Currently looking for something scary to read.

[Sidelle]

Gore doesn't necessarily scare me. I'm looking for something that really messes with the mind a bit, something with some surprising twists. My experience so far has been some Stephen King (don't really enjoy the majority of his stuff though), a little Dean Koontz, and more recently someone named Michaelbrent Collings that was pretty decent. Just wondering if there are any other horror fans that have some suggestions. Thx. :)

[Ahldagor]

Cormac McCarthy's Blood Meridian and Child of God

Blood Meridian has one of the most evil characters ever written, Child of God is appalachian hill billies

[Sidelle]

Cormac McCarthy's Blood Meridian and Child of God

Blood Meridian has one of the most evil characters ever written, Child of God is appalachian hill billies
Ok. Just looked up Blood Meridian and I realized I read one of his other books, "The Road". I like him so gonna check it out for sure. Also, hillbillies scare the shit out of me so that sounds like a good one too. Lol

Thx for the suggestions. =)

[ripwind]

What about Let Me In / Let The Right One In? The original (subtitled) movie was pretty amazing. The English version of the book had some editorial issues, but I still think it was a great read.

[pharmakos]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/18/Confessions_of_an_Heiress.jpg

ISBN: 0-7432-6664-1

[Sidelle]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/18/Confessions_of_an_Heiress.jpg

ISBN: 0-7432-6664-1
At first I just laughed, and then realized that just might be scary after all.

[runlvlzero]

Go read the details about obamacare

[Efwan]

Go read the details about obamacare

+1 :D :D

[Spacebar]

Here is a good place to find scary short stories (if you like short stories): http://www.creepypasta.com/

Not interesting for everybody, but there are some good gems to be found. Quite a few stories have given me the kind of chills I look for when I read/watch scary stuffs (but then again, I am a giant vag and super easy to scare).

I always enjoyed these ones:

http://www.creepypasta.com/psychosis/comment-page-30/#comment-187131

http://www.creepypasta.com/mr-widemouth/

http://www.creepypasta.com/the-art-of-jacob-emory/

I mostly like stories like this cause they are short and I can read them on my phone (a few apps that include assortments of stories from that website).

[Langrisserx]

i thought nurgas dont read.. u wash yo balls today agatha2?

[Ahldagor]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/18/Confessions_of_an_Heiress.jpg

ISBN: 0-7432-6664-1

that says everything about publishing. i forgot there was a book about her. shit, i'm curious if she admits that she can't fuck and has herpes.

[pharmakos]

What It Feels Like...to Survive a Parachute Failure
BY MIKEY HOLMES, 25, SKY DIVER
As told to Frank Bures

15,000 feet
It was a nice day over Lake Taupo, New Zealand, at the beginning of our summer. For a while, it was just another sky dive. When you jump out of a plane, you're in a cushion of air. You never seem to feel like you are falling, and this was just like the seven thousand other jumps I'd done. I was filming some of the other sky divers.

4,000 feet
I was about to open my first parachute when I realized there was a problem: I was spinning around. That wasn't normal. I pulled the release cable. Normally, this would fling me away from the parachute, and I'd have to regain stability and then open the reserve. But nothing changed. The chute was snagged.

3,000 feet
I was a spinning mess, falling fast. It was like something had a hold of me from my lower back and I was being twirled from that point. The more I tried to get on my back, the faster I would spin. My arms, legs, and head felt like they were being pulled away from me.

2,000 feet
I tried to get on my back so I could see what the problem was. I was looking at my altimeter. I remember seeing the lake. And the ground. And the car park. I did eighty-six rotations. Anyone could get dizzy in that situation, but something took over. I was aware of everything.

1,000 feet
I pulled the reserve, and I started spinning faster, like I was a passenger on an out-of-control ride. I realized I'd done absolutely everything I could. And I knew that was it for me. I was over the lake, and the sensible part of me knew that if I landed in the water, I would die. But when you've got no hope, you think maybe the water will be all right. But then I thought, No, I'll die! Then I was blown over onto the land. The last thing I thought was, Oh, great, I'm going to hit the bloody parking lot of all places.

550 feet
I remembered I had a camera on my head and waved in front of it to whoever would be seeing the footage. And then I thought I might as well say goodbye or say something. But before I had time to think of family and friends or see my life flash before my eyes, all that came out of my mouth was, "Oh, shit. I'm dead. Bye." That just blurted out. It was all over. It all happened so quickly.

250 feet
There wasn't really terror. It was more just helplessness. It's like if you were driving a car, and you went into a tunnel, and it was a dead end. Then your brakes failed. What are you going to do? There's nothing left to do besides brace yourself for impact and possible death.

5 feet
I pretty much remember all the way till the second before I hit. I landed in a blackberry bush. On the video, you can see my hands go out, almost to save myself. I guess that was just instinct. I don't actually remember hitting the ground. I impacted on my side, and that sent a shock wave through my whole body and knocked me out cold. I was severely bruised on the left side of my body and swollen pretty much everywhere. I had cuts on my face and my body, a collapsed and punctured right lung, and a broken ankle. And when I hit the ground, it was like I was dead. It was like I'd been turned off.

