Is this incest / the sock story

[kotton05]

Okay so I don't know if this was incest since there wasn't any sexual intent in the technical sense but here it goes....

When I was little my mom used to use a butt plug on me (she called it my poop plug) and I'd wear it all the time. I was told only to take it out when I poop and wipe my ass then put it back in... so EQ gave me great relief.

I was really young at the time so I thought everyone did this but this one time at school it fell into the toilet and I flushed it on accident. So when I got back to class I told the teacher I flushed my poop plug. She had no idea what I was talking about and sent me to the nurse.

Well after trying to explain what a poop plug was for 15 mins they decided to call the cops. The police started asking all these questions and I was scared cause I thought I was in trouble for losing my poop plug....

Turns out my mom was a schizo and was makings wear this shit so Satan couldn't stick his cock in my ass to make me gay.

[Cecily]

Ty for leaving my guild.

[runlvlzero]

yes, and your probably gay and have satan possessing you right naow

[Lune]

hilarious

[SamwiseRed]

ive read this somewhere else.

[kotton05]

hilarious

:)

[runlvlzero]

ive read this somewhere else.

probably in guild chat with Azrael.

[kotton05]

ive read this somewhere else.

Shhh Sam this is not the post you're looking for /wave's hand

[Barkingturtle]

Only incest if Mom got off, imo.

To that end, was she manipulating her own pussy with her fingers or any other object? Did you share plugs, or did she engage whatsoever in any anal-play herself? Really need to probe further to know for sure if incest.

[kotton05]

I have repressed all memories. I think she was really just trying to protect me from evil. Now I must wear a sock. I miss my poop plug sometimes.

[Champion_Standing]

This is a true story I read about it in the news.

[Heebo]

Pro tip: Eating a large bowl of cheese also works well as a poop plug.

http://076dd0a50e0c1255009e-bd4b8aabaca29897bc751dfaf75b290c.r40.cf1.rackcdn.c om/images/files/000/006/087/original/original.0

[Sidelle]

Really need to probe further...

Lol..

[Hailto]

Sounds like an average christian to me.

[Tiggles]

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080416190703AADWFlA

6 years ago.


Keep Yahoo answers on Yahoo Answers

[Lune]

how's that job search going? start any diets lately? kill any hookers?

[Tiggles]

how's that job search going? start any diets lately? kill any hookers?

Currently employed/Yes/Yes

[Raavak]

The poop plug WAS satan.
You are not the anti-Christ.

[kotton05]

Currently employed/Yes/Yes

hi

[Lron]

Okay so I don't know if this was incest since there wasn't any sexual intent in the technical sense but here it goes....

When I was little my mom used to use a butt plug on me (she called it my poop plug) and I'd wear it all the time. I was told only to take it out when I poop and wipe my ass then put it back in... so EQ gave me great relief.

I was really young at the time so I thought everyone did this but this one time at school it fell into the toilet and I flushed it on accident. So when I got back to class I told the teacher I flushed my poop plug. She had no idea what I was talking about and sent me to the nurse.

Well after trying to explain what a poop plug was for 15 mins they decided to call the cops. The police started asking all these questions and I was scared cause I thought I was in trouble for losing my poop plug....

Turns out my mom was a schizo and was makings wear this shit so Satan couldn't stick his cock in my ass to make me gay.

Funniest thread i have read in months on R&F 5 stars.

[JayN]

Will your mom watch my kids?

[Nune]

Ty for leaving my guild.

damn near everything you post is pointless

[kotton05]

^

[katrik]

Cece good ppl

[Nuggie]

Good story, would read again.

[Gaffin']

gay merkk

[kotton05]

gay merkk

nope not gay , just saved by jesus!

[Cecily]

damn near everything you post is pointless

Think I've figured out why this community and I don't get along.

Funniest thread i have read in months on R&F 5 stars.

Idiots.

[Gaffin']

TLDR

[runlvlzero]

Think I've figured out why this community and I don't get along.



Idiots.

What do you mean? I read your posts and don't flame u. I consider a good flamey response a good one because it means I got my point accross, the other person had a response and had to think about how to troll/flame me back.

[Cecily]

Just saying there's no common ground between myself and people who found that OP funny. My sensibilities aren't offended or anything, just no funny in it. Worried a little for humanity is all.

[Rellapse35]

fat women always take shit so srs

[Lron]

Just saying there's no common ground between myself and people who found that OP funny. My sensibilities aren't offended or anything, just no funny in it. Worried a little for humanity is all.

Its absurd humor....women dont get it because they are stuck in their bubble and want to force people to adhere to what they think is appropriate humor and what isn't .

If you think laughing at an absurd and creative story is worrisome, you are misplacing your sense of outrage and morality, they are just words, don't read it if it affects you negatively.

[Godefroi]

Cecily isn't a women, or , well, not technically a women yet.

stay tuned though.

[Cecily]

I'd appreciate it you'd stopped slandering my good name by repeating things I've openly admitted to.

[Rellapse35]

Cecily isn't a women, or , well, not technically a women yet.

stay tuned though.

gross as fuck

[Cecily]

Oh come on. Flame my vagina for old time's sake you hick.

[Rellapse35]

you are more mentally disturbed than Katrik

[Lron]

Cecily are you single and do you date forum celebrities like myself?

[Champion_Standing]

I'd appreciate it you'd stopped slandering my good name by repeating things I've openly admitted to.

It's not slander if it is the truth you fucking nitwit.

[Cecily]

That should be fairly obvious. Anyways, I really hope this doesn't change our relationship. We've gotten fairly close over the past few months of you calling me a fat chick and... I don't know if I could bare to lose you.

[JayN]

http://ts4.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4930950036981939&w=199&h=188&c=7&rs=1&pid=1.7

http://www.unionversity.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/image013.jpg

http://www.crazyshit.com/site/pics/images/2010/05/050210-ugly-man-woman.jpg

http://assets.vice.com/content-images/contentimage/no-slug/640fe10fad351a8afbdb26e8de1ea9da.jpg

http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x150/kirstyfarrah/fatwoman.jpg

[Rellapse35]

I can only imagine what u look like in rl

fat neckbeard wannabe girl holy fuck

/wrist

[Cecily]

Does this mean we're not forum BFFs anymore Rellapse? Sorry that illusion got shattered for you. You probably had our whole future together planned out.

[Godefroi]

JAyN, what a perfec timing !

http://www.sadanduseless.com/2013/11/russian-dating-sites/

[kotton05]

its personal I think