad, predictable neckbeards will apparently continue in greater numbers. That was expected, however.

[Clear]

trying really hard to seem "poetic"

also op you might not want to do the zoolander bluesteel face in every photo, you already look effiminate enough as it stands

Hahah this actually made me lol - 6/10.

[Raavak]

Conclusion. You attract neckbeards.

[Shannacore]

Do girls let guys with facial hair go down on them? Doesn't it burn, or just tickle :P

I know a great time for you to ask this question

http://www.project1999.org/forums/showpost.php?p=1033025&postcount=1

[Clear]

Conclusion. You attract neckbeards.

>Conclusion. You attract hating, angry neckbeards.

FTFY

[this user was banned]

I know a great time for you to ask this question

http://www.project1999.org/forums/showpost.php?p=1033025&postcount=1

Give it a rest already....

I'll answer that, all the women I've been with didn't mind it, but I shampoo and condition my beard as well which makes it soft.

[Raavak]

I know a great time for you to ask this question

http://www.project1999.org/forums/showpost.php?p=1033025&postcount=1Too bad I'll be at church, praying for your souls.

[this user was banned]

>Conclusion. You attract hating, angry neckbeards.

FTFY

Clear, you are obviously full of yourself and seeking validation from people which hides the fact that you are an insecure undersexed idiot: stop posting.

[Blink]

Tralina's 1x1.5" forum pic makes her look like she weighs 95-110lbs depending on height.

Tralina's facebook pics let you see her real weight at 160 to 200lbs.

[Shannacore]

Tralina's 1x1.5" forum pic makes her look like she weighs 95-110lbs depending on height.

Tralina's facebook pics let you see her real weight at 160 to 200lbs.

Why are you lurking my Facebook, friend?

[Clear]

Tralina's 1x1.5" forum pic makes her look like she weighs 95-110lbs depending on height.

Tralina's facebook pics let you see her real weight at 160 to 200lbs.

Have you posted your picture? If not, please do so! We are all very eager to see!!!

[this user was banned]

Tralina's 1x1.5" forum pic makes her look like she weighs 95-110lbs depending on height.

Tralina's facebook pics let you see her real weight at 160 to 200lbs.

Haven't FB stalked her so I'll have to take your word for it. Figured she was a SIF though...

[Clear]

Clear, you are obviously full of yourself and seeking validation from people which hides the fact that you are an insecure undersexed idiot: stop posting.

>undersexed

:p

[Blink]

Have you posted your picture? If not, please do so! We are all very eager to see!!!

I am not a fan of fat girls irl so why would I spend the time trying to impress them online?

[Blink]

Haven't FB stalked her so I'll have to take your word for it. Figured she was a SIF though...

You don't have to FB stalk her... Others and even herself have posted that shit on here over and over.

[Shannacore]

Tralina's 1x1.5" forum pic makes her look like she weighs 95-110lbs depending on height.

Tralina's facebook pics let you see her real weight at 160 to 200lbs.

My avatar was old, this is true. My hair is like a foot longer, sans bangs, and a different color.

[Clear]

Well what we have here folks is an outpouring of anger from the saddest of all the neckbeards on p99! We have a live chronicle in the making! Everyone take a long look at the butthurt flowing strongly through these poor wastes of life as their anger manifests itself in attacks against women!

http://i.imgur.com/7zjIA9h.gif

[this user was banned]

>undersexed

:p

men that use emoticons... yeah

[Blink]

Well what we have here folks is an outpouring of anger from the saddest of all the neckbeards on p99! We have a live chronicle in the making! Everyone take a long look at the butthurt flowing strongly through these poor wastes of life as their anger manifests itself in attacks against women!

http://i.imgur.com/7zjIA9h.gif

http://picsthatdontsuck.com/img/internet-white-knight.jpg

[Clear]

men that use emoticons... yeah

I think we both know that I get all the sex I want. You gonna be ok? :)

[this user was banned]

Well what we have here folks is an outpouring of anger from the saddest of all the neckbeards on p99! We have a live chronicle in the making! Everyone take a long look at the butthurt flowing strongly through these poor wastes of life as their anger manifests itself in attacks against women!

http://i.imgur.com/7zjIA9h.gif

Keep telling yourself that! Whatever makes your feel better about yourself. BTW your chin beard looks like cock and balls going up to your mouth. I think that happens from sucking too much dick.

