p99 EQ Haiku

[myxomatosii]

Hey, a new dungeon!

So many things to explore

Fuck I lost my corpse

[Ironmase47]

upvote

[Bronia]

I'm dead once again
A Decaying Skeleton
Turned out not to be.

[Motec]

Talked on forum lots
Then FE stole my dragon
Foetal position rocking

[Versch]

LFG Unrest
Your legs feel weak, "sorry, train!"
Sigh. Loading, Please Wait...

[myxomatosii]

ForumQuest at work

You wonder where your boss is

Don't look behind you

[indiscriminate_hater]

mad bad sad obsessed
so many words, many feels
i just want epic

[Vallanor]

Need my flaming sword.
Miragul, where are you now?
Killed while I'm at work. :(

[Itap]

Spam Want to buy shit
Over and over again
Still in East Commons

[fuark]

Check, look, track

Still no Hadden

/camp

[fuark]

Train to zone

I hate that guy

Feign death

[Itap]

urdoinitwrong

[Dunes]

I love shadowknights
Bad EXP penalty
Where is Velious?

[fadetree]

5 syllables are
followed by seven others
followed by five more


the form of haiku
is five followed by seven
by five more followed

[Orruar]

Hey, it's a haiku
Enforcing conformity
Over something that should be completely free from control

[indiscriminate_hater]

http://www.gkworld.com/media/img/gkworld/W350-H246-Bffffff/C/conform3848s8d834.jpg

[Vermicelli]

Changing shape is fun!
Staying the same gets boring.
What to be today?

[beyondinfin]

I play my cleric
Cannot find a god damned port
No reses for you

[kronika]

Some haikus about bards that were written about me:


Running very fast
Selo's accelerando
Theres a train coming

Running round the zone
There are no mobs left at all
Fuck you pianoman

[Yumyums Inmahtumtums]

Yeah! Going to Karnors!
Which way to the monkey caves?
Fuck, I forgot to bank.

[Deadmantis]

Welcome new players
Pay no mind to forum trolls
Folks in game are cool

[thugcruncher]

prepare your anus
for relentless buttpounding
p v p for life

[myxomatosii]

Quad kiting pirates
Agro, snare, clump, and AE
Simpl-FOUR BACKSTABS

[myxomatosii]

I have a new goal

Bump my haiku thread each time

With a fresh new verse

[Joyelle]

I want to tell you
That I enjoy your haikus
'Bout p99

Perhaps on forums
We should always post this way
Because it is fun

[myxomatosii]

I want to tell you
That I enjoy your haikus
'Bout p99

Perhaps on forums
We should always post this way
Because it is fun

It would make me glad

To haiku all future posts

Improves RNF

[Yumyums Inmahtumtums]

Oh no! Second page!
I have failed my quest to bump
Back to the first page

[Lowlife]

pixels are stale on red
want a new teams server soon
Your body ready?

[Deadmantis]

Looking for group sucks
if not a twink with epic
give newbies a chance

[sellawiz]

Once you get too high
All you do ever do is raid
The newbies are free

[Vermicelli]

Here's one for the new blood:

Is that a cracked staff
Or perhaps a worn great staff?
Wish I could have twinked

[billw134]

Big ass nipple ring
Motorboating them titties
Oh yeah, Everquest

[Yumyums Inmahtumtums]

Big ass nipple ring
Motorboating them titties
Oh yeah, Everquest

#1 cuz tits. Well done!

[Ahldagor]

Lecherous lusting,
Gnome and Barbarian kilt
The thick thighs galore

Silently watching
Green cloud envelopes a sarnak
Goblin Gazughi Ring

Tips appreciated
That name is so familiar
Toxxulia for you

[Saidi]

Ms. Saidi Safeword
No donation? Well, fuck you
Ports to hate, then laughs

Hurray for Haikus

[Yumyums Inmahtumtums]

Fifteen platinum
This wizard should be happy
Lots of corpses here

[Deadmantis]

It rains all the time
we need to find a druid
give them an opal

[Strifer]

Keyed for Veeshans Peak
TMO has some good perks
But I have no life.

[myxomatosii]

Haiku thread necro'd
Near, far, wherever you are
Its heart will go on

[ctechguy]

My boss cons light blue
Lost faction with management
He blocked the forums

[Number7]

Thirty-six hour spawn
Sun comes up and sun goes down
One percent drop rate

[sivax]

i thought this post was
going to be about project1999
up on haiku os (https://www.haiku-os.org/)

[myxomatosii]

i thought this post was
going to be about project1999
up on haiku os (https://www.haiku-os.org/)

Lol, never thought of that. But on your haiku I'm counting

5
13
6

Am I counting right? Its easily modified to work even if so.

[Vermicelli]

Dicing up some gnolls,
teeth should be standard issue.
Where dem fangs be at?

[justin2090]

I cant think of one
So I'll just say random things
What does the fox say?

[ctechguy]

Hot female wood elf
Is a greasy old trucker
He smokes fat cigars

[myxomatosii]

I cant think of one
So I'll just say random things
What does the fox say?

The fox goes bark bark
Or does it make a bird sound
No one can be sure

[Wudan]

Alarti banned
Arguing with Autotune
Jeremy commenting
Tmo cesspool represent