GTA V

[YendorLootmonkey]

Best game ever? Anyone spend any time on it yet? Fap to any pixel strip clubs? Details!! Can't wait for GTA Online in two weeks!!

[Bohab]

Just picked it up. Calling out sick tomorrow.

[YendorLootmonkey]

Damn yoooouuuuu

[Swish]

Despite knowing its going to be good, I'm just waiting to hear some "real" reviews/feedback from it before committing :p

[YendorLootmonkey]

Anyone up for some Vagina Golf?

http://media.joe.ie/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/dawn-small.jpg

[beyondinfin]

Been a huge fan of GTA since the original. Just played a 3 hr session. Game is fun as all hell. It's more different than GTA 4 due to all the character switching than i thought. I'm also having San Andreas deja vu driving around...quite a bit. I played tennis and it was like its own game in itself, so many things to check out, it's great.

[Shannacore]

http://www.buzzfeed.com/josephbernstein/i-finished-grand-theft-auto-v-in-one-38-hour-sitting

[heals4reals]

Will it work on ps4?

[Misto]

http://www.buzzfeed.com/josephbernstein/i-finished-grand-theft-auto-v-in-one-38-hour-sitting

Probably only did the main story line.

[Bohab]

if you played san andreas a bunch and loved it this one will give ya a boner

[quido]

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20120313185838AAaZIYq

[Lopretni]

I really didn't like GTAIV or RDR. I'm not enthusiastic about GTAV but I'm keeping an open mind. If the PS3 version isn't ass I might get it, otherwise I'll just wait for the PC version.

[Swish]

Bard option confirmed...

http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/593/399/80b.gif

[Ephirith]

^lol

[Estolcles]

I heard it has the ability to kill animals in it, thus making it a Sociopath Emulator.

Doesn't mean I'm not gonna buy it, but definitely gonna wait til the price drops exponentially.

[runlvlzero]

Saints Row 1-2 best free roam crime drama games. Can't be beat. GTIV was so unimpressive I was glad my PS3 broke.

[sharpiejas]

Looking to buy this today if I can find a store with it in stock, everywhere
Here I went on Saturday was sold out

[Estolcles]

Saints Row 1-2 best free roam crime drama games. Can't be beat. GTIV was so unimpressive I was glad my PS3 broke.

I'm still trying to figure out (without playing) how Saint's Row switched from being a GTA Ripoff to a Sci Fi Shooter.

[kingsBlend]

I have 20 copies for sale. 75$ a pop. Pst for more info

[Kagatob]

It's more different than GTA 4 due to all the character switching than i thought.

... enough reason to not buy the game. Proof it melts your brain.

[YendorLootmonkey]

I heard it has the ability to kill animals in it, thus making it a Sociopath Emulator.

Doesn't mean I'm not gonna buy it, but definitely gonna wait til the price drops exponentially.

After one of the missions, you get your buddies' dog and you can throw a ball and he'll fetch it. Threw the ball at the back of the head of some dude talking to a chick... he gets all pissed off and runs up to me. After he throws the first punch, the dog runs up and mauls him. Chick runs off screaming. I bolt before someone calls the cops. Dog runs after me across the street and gets hit by a car. I throw the guy out of the car and stomp the living shit out of him for killing my dog. Some pedestrian calls 911 on their cell phone to report this... huge car chase all around town. Almost lose them on the beach after plowing through a bunch of chicks in bikinis tanning on the beach, slam into a lifeguard shack, then the cops fuck me up in a huge shootout.

So watch where you throw the dog's tennis ball.

[Zadrian]

I stole an airliner and crashed into the military base.. See I thought that it was a lot like GTA:SA where you jump out of an aircraft and you automatically have a parachute..

This was not the case, my friends. Thankfully, I got to see the airliner explode on some poor bastards before my body went splat.

[Swish]

After one of the missions, you get your buddies' dog and you can throw a ball and he'll fetch it. Threw the ball at the back of the head of some dude talking to a chick... he gets all pissed off and runs up to me. After he throws the first punch, the dog runs up and mauls him. Chick runs off screaming. I bolt before someone calls the cops. Dog runs after me across the street and gets hit by a car. I throw the guy out of the car and stomp the living shit out of him for killing my dog. Some pedestrian calls 911 on their cell phone to report this... huge car chase all around town. Almost lose them on the beach after plowing through a bunch of chicks in bikinis tanning on the beach, slam into a lifeguard shack, then the cops fuck me up in a huge shootout.

So watch where you throw the dog's tennis ball.

http://i25.tinypic.com/2li920p.jpg

Shit is whack...

[Estolcles]

I stole an airliner and crashed into the military base.. See I thought that it was a lot like GTA:SA where you jump out of an aircraft and you automatically have a parachute..

This was not the case, my friends. Thankfully, I got to see the airliner explode on some poor bastards before my body went splat.

I suddenly want to buy the game now, and crash an airliner into the tallest building I can find... embrace my inner terrorist.

