Porn Sex vs Real Sex

[Shannacore]

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The banana in the nutella part is lulzy

[Shannacore]

HOW DO I EMBED

[Samoht]

HOW DO I EMBED

you don't. leaves forums too open to vulnerabilities. also, morans putting 50 autoplaying youtube videos in a single post got that removed, as well.

[this user was banned]

HOW DO I EMBED

bend over, I'll show you

[Shannacore]

you don't. leaves forums too open to vulnerabilities. also, morans putting 50 autoplaying youtube videos in a single post got that removed, as well.

Boo.

Well here's a clicky link then. (www.youtube.com/embed/q64hTNEj6KQ)

[Shannacore]

bend over, I'll show you

Har harr~

[Thulack]

Yay for porn sex. It's awesome when you get to do it on a regular basis :) The best is getting a girl to blow her load from anal.

[Bardalicious]

75% of men ejaculate in 3 minutes... uhhh, wut?

Also... most real women don't orgasm through penetration alone? WUT??? You mean there is a clitoris down there too? WUUUUUUTTT??

Also lol'd @ the banana part.

[Thulack]

75% of men ejaculate in 3 minutes... uhhh, wut?

Also... most real women don't orgasm through penetration alone? WUT??? You mean there is a clitoris down there too? WUUUUUUTTT??

Also lol'd @ the banana part.


I been with a few girls that they had to be stimulated on their clit to get off no matter what. Then there are girls that will cum from taking a good pounding. Eitherway the best method is to just get a girl off a few times before your ready for the stretch run then you can just pass out after your done :).

[Shannacore]

75% of men ejaculate in 3 minutes... uhhh, wut?

That figure seemed kind of strange to me. Seems pretty low...!

[FoxxHound]

A+ Material

[mtb tripper]

I guess

[Kagatob]

That figure seemed kind of strange to me. Seems pretty low...!

They're called 2 pump chumps for a reason.

[FoxxHound]

They're called 2 pump chumps for a reason.

HAHA

[Bardalicious]

I been with a few girls that they had to be stimulated on their clit to get off no matter what. Then there are girls that will cum from taking a good pounding. Eitherway the best method is to just get a girl off a few times before your ready for the stretch run then you can just pass out after your done :).

True enough, all women are different.

Agree'd on last part, lol'd. That's why I love giving cunnilingus first I guess.

That figure seemed kind of strange to me. Seems pretty low...!

Nothing like low-ball statistics to make me feel like a pornstar! ~

[Raavak]

75% of men ejaculate in 3 minutes... uhhh, wut?Especially with a damn condom on.
Nothing like low-ball statistics to make me feel like a pornstar! ~Amen!

[Csihar]

Hungry for herpes

[MrSparkle001]

I been with a few girls that they had to be stimulated on their clit to get off no matter what. Then there are girls that will cum from taking a good pounding. Eitherway the best method is to just get a girl off a few times before your ready for the stretch run then you can just pass out after your done :).

Best way I've found is to use your tongue and hands (hands are the most potent sexual stimulator you have, they're so underrated) and have her tell you when she wants your dick.

[katrik]

Yay for porn sex. It's awesome when you get to do it on a regular basis :) The best is getting a girl to blow her load from anal.

[Thulack]

Best way I've found is to use your tongue and hands (hands are the most potent sexual stimulator you have, they're so underrated) and have her tell you when she wants your dick.

It all really just depends on the girl. My one ex i could get off a dozen times before/during sex(maybe 2-3 were actually ejaculating orgasms). Any way you could think she could orgasm from. Then there was another ex that could only get off from clit action w or w/o penetration and would only cum once. Another girl that didnt get anything from clit action and only from penetration. I mean i've only had sex with single digit girls but they have all been different and enjoyable in many ways. personally i feel i'm not doing my job if a girl doesnt get off so the ex that would go multiple times is my personal favorite of the bunch. Learning what gets a girl off is half the fun(literally). Plus if you can make a girl blow her load you can get alot of things. It really does work both ways but most men just can't get it out of their girl :)

[MrSparkle001]

It all really just depends on the girl. My one ex i could get off a dozen times before/during sex(maybe 2-3 were actually ejaculating orgasms). Any way you could think she could orgasm from. Then there was another ex that could only get off from clit action w or w/o penetration and would only cum once. Another girl that didnt get anything from clit action and only from penetration. I mean i've only had sex with single digit girls but they have all been different and enjoyable in many ways. personally i feel i'm not doing my job if a girl doesnt get off so the ex that would go multiple times is my personal favorite of the bunch. Learning what gets a girl off is half the fun(literally). Plus if you can make a girl blow her load you can get alot of things. It really does work both ways but most men just can't get it out of their girl :)

Yep, I've also found that making getting her off a priority pays enormous dividends.

[katrik]

Yep, I've also found that making getting her off a priority pays enormous dividends.

Smart fella

[MrSparkle001]

Smart fella

I've been around :) From what I've seen I can tell all the guys on this forum that your hands are the best too you have. Girls vary in their preferences but no girl will deny that. Your hands can work magic, but it might take practice (and let me tell you, man is it fun to practice with your hands!).

Also, make getting her off your priority. She will most likely make getting you off her priority, and in the ways you want. Again, girls vary in their preferences so don't be afraid to ask her what she wants, and make sure she's not afraid to tell you.

Best girl I ever had was more than willing to do things I wanted her to do, because she knew I loved what she did and I did to her whatever she wanted (let's face it though, guys are more willing to do things). Like I said, make getting her off your priority and she will make getting you off hers.

[Ahldagor]

I've been around :) From what I've seen I can tell all the guys on this forum that your hands are the best too you have. Girls vary in their preferences but no girl will deny that. Your hands can work magic, but it might take practice (and let me tell you, man is it fun to practice with your hands!).