[Blink]

I think we both know that I get all the sex I want. You gonna be ok? :)

The problem is the HIV population in the "sex" he has.

[this user was banned]

I think we both know that I get all the sex I want. You gonna be ok? :)

Because drugging already drunk chicks to seal the deal is winning!

[Clear]

I am not a fan of fat girls irl so why would I spend the time trying to impress them online?

http://i.imgur.com/0wjzPOK.jpg

[FoxxHound]

I think if we go by penis size. I win...
If I compared mine to boob size it would be KKK. In other words it's fake, and racist.

[this user was banned]

My avatar was old, this is true. My hair is like a foot longer, sans bangs, and a different color.

Holy shit, you actually updated your avatar so you don't look like jailbait anymore!

[Blink]

You clearly have a problem with me not liking fat girls.

[Clear]

You clearly have a problem with me not liking fat girls.

Sad that you will apparently forever be that little school boy cursing and pulling the hair of the girl he is attracted to. The only difference is now you are old, hideous, and probably broke. :D

[Blink]

Old yes, hideous no, and broke no.


Bro, I just don't like fat chicks.... I'm sorry!

[this user was banned]

Sad that you will apparently forever be that little school boy cursing and pulling the hair of the girl he is attracted to. The only difference is now you are old, hideous, and probably broke. :D

dickbeard

[Clear]

Old yes, hideous no, and broke no.



You know you are fucking disgustingly ugly. If not - post a pic. Thanks!

[FoxxHound]

dickbeard

[Sidelle]

With the hipster movement came an increase in beard popularity

I love goatees. Paired with a shaved head on a guy that can pull it off. Some guys have weird looking shaved heads though.

I like your new avatar, Tralina.

Clear, I like your 2nd pic.

Rellapse, I wanna see your mullet. Lol

[Blink]

Clear reminds me of those gay guys that hang around girls you try to fuck and just annoy you.

[Raavak]

Aren't goatees so '90s? I had one then and my ex made me shave it clean. I mostly just see them on douchebags anymore. Maybe its because of where I live...

[Blink]

Just hanging out with my goatee drinkin' a Zima.

[Shannacore]

Aren't goatees so '90s? I had one then and my ex made me shave it clean. I mostly just see them on douchebags anymore. Maybe its because of where I live...

I have the same association with goatees. Have seen very few that I've ever been attracted to.

Full beard or gtfo imo!~

[Nocte]

Kimmie.

[FoxxHound]

We need Visage in here. Where the fuck is that guy?
Pretty boy vs Pretty boy! Only on P99V

[Daldolma]

lol@ black and white whilst posing

we've got a tryhard on our hands

[Clear]

lol@ black and white whilst posing

we've got a tryhard on our hands

>tryhard
>voted by the only female in thread

;)

[Daldolma]

you are entirely too proud of one 50/50 vote from a female

[this user was banned]

Looking good doesn't mean shit if you carry yourself in real life the same way you do here. There's nothing wrong with being a little cocky but you need to actually have a cock to begin with.

oh wait... dickbeard

[Clear]

Looking good doesn't mean shit if you carry yourself in real life the same way you do here. There's nothing wrong with being a little cocky but you need to actually have a cock to begin with.

oh wait... dickbeard

0/10. When you talk - I can only hear a kindergartner screaming.

[this user was banned]

you are entirely too proud of one 50/50 vote from a female

[White Ranger]

One star really too high for this thread

[Archalen]

Clear, you seem to have pissed off the ugly and angry RnF population.

Thanks.

[Clear]

Clear, you seem to have pissed off the ugly and angry RnF population.

Thanks.

Twas my goal, you are very welcome!

[this user was banned]

The narcissist typically runs through a sequence of defenses to discharge painful feelings until he or she finds one that works:
1.unconscious repression
2.conscious denial
3.distortion (including exaggeration and minimization) and lies
4.psychological projection (blaming somebody else)
5.enlisting the help of one or more of his or her codependent friends who will support his or her distorted view.

stop enabling him guys, it's just making things worse.