[runlvlzero]

I'm still trying to figure out (without playing) how Saint's Row switched from being a GTA Ripoff to a Sci Fi Shooter.

Jumped the shark and since it went from THQ as a publisher to Deep Silver? (or is it the other way around) maybe its because of certain IP issues.

Also I'm sure they are poking the hella fun out of current conspiracy, tinfoilness.

I looked at a youtube video of it. The game play looked almost the same as previous with a few tweaks and updates to minigames + a hacking minigame that looked good.

Over the top comedy satire still in. Don't currently own a working console so havn't played it. But might give it a shot if I did. Saints Row 3 was kind of unimpressive from the few times I saw it. In a sorta DC comics kinda way.

[runlvlzero]

After one of the missions, you get your buddies' dog and you can throw a ball and he'll fetch it. Threw the ball at the back of the head of some dude talking to a chick... he gets all pissed off and runs up to me. After he throws the first punch, the dog runs up and mauls him. Chick runs off screaming. I bolt before someone calls the cops. Dog runs after me across the street and gets hit by a car. I throw the guy out of the car and stomp the living shit out of him for killing my dog. Some pedestrian calls 911 on their cell phone to report this... huge car chase all around town. Almost lose them on the beach after plowing through a bunch of chicks in bikinis tanning on the beach, slam into a lifeguard shack, then the cops fuck me up in a huge shootout.

So watch where you throw the dog's tennis ball.

Sounds like it has some interesting AI and emergent gameplay still ) I'm sure that tenis ball could be exploited to some hilarious effect.

[Atmas]

So I picked up the game after telling myself I wouldn't because I didn't like GTA 4. The game definitely feels more like the successor to GTA SA, which I loved.

The game world is huge and it is almost mind boggling how much content there is in it. I can understand how it took 5 years to make. There are little details like graffiti and wildlife, mini games, buying stocks on your phone, taking money out of cash registers, I really can't make any semblance of a list that does justice.

Anyway, I haven't even played that much of the actual story yet. As soon as I did the intro missions and had access to the world I spent hours just dicking around. I stole a plane from the airport, and tried to steal some vehicles from the military base. They really are no joke there this time. I ran towards a helicopter only to be thrown back by the sudden explosion of it being hit by a missile or launched grenade. I've enjoyed the missions I did play and my friends talk about how much fun they've had doing the later missionss.

[Rhambuk]

So disappointed it wasn't released on vita like i had previously heard. im sure there will be a half assed port over in the next year.

[mtb tripper]

just beat it, shits rad

[Zadrian]

Anyone else notice the resemblance?

http://i.imgur.com/mgIClcZ.png

I actually think Trevor's character is 1/3 Grumpy Cat, 1/3 Jack Nicholson and 1/3 Samuel L. Jackson.

[Raavak]

Thinking of getting a PS3 just so I can play this.

[mtb tripper]

im telling you guys its a great game

[Pringles]

GTA Online looks amazing. I suck at consoles though, so I will be waiting until they release on PC but I will be playing the hell out of GTA online.

[YendorLootmonkey]

I can't aim with these damn two-thumb controllers if someone held my dick inside a meat grinder and threatened to start cranking if I didn't hit the target in a FPS using less than an entire magazine worth of ammunition. I shoot like a drunk Stormtrooper with a blaster that's had the front sights smacked off-center with a hammer.

mouse/keyboard is a different story.

[Vaken]

Bought it last Wednesday, Only 33% done and 32/69 Missions. Taken my time and enjoying the game instead of just rushing through mission after mission.

I love just switching between characters and finding Trevor in a dumpster drunk.

[YendorLootmonkey]

I bought a tuxedo to class trevor up a bit. He is now like the James Bond of the meth scene.

[Zadrian]

I bought a tuxedo to class trevor up a bit. He is now like the James Bond of the meth scene.

I've been trying to do the same thing, but there is always something that gets in the way. Firstly, the haircut choices are extremely limited. Either way he looks like he's from the gutter. Second, if I switch to someone else for more than an hour and then switch back to him, he always finds a way to lose his clothes. Last time he ended up in a dress. The time before that, he was naked on some island with a bunch of dead Lost MC dudes around him.

You just can't force the white trash out of the man.


In other news, I beat the story today - for those that haven't done it yet, be warned, the end credits are extremely long.

[Pringles]

Just found out GTA Online is limited to 16 people.... WTF? 100s or 1000s of people in that big world would be amazing.... not 16. Do not want.

[Swish]

Just found out GTA Online is limited to 16 people.... WTF? 100s or 1000s of people in that big world would be amazing.... not 16. Do not want.

Close to a standard team deathmatch?

Plus if you were Rockstar you wouldn't want to let all your shiny toys out at once. I bet there'll be a 32 man kill frenzy type mode or something around Christmas.

[mtb tripper]

i love meth and other fine hard drugs