<Charles Bronson>

[Recycled Children]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-fiLWhEI2JhE/UnxUeRtx-iI/AAAAAAAAAHQ/5D5SKMyLcrk/s400/dontplug.gif

http://bronsonpvp.blogspot.com/

Guild requirements:
1. Don't be a scrub.

Guild charter:
1. Don't give a flip.

PST Floozy, Hurb, or Gradner.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEqA84R0lYU

[runlvlzero]

Probably going to be the best guild on the server one day.

[Langrisserx]

http://bronsonpvp.blogspot.com/

[Langrisserx]

http://i.imgur.com/fiJzSAT.jpg?1

[Langrisserx]

oh yea baby

[runlvlzero]

This guild well on its way to seedy underbelly of R99 status.

[Recycled Children]

Charles Bronson's theme.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uB1D9wWxd2w

[Rellapse35]

moar like

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMtU1r6ndRI

[Azure]

http://cosmicduckling.com/spirk/amokglee.jpg (http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://cosmicduckling.com/spirk/amokglee.jpg&imgrefurl=http://cosmicduckling.com/spirk/stories.htm&h=195&w=260&sz=12&tbnid=Wtt-qTzmbfJ0ZM:&tbnh=89&tbnw=118&zoom=1&usg=__ACatR5K4ZcCasRi5RNziXrtkw3s=&docid=w3uSWHehhPGjcM&sa=X&ei=MI9WUozGLuG54ASTh4CABw&ved=0CDMQ9QEwBA)

I heard that Rellapse doesn't even know what to do with his own.

XD <3 XOXOXOXOXO

[Zooey]

I killed one of you're members today and she chased me across norath and put a bounty on my head ! I cannot believe this ! please tell her to leave me alone !

[Recycled Children]

I killed one of you're members today and she chased me across norath and put a bounty on my head ! I cannot believe this ! please tell her to leave me alone !

Welcome to red. You're dead.

http://www.hdwallpapersinn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/charles-bronson1.jpg

[runlvlzero]

Some good pvp with Charles Bronson. But they all outleveled me. Not sure if serious :P U will mostly see them in S Ro.

[Recycled Children]

Some good pvp with Charles Bronson. But they all outleveled me. Not sure if serious :P U will mostly see them in S Ro.

Rollin' hard with some bronze shiiiiit.

[Langrisserx]

Floozy will gladly take whatever you give her, be it exp loss or micropenis rage ... recent scandals include Leaderboard hacked to hide Charles Bronson dominance. Story @ never.

[Holey]

these people good pals.

[GradnerLives]

Recruiting all Levels/Races/Classes (geiv meleeeee) except Masakas.

No Masakas.

[Langrisserx]

Thanks again everyone for a fun evening on the p99 mumble. Good work levelling alt's and dying graciously to give flowers a break.

[Langrisserx]

Good Bronson to you. Bronson be with you.

[Langrisserx]

Welcome Newest Members Vadren, Corsava, Rhuobhe, Dangergirl and Perff!

[Rhuobhe]

Humans with the Charles Bronson face are the master race. This should be a requirement.

[JayN]

made a guide for your new recruits

http://www.tempoverload.com/ryan/webpics/sockfullofquarters.jpg

[SamwiseRed]

thats my fav face but i call it the priest of discord face.

[Greegon]

taken from bronson's wikipedia page:

" Bronson was then married again to British actress Jill Ireland from October 5, 1968,[23] until her death in 1990. He had met her in 1962, when she was married to Scottish actor David McCallum. At the time, Bronson (who shared the screen with McCallum in The Great Escape) reportedly told him, "I'm going to marry your wife". "

[Nads]

reportedly told him, "I'm going to marry your wife". "

Alpha.

[Bamz4l]

a brosnon tried attacking me on my wizard in nektulos. I just rooted him and nuked him to death without even fixing my camera view. felt bad that I was killing noobs in bronze.. but he attacked me first! then, 2 minutes later, he re-appears with a high level enchanter AND druid, bind-rushes with HT, and still cant get a YT on me. very bad players imo.