[Bardalicious]

Clear looks like a pretty average male... idk what ya'll up in arms about. Stop being angry and work on your own self-image? :confused:

Since about 9 times out of 10 women are attracted to self-confidence more than looks even if you're sub-standard. Unless of course you're trying to get Trallina wet over the RnF forums with dick pix.

In which case... you may want to re-evaluate your life, Clear. :cool:

[Clear]

In which case... you may want to re-evaluate your life, Clear. :cool:

Duly noted. However, one must consider the origin of this thread:

http://www.project1999.org/forums/showthread.php?t=115587&page=13

[Archalen]

Lol, RnF psychological analysis never fails to deliver. I think thisuserwasbanned wins in attractiveness due to sheer superior intellect.

[this user was banned]

Lol, RnF psychological analysis never fails to deliver. I think thisuserwasbanned wins in attractiveness due to sheer superior intellect.

dickbeard

[Ektar]

I have the same association with goatees. Have seen very few that I've ever been attracted to.

Full beard or gtfo imo!~

you like mine right

[Rezonation]

I like turtles.

[Heebo]

Clear, you seem to have pissed off the ugly and angry RnF population.

Thanks.Twas my goal, you are very welcome!
Talking to yourself again? At least you two are getting along this time :p
Clear argues with Clear (http://www.project1999.org/forums/showthread.php?t=115063)

[Archalen]

I am in fact clear. A+ post heebo would argue with myself again.

[Malice_Mizer]

Full beard or no beard.

Anything else is strictly for the pedos.

Thaz juz tha wey it iz.

[Funkutron5000]

If your mustache does not connect to your beard you have failed at facial hair and should give up. See OP for example.

[Pico]

didnt read any of this thread because im still objectively the most attractive adventurer on p99, i will show my pic if anyone wishes

[Pico]

ok here u go

http://i.imgur.com/Ki2OF.jpg

[Heebo]

^ wood do

[Hasbinbad]

not lying, i'd be gay for u

[Tiggles]

I can't grow a beard =(

[Clear]

Talking to yourself again? At least you two are getting along this time :p
Clear argues with Clear (http://www.project1999.org/forums/showthread.php?t=115063)

HEEB! I see you are still very sore from the evisceration I gave your dim, training ass over a year ago! Do you sob at night? Does your mother hear your cries emitting from the basement? Could you please post your picture? I can't wait to see how well my assumptions about you match up!

[Clear]

62 replies and the majority of them from angry neckbeards! You poor souls! Amidst this sea of the unhealthy and misfortunate men - we have only one vote from a verified female. This one vote still has me in the lead. I am thrilled that you all have to pay witness to it. Your tears are delicious!

[Pico]

is this a troll? id be very embarrassed if i woek up from a binge and saw that i posted this and would probably take stress leave of absence from forumquest in order to work out my apparently massive insecurity issues

[Raavak]

Whatever he's on its good stuff. He's been at this all day.

[Clear]

is this a troll? id be very embarrassed if i woek up from a binge and saw that i posted this and would probably take stress leave of absence from forumquest in order to work out my apparently massive insecurity issues

Wow, I think you win the attractiveness contest! Haha :D

I was asked to post pictures, in my quest to expose how disgusting most all of you failures are:

http://www.project1999.org/forums/sh...115587&page=13

Whatever he's on its good stuff. He's been at this all day.

Thanks! It is just an honest slaying of fools and cowards. Nothing more, nothing less. Today, I have successfully filtered out MANY angsty and hideous p99 frequenters for everyone to see. AND, I was lucky enough to get two pics! One is apparently the product of incest and tons of drugs (Rellapse20) and the other - a pedo with diabetes
(Pico). Although, I do applaud their brave postings!

I can only logically infer that the others who are shaking and crying the most in my thread are even worse! I suspect these few fanatics to be among the ugliest p99 has to offer:

this user was banned
Blink
Raavak
Heebo
Stinkum

One can only imagine! :D

[Shannacore]

If you other gentleman would feel more comfortable sharing your photos in private, you may PM them and I will report back to this thread accordingly.

