Best INC message

[jyaku]

whats the best INC message you have ever heard, weither you made it or not

"%t is coming to rape the land and pillage the women!!"

[Redriot]

The best Inc message is no inc message

[Dersk]

I used to have over twenty incoming messages on my monk. No single incoming message is fun after the first hour.

[Damaja]

The best Inc message is no inc message

[astarothel]

"Oops" or "Uh oh."

[Sinlea]

"shit incoming" - said over vent.

[Ihealyou]

"Oops" or "Uh oh."

If I say fuck on my cleric, we're ok. If I say oops, we're about to die.

[Aeolwind]

Nyllith tells the guild, ' %T needs a D in its ASS ON!
Nyllith tells the guild, ' (_)_)\\\\\\\\\\\\ %T likes my wee wee in its ASS ON! \\\\\\D
Nyllith tells the guild, '%T has phat lewt in its ASS ON!'

[Rogean]

lots inc

[RangerDW]

One that I have been using for years and is a Futurama reference.

INCOMING %T! And he/she/it said you guys look like dorks!!!

Ive actually had some people instantly respond with "THEY'RE THE DORKS!!" lol

[frefaln]

Teeroy the Bard has some really creative INC messages if you have the pleasure of grouping with him sometime.

[Overcast]

"Shit, I think I pulled too many"

Is always good for a giggle :)

[Charyz]

Heroleeofcub ( dont think he plays anymore ) had one that was "%T incoming, AND YOU LOVE ITTTT!!!" I thought that was hilarious first time.


Got really old fast tho :P

[Loke]

Honestly, I've never gotten into the whole inc message thing. My inc message is always just a plain "/gu Incoming - [ %t ]"

That being said, if I don't have a mob targeted, have a lot inc, am pulling for an AE group or just being lazy and don't care...

lots inc

... works wonderfully along with variations such as "inc stuff" or "something inc eventually" or "maybe inc, not sure if I dropped all the aggro" or simply "Surprise!"

[soup]

incoming ------ [target] ------ incoming

The action (incoming) is listed twice, to make the purpose of the message easier to identify, while still making the name of what's incoming the most obvious part of the message. A++ imo

[Zordana]

"hmm.. can you evac yet?"

and

"dum dum dum... another one bites the dust.."

[oldhead]

incoming ------ [target] ------ incoming

The action (incoming) is listed twice, to make the purpose of the message easier to identify, while still making the name of what's incoming the most obvious part of the message. A++ imo


You sir are way to efficient

[Zereh]

If I say fuck on my cleric, we're ok. If I say oops, we're about to die.

haha Exactly how I operate as well. =P

;)Z

[nilbog]

"Thanks for the coth. Not sure how many were following me."

[greenshag1979]

/rsay RANGED ATTACKS ON <<< [ 00FA59000000000000000000000000000000000757CB900323 %T ] >>>
/g INCOMING <<< [ 00FA59000000000000000000000000000000000757CB900323 %t ] >>> GET THIS MOB!

You can copy and paste that funny line of numbers to make the text assosicated with it purple like an item link. In this case the "%T" shows up purple when I hit the key.

I use that in other keys like my "I have rooted.." and "I have slowed..." keys.

INCOMING %T! And he/she/it said you guys look like dorks!!!

You can replace the "he/she/it" with "%S" and the key will automatically detect the gender of your target and change it to he, she, or it.

There are other targeting pronoun shortcuts you can use too. The whole list of them is this:

%T - current target
%S - current target's subjective form, ie he she it
%P - current target's possessive form, ie his hers its
%O - current target's objective form, ie him her it

So you can use it in a hotkey like how I have my slow key:

/g I have slowed << [ 00FA59000000000000000000000000000000000757CB900323 %T ] >> by shoving my electric sword into %P ass!
(yeah, I'm a ranger, lol)

[Appollo]

The most memorable one that I saw when I played on live was as follows: "Do a little dance, make a little love, get down tonight with %t!!" But, as most others have pointed out, it would get old quite quickly. However, I still remember it to this day.