[Langrisserx]

sounds like floozy doing gods work, praise him.

we may be bad, but we're bad *shades* together

[runlvlzero]

Gratz on #1 pvp guild of all time Bronson.

[Langrisserx]

#65 enemy of state of Bronson, Masaka, was spotted in Rivervale hiding at the GM's.

Losing experience is nothing for the look on his face when he realizes he has to run away! Special thanks to Beck, the Druid Dream Assassin Poison Flower

Where'd you go big guy? Thought you could do this all day?? I got you down to 24% and i dont see any YT... what can you do all day?? sit around?? GRIN

http://i.imgur.com/3BNgzIu.jpg

[Langrisserx]

http://i.imgur.com/7XbfUES.jpg

[Langrisserx]

http://i.imgur.com/D23fj2J.jpg?1

[runlvlzero]

I like Masaka but thats a funny ass pic.

[GradnerLives]

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d74/devongpictures/jobronson_zps95827c67.jpg

[Recycled Children]

a brosnon tried attacking me on my wizard in nektulos. I just rooted him and nuked him to death without even fixing my camera view. felt bad that I was killing noobs in bronze.. but he attacked me first! then, 2 minutes later, he re-appears with a high level enchanter AND druid, bind-rushes with HT, and still cant get a YT on me. very bad players imo.

I rolled alone on a red con wizard. Good or bad Bronson isn't pussy as fuck.

I didn't get that kill because you zone hopped and the DoT killed you.

[Langrisserx]

going to ask people to refrain from killing Floozy or else risk getting his .. attention...

Tryouts for the elite <Real Nurga Roll Call> gank sqaud will be Thursday, Nov 12th 2015 please PM with name and amt of plat in bank

[SamwiseRed]

Naw

[mtb tripper]

somebody PL me

[Rhuobhe]

Charles Bronson took my virginity last night

[Langrisserx]

good work tonight, Gorenaire down, Trak down

[Lowlife]

what classes you guys need?

[GradnerLives]

As mentioned previously: All levels, all classes, all races, no masakas

[thugcruncher]

http://www.gifti.me/i/9GCshPm.gif

[SamwiseRed]

naw

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b246/chalkitdown/Lethal%20Weapon/riggs2.gif

http://punchingthewallsofreality.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/melgibson.gif

[Langrisserx]

rustling serverwide keke

[Langrisserx]

lol u mad... points 0 .. and the guards killed perff :( keeping meat spinning and disarming the fine steel in high keep all alone... so mad... those thorns are really getting through your tough iksar hide arent they... see u when HT is back up coward!

[thugcruncher]

http://s13.postimg.org/7t10dr9c5/dontplug.gif

[thugcruncher]

http://i.imgur.com/QeF1Xgw.jpg
http://www.gifti.me/i/9GCshPm.gif

[Langrisserx]

Bads are mads

http://i.imgur.com/Ziyf9hs.jpg

10 / 2 NEVER FORGET

[SamwiseRed]

yall gonna learn to submit or face my wraith

http://i.imgur.com/hTA9r.gif

http://imagehaul.com/thehauls/aba768e2dcd1a0ea30172a2f6956a335.gif

http://www.quick-break.net/c/2013/05/27/Fish_face_slap.gif

http://awesomegifs.com/wp-content/uploads/face-punch.gif

http://i921.photobucket.com/albums/ad60/cherrybuster_2010/movies/Pacino_slapped_gaycowboy.gif

[Fame]

I have a shot at apping on my anon alt?

[Langrisserx]

YES ANYTHING MAKE IT STOP

[Rhuobhe]

Driving to Naples this weekend. See you in a few days.

[SamwiseRed]

Sorry for hitting your lowbies with blizzard, I was aiming got Dangergirl.

[Suirad]

Grats on Inny & CT.


Bronson doin' work!

[Langrisserx]

Driving to Naples this weekend. See you in a few days.

Intl' cleric of mystery! Take care. You will miss Air raid this weekend and we're doing Nagafen

[Suirad]

Naples, Florida? Come visit me in Tallahassee.