[Pico]

i do NOT have diabates

[Malice_Mizer]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Mew59cv8t3s/TvDH9M7tCrI/AAAAAAAAAOo/bivXskewE7A/s320/bear+trap1.jpgd4448682-d2d4-486d-9866-776a511bc0f5Larger.jpg

[Stinkum]

this thread officially marks the 1st time i have ever experienced second-hand embarrassment for someone else over the internet

[Raavak]

I can only logically infer that the others who are shaking and crying the most in my thread are even worse! I suspect these few fanatics to be among the ugliest p99 has to offer:

this user was banned
Blink
Raavak
Heebo
Stinkum
I'm so ugly I can't get a date off the calendar :(

[Clear]

this thread officially marks the 1st time i have ever experienced second-hand embarrassment for someone else over the internet

You're just another extremely forgettable & angry dude who is in the wrong thread. Thanks for stopping in! I would still LOVE a picture of you. Care to post? I need to compare my suspicions! I'm waiting!

[Alarti0001]

Wow, I think you win the attractiveness contest! Haha :D

I was asked to post pictures, in my quest to expose how disgusting most all of you failures are:

http://www.project1999.org/forums/sh...115587&page=13



Thanks! It is just an honest slaying of fools and cowards. Nothing more, nothing less. Today, I have successfully filtered out MANY angsty and hideous p99 frequenters for everyone to see. AND, I was lucky enough to get two pics! One is apparently the product of incest and tons of drugs (Rellapse20) and the other - a pedo with diabetes
(Pico). Although, I do applaud their brave postings!

I can only logically infer that the others who are shaking and crying the most in my thread are even worse! I suspect these few fanatics to be among the ugliest p99 has to offer:

this user was banned
Blink
Raavak
Heebo
Stinkum

One can only imagine! :D

Logic has nothing to do with this thread.

[Malice_Mizer]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpwj0ahbkQ1qjpyzmo1_500.gif

[Pico]

some1 find actual pic of me in rl pic thread so i can see further meltdown plz

[Clear]

some1 find actual pic of me in rl pic thread so i can see further meltdown plz

Too depressing. You are one of those guys who just tries to look bad as a defense mechanism. That beard... whew. :o

[Lron]

I personally think you are both gay as fuck

[Clear]

I personally think you are both gay as fuck

Using "gay" as your go-to insult: that isn't childish at all! Join the ranks of Rellapse20 and all the other cretins whose brains never developed emotionally past age 14! ;)

[this user was banned]

If you other gentleman would feel more comfortable sharing your photos in private, you may PM them and I will report back to this thread accordingly.

LOL... no
What's in it for me anyway?

[Lron]

Using "gay" as your go-to insult: that isn't childish at all! Join the ranks of Rellapse20 and all the other cretins whose brains never developed emotionally past age 14! ;)

You are gay bro

[Bardalicious]

Clear... you should probably take a step back. You could have taken my back-handed compliment earlier in the thread and your one "vote" and basked in the glory of victory in your own simple mind.

You have average looks for a 20's-something white male. Your intelligence, however... is clearly lacking, judging by the creation of this train wreck of a fucked up, headgear-wearing thread you've made. And your responses only affirm those beliefs.

Nobody here is envying you. The only admiration you've garnered is from Trallina, so take that how you will. Do you honestly believe, in your pathetic deluded mind, that you're the ONLY person here with "average 20's-something white male" looks? Jesus man, start listening to some tapes on self-confidence or something, this is fucking pathetic. Now go post on Hot or Not for pity votes from 200lb+ women you self-obsessed, over-dramatic pageant queen.

[Reapin]

Clear... you should probably take a step back. You could have taken my back-handed compliment earlier in the thread and your one "vote" and basked in the glory of victory in your own simple mind.

You have average looks for a 20's-something white male. Your intelligence, however... is clearly lacking, judging by the creation of this train wreck of a fucked up, headgear-wearing thread you've made. And your responses only affirm those beliefs.

Nobody here is envying you. The only admiration you've garnered is from Trallina, so take that how you will. Do you honestly believe, in your pathetic deluded mind, that you're the ONLY person here with "average 20's-something white male" looks? Jesus man, start listening to some tapes on self-confidence or something, this is fucking pathetic. Now go post on Hot or Not for pity votes from 200lb+ women you self-obsessed, over-dramatic pageant queen.