[chtulu]

http://books.google.com/books/about/Mark_Z_Danielewski_s_House_of_Leaves.html?id=LwJgQ gAACAAJ

no seriously.. read it. Great suspense/horror book ive read in a long time.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41ukLELmsbL._SY300_.jpg

[Funkutron5000]

House of Leaves was awesome.

[Sidelle]

http://books.google.com/books/about/Mark_Z_Danielewski_s_House_of_Leaves.html?id=LwJgQ gAACAAJ

no seriously.. read it. Great suspense/horror book ive read in a long time.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41ukLELmsbL._SY300_.jpg
So I can't get this through Kindle apparently but it sounds good. Gonna add to my list of "real" books to order. Thx. :)

[Sidelle]

What It Feels Like...to Survive a Parachute Failure
BY MIKEY HOLMES, 25, SKY DIVER
As told to Frank Bures

15,000 feet
It was a nice day over Lake Taupo, New Zealand, at the beginning of our summer. For a while, it was just another sky dive. When you jump out of a plane, you're in a cushion of air. You never seem to feel like you are falling, and this was just like the seven thousand other jumps I'd done. I was filming some of the other sky divers.

4,000 feet
I was about to open my first parachute when I realized there was a problem: I was spinning around. That wasn't normal. I pulled the release cable. Normally, this would fling me away from the parachute, and I'd have to regain stability and then open the reserve. But nothing changed. The chute was snagged.

3,000 feet
I was a spinning mess, falling fast. It was like something had a hold of me from my lower back and I was being twirled from that point. The more I tried to get on my back, the faster I would spin. My arms, legs, and head felt like they were being pulled away from me.

2,000 feet
I tried to get on my back so I could see what the problem was. I was looking at my altimeter. I remember seeing the lake. And the ground. And the car park. I did eighty-six rotations. Anyone could get dizzy in that situation, but something took over. I was aware of everything.

1,000 feet
I pulled the reserve, and I started spinning faster, like I was a passenger on an out-of-control ride. I realized I'd done absolutely everything I could. And I knew that was it for me. I was over the lake, and the sensible part of me knew that if I landed in the water, I would die. But when you've got no hope, you think maybe the water will be all right. But then I thought, No, I'll die! Then I was blown over onto the land. The last thing I thought was, Oh, great, I'm going to hit the bloody parking lot of all places.

550 feet
I remembered I had a camera on my head and waved in front of it to whoever would be seeing the footage. And then I thought I might as well say goodbye or say something. But before I had time to think of family and friends or see my life flash before my eyes, all that came out of my mouth was, "Oh, shit. I'm dead. Bye." That just blurted out. It was all over. It all happened so quickly.

250 feet
There wasn't really terror. It was more just helplessness. It's like if you were driving a car, and you went into a tunnel, and it was a dead end. Then your brakes failed. What are you going to do? There's nothing left to do besides brace yourself for impact and possible death.

5 feet
I pretty much remember all the way till the second before I hit. I landed in a blackberry bush. On the video, you can see my hands go out, almost to save myself. I guess that was just instinct. I don't actually remember hitting the ground. I impacted on my side, and that sent a shock wave through my whole body and knocked me out cold. I was severely bruised on the left side of my body and swollen pretty much everywhere. I had cuts on my face and my body, a collapsed and punctured right lung, and a broken ankle. And when I hit the ground, it was like I was dead. It was like I'd been turned off.

I would shit myself and die of a heart attack if I ever had to jump out of a plane for any reason. Terrified of heights.. that and being stuck in confined spaces.

[Sidelle]

Here is a good place to find scary short stories (if you like short stories): http://www.creepypasta.com/

Not interesting for everybody, but there are some good gems to be found. Quite a few stories have given me the kind of chills I look for when I read/watch scary stuffs (but then again, I am a giant vag and super easy to scare).

I always enjoyed these ones:

http://www.creepypasta.com/psychosis/comment-page-30/#comment-187131

http://www.creepypasta.com/mr-widemouth/

http://www.creepypasta.com/the-art-of-jacob-emory/

I mostly like stories like this cause they are short and I can read them on my phone (a few apps that include assortments of stories from that website).
Lol and thx. Bookmarking. =)

[Kitsy]

https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/248596.Something_Wicked_This_Way_Comes

Something Wicked This Way Comes is a pretty good book. I just recently finished reading it and I was entertained the whole time. Not really BOO! scary, but still creepy.


https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/38447.The_Handmaid_s_Tale

Not a conventional scary book, but it will rustle your jimmies.

[Sidelle]

What about Let Me In / Let The Right One In? The original (subtitled) movie was pretty amazing. The English version of the book had some editorial issues, but I still think it was a great read.
I think I saw the american version of the first movie. Vampire neighbor girl, right? I thought it kinda sucked but totally forgot about the foreign version. Noted, and thx. I like vampires as long as they don't sparkle. :D

Oh, speaking of vampire movies. The only vampires that ever scared the shit out of me were in the original Salem's Lot. The movie - can't remember if I read the book or not. I was really young when I watched the film and had nightmares over it. Good stuff...