[runlvlzero]

http://www.quick-break.net/c/2013/05/27/Fish_face_slap.gif

[Lionfish Roundup]

Charles Bronson killed inny and cazic thule? What?

[Rhuobhe]

Thanks for the fetid fiend girdle bro[nson]s

[thugcruncher]

http://www.nndb.com/people/733/000022667/charles-bronson.jpg

Happy birthday Lord Bronson.

May you reign for a million years.

Bronson bless us all.

[Langrisserx]

Grats on ur GM event guise!!

[runlvlzero]

GL with this shitheap Bronson. Hope your guild doesn't go the way of flowers/azrael/all the others.

[Recycled Children]

Shit heap? Charles Bronson doesn't deal in shit.

[thugcruncher]

http://bronsonforever.ytmnd.com/

[thugcruncher]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrh3uztCps1qhvrkho1_500.png
http://a395.idata.over-blog.com/600x275/3/01/25/75/AAAAAAAAAA-49/BRONSON-culte-www--5-.jpg
http://www.miataturbo.net/attachments/insert-bs-here-4/61497-intake-install-confusion-futurama_fry_looking_squint-jpg?dateline=1354687146
http://www.tcf.ua.edu/Classes/Jbutler/T577/Students/mwnn.jpg

[Langrisserx]

GL with this shitheap Bronson. Hope your guild doesn't go the way of flowers/azrael/all the others.

They were not serious about eq.

[Langrisserx]

For FIVE HOURS in the middle of a TUESDAY NIGHT , PST (GMT -8) ...

<Charles Bronson> dominated the server.

http://i.imgur.com/R4onrMi.jpg

[Andis]

if you and your pals are solid at pvp

pst to andis, lf the finest pvpers this world of norrath has to offer

[HippoNipple]

if you and your pals are solid at pvp

pst to andis, lf the finest pvpers this world of norrath has to offer

Lol they killed two different guys, 1 guy 7 times. Charles Bronson has absorbed the grief and is now dishing it back out.

[HippoNipple]

Red99 may have bred a new Chewie

[big mouth chew]

i dont see the comparisson

[HippoNipple]

i dont see the comparisson

The cruel server has turned Charles Bronson into a griefing machine.

[big mouth chew]

ah i see
that one guy should watch out i guess

[Langrisserx]

mads n sads will be bads

[thugcruncher]

Red99 may have bred a new Chewie

I proudly take up the mantle. I've already harmtouched myself once to avoid yt.

http://i.imgur.com/a8fN7j8.gif
http://i.imgur.com/X5UvJyR.gif

[thugcruncher]

got a nilly to 3 percent and then they suicided on mobs, sad day

[Thu Nov 07 07:13:26 2013] Auto attack is on.
[Thu Nov 07 07:13:26 2013] You slash Sektorzz for 116 points of damage.
[Thu Nov 07 07:13:26 2013] You slash Sektorzz for 116 points of damage.
[Thu Nov 07 07:13:28 2013] Sektorzz was hit by non-melee for 308 points of damage.
[Thu Nov 07 07:13:28 2013] Sektorzz writhes in the grip of agony.
[Thu Nov 07 07:13:29 2013] Skyreaver begins to cast a spell.
[Thu Nov 07 07:13:29 2013] Your Location is 151.46, -571.15, 5.63
[Thu Nov 07 07:13:29 2013] You slash Sektorzz for 30 points of damage.
[Thu Nov 07 07:13:30 2013] Your target is too far away, get closer!
[Thu Nov 07 07:13:30 2013] Your Location is 152.45, -567.94, 5.63
[Thu Nov 07 07:13:30 2013] Your target is too far away, get closer!
[Thu Nov 07 07:13:30 2013] Your Location is 156.33, -563.69, 5.63
[Thu Nov 07 07:13:30 2013] Your Location is 147.32, -563.41, 5.63
[Thu Nov 07 07:13:31 2013] Your Location is 140.06, -562.62, 5.63
[Thu Nov 07 07:13:32 2013] Sektorzz feels much better.
[Thu Nov 07 07:13:32 2013] Your Location is 106.22, -526.99, 5.63
[Thu Nov 07 07:13:32 2013] You slash Sektorzz for 11 points of damage.
[Thu Nov 07 07:13:32 2013] You try to slash Sektorzz, but miss!
[Thu Nov 07 07:13:33 2013] Your Location is 125.61, -521.19, 5.63
[Thu Nov 07 07:13:33 2013] Your target is too far away, get closer!
[Thu Nov 07 07:13:34 2013] Your target is too far away, get closer!
[Thu Nov 07 07:13:35 2013] Skyreaver begins to cast a spell.
[Thu Nov 07 07:13:35 2013] Your Location is 156.84, -579.95, 5.63
[Thu Nov 07 07:13:35 2013] You slash Sektorzz for 83 points of damage.
[Thu Nov 07 07:13:35 2013] Your Location is 156.90, -579.50, 5.63
[Thu Nov 07 07:13:36 2013] Your Location is 158.22, -583.98, 5.63
[Thu Nov 07 07:13:37 2013] The spirit of wolf leaves you.
[Thu Nov 07 07:13:37 2013] You are ensnared.

