Looking for a wife.

[Chodan]

Yes, this is not a joke. Looking for a female ogre or a female troll to marry me. Being a girl in real life is a bonus, not a requirement. PST.

-Chodan

[Uaellaen]

how much you paying?

[Chodan]

Buying her/us them plat fire wedding rings and clarity/haste for the duration of the marriage haha.

[Uaellaen]

pffff gotta offer more then that to make me create a female troll :o

[Omnimorph]

Uuaell looks great in a skirt. You should ask him!

[Uaellaen]

Uuaell looks great in a skirt. You should ask him!

silence! that is OUR secret! :cool:

[Chodan]

Of course, if we divorce, she'll get half of all I own!

[Uaellaen]

does that include 50% of your soul? if so its tempting ...

[Chodan]

Heck, I'm about to go get me one of them mail order brides from China. Save me ! My Chinese isn't fluent enough...must find a native who speaks English reasonably well >_<

[Damaja]

ok this is taking it a bit too far isn't it? lol

[Chodan]

to the top! still looking. someone help me out!

[astarothel]

does that include 50% of your soul? if so its tempting ...

We all know exes take 100% of your soul. Only 50% is a bargain!

[Chodan]

bump. still searching!

[Idyar]

I'll marry u !

[Remiel]

Buying her/us them plat fire wedding rings and clarity/haste for the wedding night.

fixed

[Ttarkatt]

If you're doing a mail order bride, you don't need to be fluent in Chinese, just point! ;)

[Noleafclover]

Lol. EQ marriages... def. classic.