Very similar to Visage. Must be all the cock sucking.

[Pico]

alright time to step it up a lil, i dug up an old photo of me back from my younger, leaner years. i was a pretty big wheel in the local metal scene and was pretty envied by most guys for my ability to smash women (means getting laid baiscally)

[Pico]

http://i.imgur.com/zwHcTod.png

blacked out the date so u guys cant figure out my age or other detective bs

[this user was banned]

Very similar to Visage. Must be all the cock sucking.

Pretty sure the both of them have NPD.

[this user was banned]

http://i.imgur.com/zwHcTod.png

blacked out the date so u guys cant figure out my age or other detective bs

detective bs was done, this is not you.

[Pico]

its my darker years that im not very proud of. currently a happy asexual with much higher aspirations than furthering the human plague

[Reapin]

http://i.imgur.com/zwHcTod.png

blacked out the date so u guys cant figure out my age or other detective bs

I like how he included his best friend in the picture.

[this user was banned]

its my darker years that im not very proud of. currently a happy asexual with much higher aspirations than furthering the human plague

This is not you. Just stop lying.

[Stinkum]

This is not you. Just stop lying.

http://weknowgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/star-trek-joke-gif.gif

[Bardalicious]

Hacked into Pico FB to steal this new leaked pic of the man of mystery himself:

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m54kd4oI681qhru9so1_500.jpg

[Pico]

darn paparoozi

[this user was banned]

Hacked into Pico FB to steal this new leaked pic of the man of mystery himself:

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m54kd4oI681qhru9so1_500.jpg

That's more like it

[Daldolma]

pico saving this thread even tho it is not worthy

[Kraftwerk]

You look like this dude in a gay porno I watched last night.

[Clear]

Clear... you should probably take a step back. You could have taken my back-handed compliment earlier in the thread and your one "vote" and basked in the glory of victory in your own simple mind.

You have average looks for a 20's-something white male. Your intelligence, however... is clearly lacking, judging by the creation of this train wreck of a fucked up, headgear-wearing thread you've made. And your responses only affirm those beliefs.

Nobody here is envying you. The only admiration you've garnered is from Trallina, so take that how you will. Do you honestly believe, in your pathetic deluded mind, that you're the ONLY person here with "average 20's-something white male" looks? Jesus man, start listening to some tapes on self-confidence or something, this is fucking pathetic. Now go post on Hot or Not for pity votes from 200lb+ women you self-obsessed, over-dramatic pageant queen.

In your apparent anger, you seem to have overlooked the fact that I never once said I am attractive. You just assumed that because you felt deeply threatened by my brutal honesty in this thread... you're upset and that is OK.

You look like this dude in a gay porno I watched last night.

You join the league of other hopeless neckbeards who not only are hideous - but also possess a stunted level of mental maturity/capacity. It must be such a joke to see you... with your one trick pony attack on guys whom you don't like! :D

[stonez138]

WTF happened to your ear?

[Reapin]

I am better looking than both of you scrawny faggots! Can you lift a bail of hay over your head with one arm and throw it 20' ? I can. I ooze masculinity and strength from every fiber of my being. You metro-sexual losers!

[stonez138]

Does the OP just have really bad cauliflower ear on his right side? Or just one unusually large ear and one average sized ear?

[Malice_Mizer]

I am better looking than both of you scrawny faggots! Can you lift a bail of hay over your head with one arm and throw it 20' ? I can. I ooze masculinity and strength from every fiber of my being. You metro-sexual losers!

I'm all like:

http://i.minus.com/iberzqXpoOhxRu.gif

[katrik]

I'm all like:

http://i.minus.com/iberzqXpoOhxRu.gif

lets see it!

[this user was banned]

I am better looking than both of you scrawny faggots! Can you lift a bail of hay over your head with one arm and throw it 20' ? I can. I ooze masculinity and strength from every fiber of my being. You metro-sexual losers!

lol keep telling youself that

[this user was banned]

In your apparent anger, you seem to have overlooked the fact that I never once said I am attractive. You just assumed that because you felt deeply threatened by my brutal honesty in this thread... you're upset and that is OK.