[thugcruncher]

2 failures so far of utanven vs. my naked blue con ogre sk

he can't seal the deal on a naked fatty with -8 mr

http://i.imgur.com/xOsFB5z.jpg

[thugcruncher]

http://i.imgur.com/Vbhqj3e.png

[Langrisserx]

http://i.imgur.com/IzInZux.jpg

[Langrisserx]

I started EDCing 1/4" thick hardened steel plates under my shirt. Over the years, it grew to include upper arm pauldrons and chain mail gauntlets. I wear an iron helm (it's not as noticeable as you'd think. From far away, an elderly person would probably mistake it for a football helmet and a Kevlar cape for rear protection.

[susvain0362]

sounds like floozy doing gods work, praise him.

we may be bad, but we're bad *shades* together

To be truthful i find your member "bestow" also known as "thugcruncher" a very well played player.

[Langrisserx]

good cuz his SK is wearing your Jboots :cool:

[Langrisserx]

Guild Meeting at Plane of Fear portal to discuss effects of terrorism and communism on guild. Please stock up on Pumice and bind nearby. Time to be determined Thursday.

[SamwiseRed]

u guys gonna get run ova thursday :) free bump

http://simpsonswiki.com/w/images/thumb/3/33/Death_Wish_IX.png/250px-Death_Wish_IX.png

original image was their tombstone. many tears were had.

[Recycled Children]

Insulting the dead. Classy Samwise.

[SamwiseRed]

Sorry about that, not sure how thats insulting but then again I aint no sissy-fied tweety bird. I'll remove pic if you are truely that sensitive but judging by your username I think you are just trollin. GL Thursday.

http://deadcurious.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/peter-pan-hook.jpg

[Sektor]

Not trying to be a jerk but most of you guys seem retarded. I will pray for you.

[Langrisserx]

well dont plug next time before you get to know us. we're actually retarded. feel good?

[Sektor]

well dont plug next time before you get to know us. we're actually retarded. feel good?

if you're talking about sektorzz that's my 64 year old dad not me.

[Langrisserx]

well we fucked ur dad

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-FnqwYZplD2s/Un7-k9MRlUI/AAAAAAAAAIg/jyHimb1GL3g/s1600/Red_Dawn_FilmPoster.jpg

[Langrisserx]

http://i.imgur.com/wvi4SV6.jpg

[thugcruncher]

SCRUBS B'PLUGGIN

http://i.imgur.com/Vrggy4C.png

[Langrisserx]

whats it like to be on par with a new guild after playing for so long ... Bronson rustling serverwide

[thugcruncher]

http://i.imgur.com/Nv5Ktwa.png

NILLY PLUG CONFIRMED ALL DAY NURGAS

[susvain0362]

good cuz his SK is wearing your Jboots :cool:

Well if anyone deserved to don my old dirthty boots its bestiw. He is such a genuine, he,pful and carung human bejng and player. He truly is selfless and just wants to help others. Now i know my old old shitt throwaways are being cared for in the hands of a standup gentlemen. All hail bestow aka girth of the north

[thugcruncher]

http://i.imgur.com/oe1VmY8.gif

[Recycled Children]

Well if anyone deserved to don my old dirthty boots its bestiw. He is such a genuine, he,pful and carung human bejng and player. He truly is selfless and just wants to help others. Now i know my old old shitt throwaways are being cared for in the hands of a standup gentlemen. All hail bestow aka girth of the north

http://ww3.hdnux.com/photos/10/40/47/2230770/7/628x471.jpg

Susvain's future.