[Sidelle]

P.s. would love any other scary movie ideas too. I've also been looking for stuff to watch that could potentially scare the crap out of me in my vod menu and netflix but finding mostly mediocre stuff. Evil dead (new version) was decent and made me cringe a little. My husband is a fan of the original but I haven't checked it out yet.

[Sidelle]

https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/248596.Something_Wicked_This_Way_Comes

Something Wicked This Way Comes is a pretty good book. I just recently finished reading it and I was entertained the whole time. Not really BOO! scary, but still creepy.


https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/38447.The_Handmaid_s_Tale

Not a conventional scary book, but it will rustle your jimmies.
These are excellent choices. Loved both the books and movies for both. I'm a big fan of dystopian and apocalyptic stories, the more disturbing the better.

[Langrisserx]

look at a vaginal swab under microscope!

[fishingme]

look at a vaginal swab under microscope!

not all pussies are created equal.

[Langrisserx]

hey u remember the time we went pub crawling and u passed out on a pool tabel for SIX HOURS!!! lol... and then when u woke up we told you it was 1991 and you freaked out and punched a clock... good times

[Aarinak]

Have you tried out the Affordable Care Act?? Scary scary stuff!

[Langrisserx]

Try a Chemistry and Physics course. We're all little balls of spinning energy spinning around while we spin around.

SCARED YET

[Sidelle]

look at a vaginal swab under microscope!
Here's an idea. Go be a disgusting, vomit-inducing, completely unfunny asshole somewhere else. This isn't RnF, so kindly fuck off out of my OT thread.

You don't strike me as someone who reads books above a 3rd grade level anyway so what are you doing in here? Creepy bastard...

[pharmakos]

Try a Chemistry and Physics course. We're all little balls of spinning energy spinning around while we spin around.

SCARED YET

philosophy class was scarier

the only thing anyone knows for sure is that they exist. the rest could all be an illusion.

[Funkutron5000]

Watch The Descent. If you're claustrophobic at all it will be a living hell.

[Funkutron5000]

Another book to pick up that I just remembered is Zone One. It's about re-settling New York after a Zombie Apocalypse.

[Sidelle]

Another book to pick up that I just remembered is Zone One. It's about re-settling New York after a Zombie Apocalypse.
Adding to reading list. I love me some good zombie apocalypse. And incidentally, I watched The Descent. It was pretty good, thanks a lot for the suggestion.

I just started a book that seems really creepy. THE RITUAL by Adam Neville. It might give me nightmares and yes, that's a good thing. :D

[Chronoburn]

http://books.google.com/books/about/Mark_Z_Danielewski_s_House_of_Leaves.html?id=LwJgQ gAACAAJ

no seriously.. read it. Great suspense/horror book ive read in a long time.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41ukLELmsbL._SY300_.jpg

I second this book. One of my all time favorites.

[Chronoburn]

I'm assuming you've read World War Z ... nothing like the movie btw (Which is good) but I found it entertaining.

Also, Stephen King's Dark Tower series is pretty cool and different from the typical Stephen King titles.

[Langrisserx]

Hair Club for Men brochure

[Sidelle]

Hair Club for Men brochure
You seem upset that you have a small penis. I bet you've had a gf tell you that before.. that is, if you've ever had a girl anytime in your life. I've seen guys with your condition and it's very sad. Good thing there are self-help books out there for "little" fellas so let me help you out.

http://www.amazon.com/Exercising-The-Penis-Healthier-Enlargement/dp/1434826317/ref=sr_1_21?ie=UTF8&qid=1386201117&sr=8-21&keywords=small+penis+book

Good luck with your microdick. Keep your chins up (because you're probably fat too).

[Langrisserx]

Good luck getting a man! i bet you get plenty of boys. hahaha. dick jokes.... what a cunt. a bald cunt.

[Langrisserx]

you dont need a big dick if you take it in the ass, just saying. maybe do your research sweetie.

[Sidelle]

you dont need a big dick if you take it in the ass, just saying. maybe do your research sweetie.
Well, I'm glad you've accepted your shortcomings and are satisfied with getting it in the ass instead of having to rely on your useless, flaccid little pecker to have any fun. I admire that. But this isn't the place to come out of the closet.

Stop bothering me in my Off Topic threads and keep your retarded ass in RnF since you're clearly only here to fail at trolling.

[Sidelle]

you dont need a big dick if you take it in the ass, just saying. maybe do your research sweetie.
Lol do my research on your tiny dick? Ok, I'm intrigued. Lemme get my microscope.

[Langrisserx]

sweetie i know ur used to bothering males, but u forget ur on a message board arguing with an idiot.

you look like a fucking idiot :)

[Sidelle]

sweetie i know ur used to bothering males, but u forget ur on a message board arguing with an idiot.

you look like a fucking idiot :)
You still fail. Are you finally done here in my book thread or do you want some more? You don't like my responses much? Then quit forum stalking pretty much every post I make, you weirdo. I don't care in RnF but this shit from you in other forums has been ridiculous.

[Langrisserx]

lol all you can come with are meme retorts... sad...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alopecia_areata