You join the league of other hopeless neckbeards who not only are hideous - but also possess a stunted level of mental maturity/capacity. It must be such a joke to see you... with your one trick pony attack on guys whom you don't like! :D

Definition of DELUSION
1: the act of deluding : the state of being deluded
2a : something that is falsely or delusively believed or propagated b : a persistent false psychotic belief regarding the self or persons or objects outside the self that is maintained despite indisputable evidence to the contrary; also : the abnormal state marked by such beliefs

See also: Clear

[Kraftwerk]

You join the league of other hopeless neckbeards who not only are hideous - but also possess a stunted level of mental maturity/capacity. It must be such a joke to see you... with your one trick pony attack on guys whom you don't like! :D

I didn't say I liked or disliked you, just made a comment on how you resemble a twink I watched take one deep in a guy in guy porn. Gotta take it easy bro.

[Gaffin Deeppockets]

why is your ear sideways and fucked up?

[stonez138]

why is your ear sideways and fucked up?

I was starting to think I was the only one that noticed that...

[Reapin]

And why cant half your face grow hair? Are you missing a testicle?

[Netherzul]

I've got nothing to hide.

Just went out and took it in dramatic, self picture style too. I suppose I could make it black and white too.

Nah.

[this user was banned]

I've got nothing to hide.

Just went out and took it in dramatic, self picture style too. I suppose I could make it black and white too.

Nah.

You look like you are about to beat you wife (husband?) in that pic.

[Reapin]

I've got nothing to hide.

Just went out and took it in dramatic, self picture style too. I suppose I could make it black and white too.

Nah.

Why did you use the fat chick self portrait photo angle?

[Netherzul]

Here's a normal, non gay, non dramatic, am I attractive photo.

Apparently the picture I took and the attitude / angle I achieved went over your head. I was trying to make a point.

[Netherzul]

Yes, I'm a redneck.

Florida cracker to be exact.

Treyvon who?

[Malice_Mizer]

You remind me of my girlfriend's dad.

He's a TN redneck, though...

[Malice_Mizer]

Girls can have girlfriends, too.

[Netherzul]

What the fuck? I'm only 28.

[Netherzul]

I think it's time some of the pussies who are the first to lash out / question someones appearance to step up and let us see the real deal.

[Netherzul]

It's only the internet. What do you have to hide?

Do you look like a fucking gargoyle in real life? If so, spare me. I'll grant pictorial asylum.

[Netherzul]

@ above me

My post was directed to other people in this thread.

As for the alpha redneck. Around here? Yeah, that's me.

[Reapin]

The picture I posted was of me...but in 1986 lol

[Netherzul]

Who the fuck is bubba sparks?

If I'm junior anything it's David Allan Coe Jr.

[Netherzul]

Redneck signing off. Long hard day at work tomorrow, like most productive men.

For the menopause suffering, testosterone derived, female hormone drenched baby girls hiding in this thread, shooting jabs at people who actually have the nuts to post a picture of themselves, I want a picture of you posted before I get home from work tomorrow. Because I may be too drunk or having too much fun outside of the internet to come back and check, I do want to say this.

Before you post it and get the outrageously hilarious replies from a majority of the people posting here, ask yourself why the saying "those that judge the most are the ones most due for judgement" applies to yourself. Then click post. Then re-evaluate your life choices and the attitude you maintain.

It may not be too late for your ugliness to go away.

[Pico]

thread somehow got even more cringeworthy

[Netherzul]

I can sing that song from start to finish. Without a doubt one of his best, but not my favorite.

[Bardalicious]

In your apparent anger, you seem to have overlooked the fact that I never once said I am attractive. You just assumed that because you felt deeply threatened by my brutal honesty in this thread... you're upset and that is OK.

And your responses only affirm those beliefs.

No, but your pathetic "alpha male" charade you're attempting to make yourself believe you could pull off in real life reveals just how fucking laughable and insecure you are about yourself, "bro".