[susvain0362]

I farmed jbooyts for my guild. Why are we getting hateful here? Lets celebrate the passing of the jboots to my friend the worthy thugcruncher!!

[Bazia]

most people in this guild have stupid names

[susvain0362]

most people in this guild have stupid names

Bug hurb is a good name lol.

[Langrisserx]

lol get serious about EQ bazia

[susvain0362]

lol get serious about EQ bazia

[thugcruncher]

http://i.imgur.com/TCBktsI.gif

[filthyphil]

Page after page of no-kill shots from a SK, bad thread, worst guild.

[GradnerLives]

Page after page of no-kill shots from a SK, bad thread, worst guild.

Outta here, bluebie!

[filthyphil]

Outta here, bluebie!

Can't be too blue I've got YT on Bronson, leaderboard would be looking brutal if you lot didn't plug any chance you got.

[Recycled Children]

most people in this guild have stupid names

Cool Elf name, Basiah.

[GradnerLives]

Can't be too blue I've got YT on Bronson, leaderboard would be looking brutal if you lot didn't plug any chance you got.

On the contrary, our Killboard looks the way it does because we PVP and don't plug pretty much every chance we get. You think you beast? Get corpse camped 11 times in a row without plugging like Irah and say that.

[thugcruncher]

You think you beast? Get corpse camped 11 times in a row without plugging like Irah

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/dead.gif

[Langrisserx]

No one from Bronson has ever plugged. Ever.

[Langrisserx]

Grats on Vox and Phinny guys, nice to see the Robe dropping again... sorry about training ice bears i was high

[susvain0362]

BUMP For a great guild and great players!!! BRONson 4 lyfe !!

[thugcruncher]

brendan, brendan!

[Langrisserx]

sUsedvein got that BronsHolm Syndrome hard!

[Langrisserx]

Good work on Inny today, grats to Marcellus on apothic robe AND staff of ele mastery!

[Langrisserx]

<3 you guys good work being best on server three years running!! bunch of noobs on red though not much to brag about

[susvain0362]

bump for a solid group of players and great people as well!!! bump for great guild!!

[thugcruncher]

once upon a time
in the land of norrath
hurb popped in ro
and pwned some ass

baby sus spammin
big cyclops
hurbs on the ball
gaffins feelin the cock

yellow text
prison sex
ballstomper rex
gettin the boots
avoidin the roots

gaffin got griefen
susvein beefin
ogre butts cheefin

[Langrisserx]

Grats on Childs Tear oh wait!

[thugcruncher]

http://i.imgur.com/9LyQFBw.png

[Langrisserx]

butt naked wonder
big brother thunder
master blaster


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BKqPh5Gv-g



ok tx ny pa
around the world
its gonna be a big nut bust
a purple nut
and the purple punkin eaters
is comin to eat all you mother fuckahs
the real monster

we're not smokin no purple haze
we're eating ya'll puple haze mother fucker
and we eating ya'll cocaine rock smokers
cause there's a new rock comin to town
purple rock cocaine
and its not for sale
and its taken ya'll mother fuckin dope smokers to the moon

catch our vapors you bitches
and suck our dick on camera
<enthusiastic trills and monkey screeches>
the funky monkeys are comin
so eat our shit and suck our dick
you ho ass bitches

[Veteran]

pity reply for a pathetic guild

[Langrisserx]

better kill ratio than <Red Dawn> that you app'd for and already got kicked out and now scam for blue plat... but yea pathetic.

not like you, at all!!

at least ironlion trolled himself into oblivion WHY WONT U JUST DIE

[susvain0362]

bump!! great guild very helpful and nice players!!! always help me out with quests and spell money!! bump for great group of guys!!

