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Elissa
07-12-2010, 12:05 PM
I am writing this public service announcement about a terrible magician named Throb. Throb spent last night in the EC tunnel blowing his entire bankroll of what was at one time nearly 400 platinum as well as several pieces of medium-level gear at a perfectly fair and reasonable casino. Now this may sound like paltry amount to some of you, okay, most of you, but it was nonetheless very traumatizing for poor Throb. He was a fool, and he regrets his ill-conceived actions. He now sports 0 coins (of any type) and some basic cloth gear.

The overall message here is: Don't be a degenerate gambler like Throb. He is now in recovery. Thank you.

-Throb

PS: Accepting pity donations to buy a crappy robe so I'm not naked... :rolleyes:
Toony
07-12-2010, 12:11 PM
Gambling's a tax on the poor, don't participate.

This concludes Toony's public service announcement.
h0tr0d (shaere)
07-12-2010, 12:12 PM
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2680/138/61/1557129695/n1557129695_1273291_8286074.jpg
Itchybottom
07-12-2010, 12:15 PM
At least it wasn't spent on bitches. What's wrong with cloth? It's not like you're getting hit, that's what Xobeker is for!
Straif
07-12-2010, 12:18 PM
http://jimfairthorne.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/get-the-fuck-out.jpg
Elissa
07-12-2010, 12:29 PM
At least it wasn't spent on bitches. What's wrong with cloth? It's not like you're getting hit, that's what Xobeker is for!

While true, there's something about commanding minions to do my killing of frogs while sporting only a loincloth that seems so below a Dark Elf... and embarrassing!
Tseng
07-12-2010, 12:56 PM
sounds like Throb is a retard
Elissa
07-12-2010, 01:02 PM
sounds like Throb is a retard

The community at its finest! Some people don't know how to be social I guess.
Harmonicdeth
07-12-2010, 01:05 PM
The community at its finest! Some people don't know how to be social I guess.

There is a community, but as in any internet forum, you have to dig for it.

Trolls consume every aspect of the internet.

But yeah, self control Throb.
Elissa
07-12-2010, 02:18 PM
Nothing but control now that I'm broke :) This was just a warning message for all other would-be gamblers...
Breuce
07-13-2010, 05:12 AM
Nothing but control now that I'm broke :) This was just a warning message for all other would-be gamblers...

You really only need to warn them to remember to be lucky. If more people didn't forget this, casinos wouldn't stay in business very long... idiots.