Also, what brutal honesty? The only thing you've contributed to this thread aside from your melodramatic pictures of your fucked up ear and effeminate stature is that you're only capable of regurgitating and puking back out the same tired "lol u ugly and mad" response.

Verdict: beta as fuck

[FoxxHound]

<--- Alpha as fuck~

[Gaffin Deeppockets]

Yes, I'm a redneck.

Florida cracker to be exact.

Treyvon who?

Woah that looks hella familiar what part of FL? Am as well.

[Bardalicious]

<--- Alpha as fuck~

No.

[Archalen]

I may be ugly and fat, but I'd definitely win a karaoke match. Black people music is my favorite to sing. No redneck stuff please.

[Bardalicious]

***** also looks like he lives on a couch at moms judging from that first pic.

[this user was banned]

***** also looks like he lives on a couch at moms judging from that first pic.

has a very punchable face too

[contemptor]

I may be ugly and fat, but I'd definitely win a karaoke match. Black people music is my favorite to sing. No redneck stuff please.
Confirmed.

[Archalen]

I'm pretty sure that's the pillow/ bed sheet in the background playing tricks on your eyes. But if not he's half wood-elf.

[Alawen]

This thread is an abomination and I'd like to punch each and every one of you in it right in the face. Fuck you. Fuck yeah. America.

[Bardalicious]

I'm pretty sure that's the pillow/ bed sheet in the background playing tricks on your eyes. But if not he's half wood-elf.

SHHHHH... just let us run with it. Fuck, man!

[Gaffin Deeppockets]

probably draws social security for mental retardation in the ear and just sits in his bed all day @ his moms

[Gaffin Deeppockets]

Glad I brought up the ear thing, no one else saw that? Thread gonna do ironman #'s now

[Ektar]

whatthefuckwhatthefuckwhatthefuck

[Reapin]

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal05/2011/12/5/21/enhanced-buzz-7216-1323139287-76.jpg

Reminds me of this guy for some reason.

[Clear]

No, but your pathetic "alpha male" charade you're attempting to make yourself believe you could pull off in real life reveals just how fucking laughable and insecure you are about yourself, "bro".

Also, what brutal honesty? The only thing you've contributed to this thread aside from your melodramatic pictures of your fucked up ear and effeminate stature is that you're only capable of regurgitating and puking back out the same tired "lol u ugly and mad" response.

Verdict: beta as fuck

has a very punchable face too

"BETA"?

"punchable face"?


LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL @ both of you up late OBSESSING over me and literally getting so upset that you want to fight me now? :D:D:D:D:D

[Clear]

hahahha


Anyone notice he responded within minutes for 13 or so pages then got shit on and disappeared? Poor thang White Knights never win.

Welcome back, trashy redneck! Let's all take a nice long look at that wonderfully gaunt and disgusting face of yours!

http://i.imgur.com/AVn85I4.jpg


:o

[Ektar]

pretty good looking guy idk

[Clear]

Dear angry neckbeards,

It has been a fun day of me putting everyone in their rightful places. Unfortunately for all of you in your endless tears and attacks - I WON THE CONTEST. As you can see below:

http://24.media.tumblr.com/6d6f59f33e1ae18cd0e9a280e5c3b336/tumblr_mfr26yojWr1rjxfbno1_r1_500.gif

Thanks so much for attending and thanks so much for getting so involved! I will take this as my victory and bow out. Feel free to continue your unending ranting and aimless attacks that rival that of a preschooler! Unfortunately it will fall on deaf ears.

Have fun Rellapse20, this user was banned, Bardalicious, etc... you can all continue your pathetic circle jerk of jokes together in unison! I will allow you my thread to do so. Thanks again!

[Ektar]

pico I'm p. good lookin too


we are very different though so it serves different tastes

[Daldolma]

way too happy about tralina e-ttention

confirmed virgin

[chtulu]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/1002717_10200502887829696_48410537_n.jpg

[chtulu]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1016690_10200502891949799_1972364599_n.jpg

https://sphotos-a-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/185053_3932438984404_606340496_n.jpg


https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/403844_3715746967239_1995909679_n.jpg

my shit is public, so feel free to hate!

[RestoreThis]

http://i.imgur.com/AVn85I4.jpg


Are your parents brother & sister? I don't think you could have possibly made my night any better! Where are you from again?