[Pizza Dude]

Pizza reply.

http://www.mypizzabrothers.com/pizzapic.jpg

[susvain0362]

Pizza reply.

http://www.mypizzabrothers.com/pizzapic.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcZ1slozsiE

want to join the pizza club? so far the only members are myself, brendan and his dad andrew and coach

[Vibrate]

better kill ratio than <Red Dawn> that you app'd for and already got kicked out and now scam for blue plat... but yea pathetic.

not like you, at all!!

at least ironlion trolled himself into oblivion WHY WONT U JUST DIE

Lol been in nilly, azreal, red dawn, all without app's not sure what your talking about. Keep thinking your guild is gonna do anything but die more. I am the master troll.

I'm not going to die anytime soon get use to it.

[Langrisserx]

Lol been in nilly, azreal, red dawn, all without app's not sure what your talking about. Keep thinking your guild is gonna do anything but die more. I am the master troll.

I'm not going to die anytime soon get use to it.

we already won, what dont you understand??? we're the only PvP guild on the PvP server, we have the best players, we never plug, and I have like three cats that live around me (you dont own a cat LOL)

[Langrisserx]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcZ1slozsiE

want to join the pizza club? so far the only members are myself, brendan and his dad andrew and coach

What if i want wings???

http://i.imgur.com/5Uz8tGb.jpg

[Langrisserx]

its not enuff!!! dad!!

http://i.imgur.com/5iciR2A.gif

[Langrisserx]

http://i.imgur.com/nJ1xg2N.jpg

NON FACTOR STATUS ACHIEVED... i think we know who the guy from Spain was~

[Greegon]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcZ1slozsiE

want to join the pizza club? so far the only members are myself, brendan and his dad andrew and coach

+500k interwebs for home movies link favorite animated show hands down

[susvain0362]

http://www.amazon.com/Movies-Anniversary-Limited-Edition-Deluxe/dp/B001D2WUCK

if you dont have your own mcquirk tote bag and a directors clapboard, you arent doing it right

[Langrisserx]

now im kind of liking susvain?? if you're high or sober, whatever it is stay that way... probably high

[susvain0362]

sober!

[Greegon]

franz kafka best episode ever

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHz0zj7Jt8E

welcome to heaven franz, my name is god!

I think youre going to like it here

[Langrisserx]

Winter is Here.

<Charles Bronson> is retiring as active PvP champs.

We fucked your shit up, and now its done.

Deal the fuck with it.

[Recycled Children]

So many people on our dicks. Rustling jimmies since October. Cloth gear champions.

[hagard]

i see 0 jimmies rustled
guess the heats too hot and yall gotta dip, C YA PALS

[Recycled Children]

i see 0 jimmies rustled
guess the heats too hot and yall gotta dip, C YA PALS

You're looking at 14 pages of rustlin'. Welcome to our thread, you don't get it.

[hagard]

nah, still dont get it

[Langrisserx]

Fucking pwned. This shit was too easy, Gotta go wipe my dick off.

[susvain0362]

RIP RED. charles bronson is gone and took red with it.

[Nads]

On the real though, why you guys callin' it?

[hagard]

u guys r like the only fun pvp ive had since i started lvling up =(

[Recycled Children]

On the real though, why you guys callin' it?

IDK. Where we are going? Are we leaving, Hurb?

[Langrisserx]

We have retired as champs. There is no point continuing a PVP guild on this server of pixel whores.

All Charles Bronson tagged members are the most Unique on the server. Officership may be extended to active players who wish to memorialize the time when Red Bled.

This is an executive decision and the right move. On the real, im so smart i make smart people feel retarded... this is what you're experiencing now.

[Recycled Children]

As leader I am vetoing Hurb's announcement of retirement and reassuring Bronson will remain on Red until we decide on a better PVP game to play. Even then Bronson will never fully retire.

