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Aenor
10-04-2013, 10:12 AM
As we all know, many players known to be involved in account stripping, grave robbing and other crimes will not be able to use their real names on Teams99. Such scum will naturally be griefed off the server if they are able to be identified. Myself, I'll be rolling in Qeynos Hills with my forum name, trying to stay in range of Darwoth to see if he can kill me when I'm higher than level 3.

But if you have a nefarious past and you need to conceal your identity on Teams99, in exchange for your cooperation, the Norrathian Buruea of Investigation is offering the chance to enter this program. We will find a new identity and occupation for you so that you can escape retribution for your crimes. For example, for a player such as Heartbrand, we would set him up as a shopkeeper similar to Tubal Weaver, the merchant in North Qeynos who charges twice as much as any other merchant and only gives you half as much when you sell your rat parts.

So if you need help concealing your identity, apply below by confessing your crimes or telling us what sort of testimony you're able to give against your fellow criminals.

http://wiki.project1999.com/images/Npc_tubal_weaver.png

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heartbrand
10-04-2013, 10:13 AM
Lol. Won't be playing team99 though, once they basically confirmed velious will come out first can't find a reason to go back and play classic, especially as fun as red99 has been lately.
Aenor
10-04-2013, 10:15 AM
See you on Teams99 Tubal *wink*
Pudge
10-04-2013, 10:58 AM
Lol. Didn't know about Tubal. Awesome. And HB I hope you actually play T99 instead of being so hasidic
heartbrand
10-04-2013, 10:59 AM
You come up with any proof for your completely bullshit claim that I stole some dudes manastone that I've never heard of before?
Colgate
10-04-2013, 11:49 AM
hb gets way too defensive in order to protect an e-reputation that he certainly does not have
Retti_
10-04-2013, 11:51 AM
Ill make the name Aenor b4 u
karsten
10-04-2013, 11:57 AM
hb gets way too defensive in order to protect an e-reputation that he certainly does not have

hahhahaha

man it's gonna be hard to rustle jimmies as hard as yesterday, but we're giving it the ol' college try

heartbrand esquire, internet attorney is on the case!
Nirgon
10-04-2013, 12:14 PM
Not only scum will be suspect to beat downs on VaporTeams99 [Custom EverQuest : Ruins of Kunark : Custom Teams with Custom Items and Custom Mechanics] (what a mouthful right)... but known white knight bad asses will also be suspect to youngins trying to take a shot at the belt.

We'd all be wise to go anonymous on said vapor box as we boldly explore, for the millionth time, The RUINS OF KUNARK.
runlvlzero
10-04-2013, 05:10 PM
XD
Seary
10-04-2013, 07:34 PM
Ain't gonna lie ya'll, pretty embarassed for HB after yesterday.

I hope Gyno lets him keep his Emperor status because its gotta be in question after the spit roasting that occurred yesterday :(
SamwiseRed
10-04-2013, 07:40 PM
Hb damn near had a stroke yesterday lets take it easy today.
Aenor
10-04-2013, 08:13 PM
Ill make the name Aenor b4 u

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runlvlzero
10-04-2013, 08:36 PM
I think he should reroll on an untwinked char and join NSC to get his bearings straight. Maybe take a virtual spirit journey with the plebians of R99.
runlvlzero
10-05-2013, 03:38 PM
Lol. Won't be playing team99 though, once they basically confirmed velious will come out first can't find a reason to go back and play classic, especially as fun as red99 has been lately.

To bad you won't be griefing everyone of of teams 99. Like you promised.
heartbrand
10-05-2013, 08:32 PM
Teams99 already griefed everyone off by confirming velious release before server. No one is going to play classic for the 10,000th time when velious is on red99.