[RestoreThis]

lol Clearasil should of been your next account name, Maybe that shit would work on your retarded ear.

Relapse where are you from? I must know this before going to sleep.

[RestoreThis]

Mexico

ever seen Deliverance?

[Eccezan]

Clear is a douche, but relapsee is a product of inbreeding, racist, and an alcoholic.
Both of you lose at life.

[RestoreThis]

Clear is a douche, but relapsee is a product of inbreeding, racist, and an alcoholic.
Both of you lose at life.

Seeing relapse's picture just kinda made my week.

[Eccezan]

Meccezan so bitter.. how was the river float and fence jump over to my country?

that would bother me if you didn't have swampy ass ape drape redneck hair

[Eccezan]

http://troll.me/images/ancient-aliens-guy/when-i-refer-to-ancient-aliens-im-not-talking-about-border-hopping-wetbacks-fifty-years-ago.jpg

You aren't funny at all, Cletus.

A more recent pic of relapsee, as you can see he is sporting the same definitive haircut proving his likeliness.

http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg286/TGrayman/billy-blackburn-jr.jpg

[Eccezan]

With a sense of humor like this, and that terrible redneck haircut, I pity you.

[Clark]

Meccezan in the near future.

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRsuiXdouT-qJ3HuuBCd9rWKXcHQfTxQPp0R5cK9VQHXUSq77ihmw

not gonna lie I laughed

[Clear]

A more recent pic of relapsee, as you can see he is sporting the same definitive haircut proving his likeliness.

http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg286/TGrayman/billy-blackburn-jr.jpg

eternal lols

[rebeccablack]

Horrible thread, everyone involved should feel bad

[this user was banned]

Dear angry neckbeards,

It has been a fun day of me putting everyone in their rightful places. Unfortunately for all of you in your endless tears and attacks - I WON THE CONTEST. As you can see below:



Thanks so much for attending and thanks so much for getting so involved! I will take this as my victory and bow out. Feel free to continue your unending ranting and aimless attacks that rival that of a preschooler! Unfortunately it will fall on deaf ears.

Have fun Rellapse20, this user was banned, Bardalicious, etc... you can all continue your pathetic circle jerk of jokes together in unison! I will allow you my thread to do so. Thanks again!

LOL cute, he thinks Tralina counts.

[Clear]

LOL cute, he thinks Tralina counts.

Aw, look who finally woke up to his miserable, hateful life again! Hey! :)

Ready to share that picture with us all? I can't wait to see it!!!!

[this user was banned]

Aw, look who finally woke up to his miserable, hateful life again! Hey! :)

Ready to share that picture with us all? I can't wait to see it!!!!

Confirmed gay as fuck.

[FoxxHound]

No.

Yes~

[Clear]

Confirmed gay as fuck.

Back for day two of only having one possible insult - calling someone "gay" or "gay as fuck"? I am starting to suspect that it may not just be your elementary level brain that is causing this limited command of the English language.


Do you have deep-seated anger towards yourself? Have you ever been to a therapist? I am really trying to draw the distinction between you either having an IQ of about 70 or else all of your anger coming from your denial that you may be homosexual. : /

[this user was banned]

Back for day two of only having one possible insult - calling someone "gay" or "gay as fuck"? I am starting to suspect that it may not just be your elementary level brain that is causing this limited command of the English language.


Do you have deep-seated anger towards yourself? Have you ever been to a therapist? I am really trying to draw the distinction between you either having an IQ of about 70 or else all of your anger coming from your denial that you may be homosexual. : /

Clear hasn't denied it; confirmed butt pirate. You heard it here first!

My IQ is 133 btw

[hatelore]

Please stop picking on my one eared homie... bullying ruins lives ya know!!!

[this user was banned]

Please stop picking on my one eared homie... bullying ruins lives ya know!!!

maybe if you stopped shoving your penis in there he'd still have his ear.

[Clear]

My IQ is 133 btw

http://i.imgur.com/Ul5ZdEM.gif

[Wotsirb401]

Clear wins this easily, Rellapse has a terrible quaility picture and has the generic " i think im in a gang" look