[Nads]

As leader I am vetoing Hurb's announcement of retirement and reassuring Bronson will remain on Red until we decide on a better PVP game to play. Even then Bronson will never fully retire.

Lol Hurb undermined by a superior.

[Rhuobhe]

Let's play warhammer

[runlvlzero]

lol

[Langrisserx]

We retired as CHAMPS.

We still play. Just don't expect us to entertain your pixel dreams.

[hagard]

We retired

We still play

U GOT A GUD BRIAN

[Langrisserx]

Ur on red
But ur raiding for pixels

DERP

http://i.imgur.com/jbjFKBp.jpg

[Laugher]

http://i.imgflip.com/4vvi7.jpg

[Korrupt]

shit guild

[Holey]

shit guild

lolyousoundmad

[Recycled Children]

More like you got defeated by parents telling Ballstomper he can no longer play amirite?

Tell him maybe when he is 30 his dad will let him play 23 yrs old is far 2 young

LOL whoops. I guess I shouldn't have let that cat out of the bag. Bronson is done. God bless all of you. Can I join your guild?

[Laugher]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-WHW-QNswE

[susvain0362]

sick....real great use of the jboors bros

also lmao @ succeeding/failing on bestows shoulders! lol having a good laugh right now.

[Langrisserx]

hey I hear there is a movie made about ya'll

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0149551/

GM floozy, stop spreading these vicious rumors. The truth is, Bestow wanted $20 for pizza and wings and it was not enough. He is currently working off the wing bill.

Get back to ur no-pvp efreeti raids.

[Langrisserx]

http://i.imgflip.com/4vvi7.jpg

You're a good man Freddi. Get promoted to Bronson Officer asap! find Floozy in game.

#1 pvp champs

http://bronsonpvp.blogspot.com

[heartbrand]

I liked dis guild was funny

[Rhuobhe]

Red Dawn, Charles Bronson Division

[Recycled Children]

Our new home in Red Dawn has been a good one. Heartbrand is a good dude.

[Langrisserx]

It was inevi.... it was eneva.... it was inevatab... it was inevita...


it was bound to happen.

[Recycled Children]

Having real goals is the success story of good guilds. Trolling was the success story of Bronson.

[Laugher]

http://i.imgur.com/rUaCuei.jpg

[susvain0362]

freddi confirmed 2nd coolest guy on p99 when he said whiteman in hammersmith palais is one of his favorite clash songs

[Langrisserx]

well u r still wierder to me so thats saying something

http://i.imgur.com/XJdZBe1.jpg

[Recycled Children]

Give me your steam name. Mine is gnarlical.

[Langrisserx]

OK

[Laugher]

well u r still wierder to me so thats saying something

http://i.imgur.com/XJdZBe1.jpg

So does this mean Bronsons being remade as something else, or can the same name be restored?

[Langrisserx]

Don't you worry your pretty little face about them details Freddi, you will be duly informed when the time comes... in the meantime, talk to Floozy in game.. i just installed SimCity 4 (although 2013 is tempting)... something about that jazzy music man

[Langrisserx]

http://i.imgur.com/Ekxc0W8.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/WPkoTkw.jpg?1

[Liegezen]

It was inevi.... it was eneva.... it was inevatab... it was inevita...


it was bound to happen.

Is this a Perfect Hair Forever refrence?

[Laugher]

http://i.imgur.com/Ekxc0W8.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/WPkoTkw.jpg?1

http://i.imgur.com/3A6NU4L.png

[Langrisserx]

lol varSOON i crack myself up...

Guild is still as is no worries mate. Champs and pimps pumpin chumps chances

[susvain0362]

Don't you worry your pretty little face about them details Freddi, you will be duly informed when the time comes... in the meantime, talk to Floozy in game.. i just installed SimCity 4 (although 2013 is tempting)... something about that jazzy music man

Sim city for the super nintendo is my shit. Im the best at it

[susvain0362]

I am currently taking control if anyone needs a guild invite send me a tell i can invite to bronson

[Langrisserx]

Floozy disbanded the guild thanks jerko!

