Smasheeie intruduce hemself

[Smasheeie]

A poem by Smasheeie Smashey

Smasheeie id smarrt Smasheeie is sweet, Smasheeie lub gnom dem gud to eet.

Dorfs are gud too dey traval frum far, dem alwayz arive en nice pikle jar.

Smasheeie id big Smaseeie id strong, Smasheeie an elfs not get elong.

Dey neva be nice, say Smasheeie dum enstead.

But smarrt elf no make fun wen Smasheeie sit on dem head.

Thenk you.

[Aeolwind]

Post of the year candidate.

[Insedeel]

Post of the year candidate.

Agreed... Chazze (my ogre warrior from classic days) would have liked you Smasheeie..

[Harmonicdeth]

Oh I like this guy, he wants to eat gnomes!

I will put a good word in with the Half elves of Freeport.

[Swiftsong_Lorekeeper]

Definitely agree that is awesome haha. I love a good roleplayer which seems there aren't too many these days. Back when I started EQ it seemed like nearly everybody did, especially trolls/ogres.

[Humwawa]

What about Dark Elves, hmmmmm?

You can eat our halfling captives!... after we've drained their spirits dry and dissected their minds for pertinent information..

[Shannacore]

What about Dark Elves, hmmmmm?

You can eat our halfling captives!... after we've drained their spirits dry and dissected their minds for pertinent information..

um, don't do that please

[Excision Rottun]

http://www.masticando.com/blog/wp-content/2006/07/milkshake.jpg

[PhelanKA]

What about Dark Elves, hmmmmm?

You can eat our halfling captives!... after we've drained their spirits dry and dissected their minds for pertinent information..

I must protest. Young necromancers still need tiny skeleton pets! Besides, any loyal follower of Cazic Thule or Rallos Zek should be killing for their lunch and not accepting handouts from our great empire.

[Chodan]

I like this poem.

[Smasheeie]

[QUOTE=Humwawa;101640]What about Dark Elves, hmmmmm?

A Poem By Smasheeie Smashey,

Smasheeie Smashey sat on a waal, den along kame en inkie dat made Smasheeie fall.

As Smasheeie faal inkie laufs en said mean theengs but as Smasheeie lans hem herd only screems

Smasheeie morel tu dis story is da simpel truths, inkies dat be mean tu Smasheeie get made ento juuse.

Thenk you.

[azeth]

questionz

1. did we just become best friends?

2. do you wanna go do karate in the garage?

[Smasheeie]

questionz

1. did we just become best friends?

2. do you wanna go do karate in the garage?

1. Da bestes

2. Smasheeie duz, hem kan sho how tu tern full sise gnom ent bite sise treets wit wun chop...da seceret es en propar toe dissaplen.

[Aarone]

Ahh, now THIS is a breath of fresh air! :D

Highly ironic coming from a Troll, I know. ;)

[Aeolwind]

This type of troll is GM staff approved. Unlike Alawen or Abacab.

[RKromwell]

Reminds me of my friend Numbuk.

Welcome!

[Droid Washington]

Was good barshin wit yu today Smash!

-Bashems

[Serith]

Dwarves*

[Smasheeie]

En ode tu lunch

A poem by Smasheeie Smashey

Wut Smasheeie sa da otha day sumthin hem not explaen, a hefling stending in a field jus starren at da rain.

Smasheeie ask hem why hem du this hem get vari wet, Hem said to Smasheeie leeve you oofe or it you dat soon wil fret.

So Smasheeie thot dis man es vari meene wut shuld Smasheeie du, So Smasheeie grab hem ax en favrit bowl en no haz hefling stu.

"Bow"

[azeth]

Thenk you.