Also, make getting her off your priority. She will most likely make getting you off her priority, and in the ways you want. Again, girls vary in their preferences so don't be afraid to ask her what she wants, and make sure she's not afraid to tell you.

Best girl I ever had was more than willing to do things I wanted her to do, because she knew I loved what she did and I did to her whatever she wanted (let's face it though, guys are more willing to do things). Like I said, make getting her off your priority and she will make getting you off hers.


i've always wondered how guys don't get this from the start. we, both genders, start masturbating with our hands, so how do they get thrown out of the equation. also throw in some good words. communication with a partner leads to better sex.

[mtb tripper]

true

[Pico]

cant thing of anything i want to read less than how nerds have sex

[Ahldagor]

??

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb0on5F5Be1rh9caco1_500.jpg

[Zadrian]

Please... no papaya pussy

[Bardalicious]

cant thing of anything i want to read less than how nerds have sex

What about how pugs have sex? Pls enlighten us I've always been fascinated by ur reproductive habits Pico.

[timhutton]

I too frequent Reddit.

[Gaffin Deeppockets]

Gotta love having 9'' feel sorry for those 5's

[Bardalicious]

Gotta love having 9'' feel sorry for those 5's

9? Fuck man, I'd probably /wrist if I were that small.

[Gaffin Deeppockets]

Lol not bad for a italian/white guy.

You must be black. :p

[Bardalicious]

Lets just say I can't get off unless I go PAST the cervix. :o

[Kagatob]

Lets just say I can't get off unless I go PAST the cervix. :o

Confirmed virgin with short dick. Just poking the cervix is the girl equivalent of getting kicked in the balls, you wouldn't know about female anatomy though.

[OngorDrakan]

Nerds talkin' about sex like they've had it.

/reported for being a virgin

[Bardalicious]

Confirmed virgin with short dick. Just poking the cervix is the girl equivalent of getting kicked in the balls, you wouldn't know about female anatomy though.

confirmed too blinded by anger to see what was meant to be an obviously-noticeable joke

u so smrt. go back to beating off to underage cartoon girls.

[Raavak]

Madison Ivy ftw

[Bardalicious]

hay guys i just came bak from wikipedia let me act like i'm not a virgin that masturbates w/ my own tears to chix w dix on elf sim msg boards and cartoon pr0n by pretending i know something relevant to this conversation

[Kagatob]

I work in medical actually but keep thinking that, whatever helps you sleep at night. :)

[Samoht]

Desperate people

and what might it mean about your own pathetic life to call people desperate for having a harmless conversation?

in fact, this kind of vitriol seems to be a common theme in all of your posts.

[Bardalicious]

I work in medical actually but keep thinking that, whatever helps you sleep at night. :)

LOLOL did you really just infer that you know what it feels like to get hit in the cervix because you work in "medical"? God damn. Too eager to validate yourself on the forums Kag, get back to transcribing medical records from home dawg.

[Rezonation]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lbUDLugXgI&list=PL1F4498EB2A532B96&index=8

[Kraftwerk]

and what might it mean about your own pathetic life to call people desperate for having a harmless conversation?

in fact, this kind of vitriol seems to be a common theme in all of your posts.

im basing the following opinion based solely on your post right here, but you sound p pathetic

im sure ur not though and actually super fun to talk to and not full of urself hehehe

[Samoht]

im basing the following opinion based solely on your post right here, but you sound p pathetic

im sure ur not though and actually super fun to talk to and not full of urself hehehe

i can't hold your opinion against you. you gotta defend the redsheep when they wander out of the pasture.

[Sidelle]

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Can't eat these now. Yes, they were actually in my kitchen! Took pic for you. :p

[Kraftwerk]

i can't hold your opinion against you. you gotta defend the redsheep when they wander out of the pasture.

its true i am a red shepherd 4 sure

[Kagatob]

LOLOL did you really just infer that you know what it feels like to get hit in the cervix because you work in "medical"? God damn. Too eager to validate yourself on the forums Kag, get back to transcribing medical records from home dawg.

It's known as retorting your wikipedia comment. Good try though. ;)

[MrSparkle001]

hay guys i just came bak from wikipedia let me act like i'm not a virgin that masturbates w/ my own tears to chix w dix on elf sim msg boards and cartoon pr0n by pretending i know something relevant to this conversation

Some of us are neither young nor pathetic. Hard to believe huh.

[Thulack]

Some of us are neither young nor pathetic. Hard to believe huh.

wish i was still young. I'm only 30 but my oldest son turned 13 yesterday and it makes me feel old :)

[gotrocks]

pretty sure everyone on p99 with a few exceptions has, at the very least, had sex. I imagine most have had girlfriends, many even long term.

Not everyone here is a spergloid in their mothers basement. I truly believe that's actually the minority.

[thugcruncher]

I mean i've only had sex with single digit girls

http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.943941!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_635/alg-chris-hansen-jpg.jpg

[Thulack]

http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.943941!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_635/alg-chris-hansen-jpg.jpg

Yeah and whats wrong with only have sex with 8 girls? Each of them was more then satisfied with the experience and all of them came back atleast a dozen times :)

[Bardalicious]

"thug cruncher"

[gotrocks]

quality, not quantity, right boys?

let me introduce you to the only five ladies ive ever banged or will ever need to bang.

Left index, left thumb, left ring, left middle, left pinky.


bam!

[Thulack]

quality, not quantity, right boys?

let me introduce you to the only five ladies ive ever banged or will ever need to bang.

Left index, left thumb, left ring, left middle, left pinky.


bam!

Hey atleast you'll never have to pay child support like me ;)