[Recycled Children]

Floozy disbanded the guild thanks jerko!

http://farm6.staticflickr.com/5281/5259892137_8560b6db25_z.jpg

It's about time we reformed.

[Langrisserx]

im talking to ballstomper but he just doesnt care anymore :( its hard to be red these days with all the blue

new guild <Saint Nicholas Cage>

[Recycled Children]

<Heaven's Gate>
<Aum Shinrikyo>
<Peoples Temple>
<Reddit Suicide Club>
<Manson Family>

We should be the first cult of P99.

[Langrisserx]

notacult.com

[Recycled Children]

notacult.com

God dammit.

[runlvlzero]

fisting with poophands is the best kind of manfisting

[Recycled Children]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-QBKDMyi0DiY/UOeYlCECUaI/AAAAAAAAEB0/FffmQbEfbvU/s1600/hatersgonnahate.gif

[Laugher]

http://i.imgur.com/dZVN2Cv.jpg

[Langrisserx]

sleeper cells activate... form of rape

[Recycled Children]

http://i.imgur.com/2y84C.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7X1apt6zOa8

[Recycled Children]

Bronson, Missouri

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Bt4Ly9_9Qg

[Recycled Children]

The great mustache is dead. Long live the memory of a once great guild. I'm too lazy to get this ball rolling again. Going to try to join Nihilum. Later dudes.

[Langrisserx]

we have failed you... best of luck floozy

[Rhuobhe]

Floozy if you go nihilum I will be forced to put you down with a blunt object.

[Holey]

Floozy if you go nihilum I will be forced to put you down with a blunt object.

i will not let you touch floozy!

[Laugher]

http://i.imgur.com/5PJeba5.gif

[Laugher]

So you can't get the name back and say put it on an alt for a min like hb did with red dawn? Gotta preserve it brew, I'd even take it if you don't want it

[Langrisserx]

freddi for new GM, go go petition forum freddi

[Langrisserx]

http://s27.postimg.org/3ww7lzihd/fin.gif

[Langrisserx]

http://s27.postimg.org/3ww7lzihd/fin.gif

[runlvlzero]

I miss Big Hurb yellin at me for being good at pvp. And being a bluebie at the same time.

[Langrisserx]

haha looks like a buddy of mine, is that you

[Langrisserx]

Mr. PAUL. Mr. President, James Madison, the father of the Constitution, warned:

The means of defense against foreign danger historically have become instruments of tyranny at home.

Abraham Lincoln had similar thoughts saying:

America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter, and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves. (http://thomas.loc.gov/cgi-bin/query/z?r112:S29NO1-0014:)

[hagard]

I miss Big Hurb yellin at me for being good at pvp. And being a bluebie at the same time.

I dont thnik Hurb knows you exist #groupie

O LAWD

[Recycled Children]

send a tell to Ojdajuiceman for guild invites. Bronson is still running under its original captain, big hoss Oj

You never have nor ever will be a part of Charles Bronson. You named yourself Ojdajuiceman.

[Langrisserx]

i should have at least kept the jboots. it was all for nothing

[Recycled Children]

Propaganda. I resigned from Charles Bronson after unfair treatment.

Oh yea that's right. That night was funny but excruciatingly annoying dealing with that drama.

[runlvlzero]

I mad hurb run to his pals a # of times and even took him down with a group of flowers b4 I rage quit.

The specific tell that I will always remember was him asking me not to use levitate and range.

[Langrisserx]

thanks that was me trying to suck up to ballstomper but he abandoned his priest and become a champion of nothing...

i still say it takes more to be a follower than a leader

[Langrisserx]

lmfao... also i think that time on Hurb , i let bestow play.. i think i saw my name on boards and was like whyyy. i never complain.

[JayN]

40oz to freedom son, u go boi

[thugcruncher]

charles bronson will be reformed as <Pizza Club>

[thugcruncher]

http://i.imgur.com/sMu47b5.png

[thugcruncher]

http://i.imgur.com/4gMWbeB.png

[thugcruncher]

http://i.imgur.com/6dWVmJ2.jpg